[03:11] (MrsK): And now I'm prgeggers.
[03:12] PhrozenFlame: I have deduced that WINTERGREEN is the father!
[03:12] giggles: Yay! Baby shopping! Have fun!
[03:12] PhrozenFlame: Baby shopping for another man's child, yes
[03:12] (MrsK): WINTERGREEN
[03:13] (MrsK): WHERE'S MY CHILD SUPPORT
[03:13] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Hld still, I'm gonna punch it outta you.
[03:13] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: hold
[03:13] (MrsK): NO!
[03:13] PhrozenFlame: She wants the baby!
[03:13] giggles: It's okay, we'll love him/her still. Even if it's real daddy is a drunk history maniac.
[03:13] (MrsK): WE DO THIS LIKE MY FAVORITE MOVIE
[03:13] PhrozenFlame: SHE IS NOT AGREEING TO THIS ABORTION!
[03:13] (MrsK): DIRTY DANCING STYLE
[03:14] giggles: Lmfaoooo
[03:14] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Coat hanger?
[03:14] (MrsK) lies down crying.
[03:14] (MrsK): GIVE IT TO ME PATRICK
[03:15] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Inducing miscarriage with excessive smoking and drinking?
[03:15] giggles: Aee see what you did?! She's crying!
[03:15] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: The fact that you can quote that movie proves you're a girl.
[03:15] PhrozenFlame: GODDAMN IT, SOMEONE GET THIS DRUNK EXCUSE OF A DOCTOR OUT OF HERE!
[03:16] giggles: Aww* now, is it a boy or girl? Or other?!
[03:16] thedoghouse: Spleenter and fireproof cheat at pool
[03:16] thedoghouse: all I have to say
[03:16] PhrozenFlame: Is it an H?
[03:16] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: It's a jellyfish!
[03:16] PhrozenFlame: What.
[03:16] PhrozenFlame: Don't trust him, he's drunk!
[03:16] giggles: Fireproof sucks
[03:16] (MrsK): And the fact I'm giving birth doesn't prove I'm a woman?
[03:16] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: It's called geometry and trig, doghouse.
[03:16] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Nope.
[03:17] giggles: Lol
[03:17] giggles: Are you going natural? Wafer birth!? Stock up on drugs birth?
[03:17] giggles: Water
[03:17] giggles: Lmfaooo
[03:17] giggles: Wafer
[03:18] (MrsK): NO! WE'RE GOING BY SWAYZIE'S COAT HANGER DAMNIT!
[03:18] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: I want her to give birth on a stack of nilla wafers.
[03:18] PhrozenFlame: This was a very quiet birth
[03:18] PhrozenFlame: Wait, YOU'RE NOT DONE?
[03:18] PhrozenFlame: THERE ARE MORE JELLYFISH CHILDREN INSIDE OF YOU?
[03:18] giggles: ITS QUADRUPLETS!
[03:18] PhrozenFlame: GODDAMN IT WINTERGREEN, DO YOUR JOB
[03:18] giggles: oh snap!
[03:18] (MrsK): NOW I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE!
[03:19] (MrsK): AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU!
[03:19] Ex-PFC_Wintergre vomits in the corner
[03:19] giggles: Lmfaoooo
[03:19] PhrozenFlame: I TOLD you not to drink before the birth!
[03:19] PhrozenFlame: BUT NO
[03:19] Ex-PFC_Wintergre vomits on giro
[03:19] PhrozenFlame: Good thing I had the blanket
[03:20] PhrozenFlame: Here, go vomit in the corner with it again
[03:20] giggles: Drink a coconut
[03:20] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: How?
[03:20] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: They're solid.
[03:20] PhrozenFlame: Coconut tastes horrible
[03:20] giggles: Oh wait that's for hangovers
[03:20] (MrsK): BE A MAN
[03:20] giggles: I think
[03:21] giggles: You never drank a coconut?!
[03:21] (MrsK): DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
[03:21] PhrozenFlame: Also, maybe we should do something about Kerplunkers and her birthing problems
[03:21] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Best hangover cure is water.
[03:21] PhrozenFlame: Don't. You. Dare.
[03:21] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: I've had coconut milk.
[03:21] (MrsK): ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
[03:21] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Never an entire coconut.
[03:21] giggles: Coconut jelly yum
[03:21] (MrsK): Am I still giving birth?
[03:21] PhrozenFlame: Ok, I'm fixing this problem, RIGHT. NOW. *Grabs Duct Tape*
[03:21] giggles: But it stains white clothes
[03:22] PhrozenFlame: YES
[03:22] PhrozenFlame: YOU ARE
[03:22] PhrozenFlame: NOW SHUT UP
[03:22] PhrozenFlame: *Tapes Mouth*
[03:22] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: I bet that's full of alcohol.
