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WHEN PEOPLE WHO POST POSTS THAT ARE TOO LONG FOR MY LONG ATTENTION SPAN

Royalblue wrote:WHEN PEOPLE WHO POST POSTS THAT ARE TOO LONG FOR MY LONG ATTENTION SPAN

WHEN PEOPLE DON'T TYPE TL;DR AFTER CRAZY LONG POSTS LIKE THE ONE ABOVE


I LIKE APPLES, CHEESE, AND LUCKY CHARMS FOR BREAKFAST

WITH CHOCOLATE MILK

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE GAME TEAM FORTRESS 2 IT'S REALLY



Also I hate caps lock and people who talk like that. Not counting Royal because he just capped one sentence, not a few paragraphs =P

When people play a game, and troll in the tough parts and are totally serious in the much easier parts. Why? You axed me in the middle of the horde! Why would you charge the witch with the regular pistol? No I will not heal you we are fighting the TANK Goddammit! People are idiots...

Ya know what really grinds my gears...?

LET me count the waaaaaays:

#1: Waiting in lobby, while knowing I have work in about an hour and a half and THIS:

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(BTW, I'm still in lobby waiting for people to join while typing this out.... THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!!
FUCK YOU, POOPINGTURTLE-NCSU!!)

#2: People who leave lobby just as fast as they clicked JOIN.

#3: People who join lobby and say "Official Dedicated Please"

#4: People in L4D2 who think: "LOL, Admins on the server? Fuck this." And leave.

#5: People who join mid-game, are incapped, about to be picked up and say: "Pussy team," And leave.

#6: People who think you can't shoot through walls. And espECIALLY the littler boys who play the game and think because me and Warrior aim the way we do... it's cheating. (Somehow causing the other team to think that they should leave as well) [But probably because they realize they have 12 year olds on their team...]

#7: Just because one person leaves the team doesn't mean another has to. It's a chain reaction, one person leaves, and it's almost inevitable that everyone else on the other team will leave too, causing the server to shut down.

and.

#8: Ag3nt L33. If you ever see Lady Glockenspiel on the server, be sure to cause him/her much grief.

bluephyr wrote:#3: People who join lobby and say "Official Dedicated Please"

#4: People in L4D2 who think: "LOL, Admins on the server? Fuck this." And leave.

People seem to think that admins can do whatever they want on a server, which isn't as far fetched as you may think. That also goes with the cheating thing, I'm not playing a public game on a private server with pubs on my team against an organized team with admins running a server, whether anything suspicious is going on or not. It's still not playing fair.

DERRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcGKHC0Rh8

Ya know what really grinds my gears...?

Having inadequate lubrication or foreign material in the interlocking teeth of my gears or along the shaft.

*amidoinitrite*

you know what grinds my gears?

the removing of my favorite tv shows.

the inadiquate addaptions of my favorite books into movies.

mosquitos

sunburn

annoying siblings

parents

people with that "holier than thou" attitude

teachers who are clinicaly insane.(my english teacher is actualy bi-polar)

also disney has completely gone sidways, it started with mickey mouse, and all those good things, now we have the horror of teen pop stars. *shudder*

screamers..with mics.. makeing my ears bleed.

the fact that my mic doesnt work well and is always too quiet.

People who come into my work (i work as a dishwasher at a local pub. and work the till) and stand infront of the register for 5 minutes trying to decide what to order. with 5-12 people standing behind them..

or people who just stand infront of the till looking at a menu for 5 minutes, theng o sit down and read it to decide what they want...

people who order food within the last 5 minutes of the kitchen shutting down..

the person who orderd curried chicken at my work and said "this is too spicy" ,god that person was dumb.

hmm thats all for now..

... quicktime events

lol

ya know what really grinds my gears?

mosquitos
people who call me n00bz
people who rage even though i just give them somd friendly advice

These stupid commercials about "Love Line" or some B.S. "dating phoneline" crap which are poorly filmed with a bunch of slutty, ugly chicks who were paid $10 to do this. I'm trying to watch comedy central, leave me alone.

BAMF wrote:... quicktime events

THIS. ALL OF MY HATE.

Want to enjoy a cutscene? well too bad.

The amountof spam on the forums..

People still guessing my nationality(even though few people know)still pissed me off and those who don't really know what i am speaking 99.9% of the time.

people who annoy me to no end and no extent about things i don't really care about.

Books that ain't foreign,folklore/mythology.

Music of late 2000's

Uwe boll's film

Those "Gaia online folks"

those damn freshmen(never act their age or be responsible)

people who won't stop asking me to sing

Ya know what really grinds my gears...?

People who don't like tf2 because it's too cartoony (without even playing it) and people who don't like css because hitboxes are unrealistic.

people with too much spite.

StmyD wrote: people who don't like css because hitboxes are unrealistic.

too be fair, hitboxes are pretty game breaking, and css has the worst community outside of a CoD game I've ever seen.

When I join a TF2 server just to see someone spamming the same bind over and over "I UM TRADING 1 NEW PAINT 4 2 GOOD HATZ PLZ SND TRADE VRY RAR PAINT"

it really grinds my gears when david hasslehoff tries to have his way with my oscillating metal fan

WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TYPE IN CAPS LOCK SO ITS LIKE THEY ARE YELLING AND CAN BETTER PROVE THEIR POINT AND GRAB PEOPLES ATTENTION

When people make pointless threads/posts

Ya know what really grinds my gears...?

snipers in TF2.
the second highest effective range for a class is the engy's sentry gun+wrangler, because as far as i know the sentry doesn't have damage drop off
EVERYONE ELSE? medium range at most.
sniper? instant kills with an unlimited effective range.

The sniper rifle does not have unlimited range.

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:The sniper rifle does not have unlimited range.

Fact. Just try on the snowy bridge map.

Tampashrew wrote:

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:The sniper rifle does not have unlimited range.

Fact. Just try on the snowy bridge map.

You mean the Snowy Bridgey Thallusey map?

Kriegsmarine wrote:You mean the Snowy Bridgey Thallusey map?

I always call it snowbridge phallus. noone in the server has picked up on my pronunciation yet.

Ya know what really grinds my gears...?

F2P Pyros that cannot understand airblasts can put out team-mates who are on fire. (Unlike overmaster whose always on top of everyone whose on fire usually and extinguishes them really fast -thanks man! )

Even when myself and other people say "Pryo airblast me!", there are always the ones that cannot understand that concept, and then...you die. It doesn't take anymore time than to click your alt-fire key (MOUSE2 usually).

Ya know what really grinds my gears...?

The FunServer

But I stopped playing on it so problem solved ^^

You know what really grinds my gears?

Not keeping them properly lubricated.