[03:22] (MrsK): OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
[03:22] (MrsK):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pouIFiaIig
[03:22] giggles: o__o
[03:22] PhrozenFlame: I like how you two are having a nice discussion in the corner while I tape Kerplunkers' mouth
[03:23] (MrsK): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF
[03:23] (MrsK): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF
[03:23] PhrozenFlame: Wintergreen, you wanna get the LAST THREE kids out of her?
[03:23] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Nah.
[03:23] giggles: Maybe phrozen is the real dad
[03:23] PhrozenFlame: Giggles, you?
[03:23] (MrsK): MTHR FCKR
[03:23] giggles: Yep
[03:23] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: yessir
[03:23] PhrozenFlame: Ok, start getting the kids out of your wife, then
[03:24] giggles: Come on kids! *claps hands* let's go!
[03:24] (MrsK): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
[03:24] Ex-PFC_Wintergre:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9aX56j9oZg
[03:24] PhrozenFlame: YOU DID NOT RIP THE TAPE OFF OF YOUR MOUTH
[03:25] giggles: Ey, wifey shaddup nah? You scarin de kids!
[03:25] (MrsK): If there was ever a wrong time to play hendrix
[03:25] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Just slap her
[03:25] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: No such thing as wrong time to play hendrix
[03:25] PhrozenFlame: Duct Tape is more effective!
[03:26] PhrozenFlame: *Tapes Kerplunkers' Mouth again*
[03:26] (MrsK) kicks giro in the man parts I clearly lack
[03:26] giggles: Line it with super glue
[03:26] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Snap her neck
[03:26] giggles: Ouch
[03:26] PhrozenFlame: This is why steel pants are necessary to any pregnancy!
[03:27] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: It's painless
[03:27] PhrozenFlame: Have fun with those broken toes
[03:27] (MrsK): Hendrix and domestic violence.
[03:27] (MrsK): The glory days of my childhood
[03:27] giggles: Steel gloves
[03:27] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: He's got a song about that.
[03:27] (MrsK): Why is it not playing
[03:27] Ex-PFC_Wintergre:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mBjG9chIFw
[03:28] giggles: .
[03:28] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: ... --- ...
[03:29] (MrsK): And now I must live with the eternal shame that I RPed as a female woman of my self giving child birth
[03:29] (MrsK): *female version
[03:29] PhrozenFlame: Yup
[03:29] giggles: lol
[03:29] (MrsK): And Love Hina is still up
[03:29] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: lol yup
[03:29] PhrozenFlame: Haha, Love Hina
[03:30] PhrozenFlame: The best joke ever.
[03:30] thedoghouse: Cheaters
[03:30] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: -- .-. / -.- / .. ... / .- / --. .. .-. .-..
[03:30] PhrozenFlame: Better than Sarchasm
[03:30] giggles: Code
[03:30] (MrsK): Backround music about abusing your woman makes it really funny.
[03:30] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: .... .. / --. ..- -.-- ... .-.-.- / .. / -.-. .- -. / ... .--. . .- -.- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . -.-.--
[03:31] giggles: Does that really say something?
[03:31] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Yes
[03:31] (MrsK): FUCK I CLOSED THE WINDOW AND THEY ARE STILL TALKING
[03:31] giggles: Do translate
[03:31] PhrozenFlame: They do not leave you alone!
[03:31] PhrozenFlame: They haunt your dreams!
[03:31] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Hi guys. I can speak morse code!
[03:32] (MrsK): THEY ARE IN MY JELLY FISH CHILDREN
[03:32] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: That's what it says.
[03:32] PhrozenFlame: Kerplunkers, who is the worst character so far?
[03:32] (MrsK): Stupid sad moe blob bitch
[03:32] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: The first one says "mr k is a girl"
[03:32] (MrsK): That's the name of my firstborn.
[03:32] PhrozenFlame: I thought so
[03:32] PhrozenFlame: Haha
[03:33] thedoghouse: asdf
[03:33] giggles: I can speak baby! -the doktah
[03:33] (MrsK): Second is angsty white haired teen.
[03:33] (MrsK): 3rd his dumb bitch with floppy breasts.
[03:34] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: Morse code is easy. (-- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / .. ... / . .- ... -.--)
[03:34] (MrsK): And 4th is Keith.
[03:34] PhrozenFlame: They all sound so similar, I don't recall them
[03:34] PhrozenFlame: Actual names, plox
[03:34] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: one time, Me and Keith...
[03:34] (MrsK): DONCHU TALK BOUT MY DAUGHTAH THAT WAI
[03:34] PhrozenFlame: No one likes Keith!
[03:35] Ex-PFC_Wintergre: You two are weird.
[03:35] PhrozenFlame: My philosophy revolves around everyone being crazy.
[03:35] giggles: Its his daughter too.
[03:35] (MrsK): You just impregnated me with jellyfish.
[03:35] PhrozenFlame: So you're just proving me correct
[03:35] (MrsK): How am I weird?