calculatedChaos Gaming

Taedium wrote:

9 + 12 = ?

A: Yes
B: !
C: All of the above.

A.
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What would be more fun?

A. Playing Marco Polo with a cloaked spy.
B. Play keep-away with the Heavy's sandvich.
C. Replacing the scout's bonk with the sniper's jarate.
D. None of the Above.

Neverless wrote:What would be more fun?

A. Playing Marco Polo with a cloaked spy.
B. Play keep-away with the Heavy's sandvich.
C. Replacing the scout's bonk with the sniper's jarate.
D. None of the Above.

A

Your stranded on an island. What do you have?
A) A raft.
B) A fishing pole.
C) An Axe.
D) A Volleyball named "Wilson".

D, but "His name is VOIT, dumbass" (Family Guy reference )

You have your options.
1. Tits
2. GTFO
3. I don't know my memes :<

1 of course.

Billy was a Chemist's son, but now he is no more. What he thought was H2O was _____.

1. Satan
2. H2SO4
3. Rainbow-flavored Acid
4. Eggs

H2SO4. BOOM!

Scooby
1. Dooby
2. Dooooo!
3. Sucks.

4) All of the above

Yes
Ä) No
↨) Heck no
•) Derp
$) Yes as in no because if you say yes to a yes answer then that would be a double positive which cancels itself out to turn out to be one positive but since you chose yes yes + yes would equal yesx2 and you keep adding yes to your exponent until you have yes to the power of pie but pie is delicious so you say yes to pie thus solving the problem of yes to pie but pie is also an infinite number with a soft fluffy but yet crunchy crust therefore you say yes but at the same time your getting infinite pies since your saying yes to yes trying to get more pie from pie man but then you consider reading this is contradictary and doesnt make sense at all so you dont even bother reading this anymore and if you do then you must be bored as hell to choose this answer

Derp.

I wish I was bird.

1) I love that show!
2) Why are you speaking English?
3) I have a cat tongue as well!
4) I will rip out your tongue!
5) What the hell is going on?

2)

What do you do at school?
1) Learn
2) Text in class
3) Doodle
4) Pass notes

5) Sleep

Who was phone?
1) Not the father
2) Dr. Octogonipus
3) Shut up, newfag
4) GTFO, burn with fire.

2.

Pop quiz hotshot, there's a brick racing towards your crotch at 50 mph. What do you do?

6) Scream like a little girl.
53) Activate your pants shield.
Blue) Take it like a man.
Applesauce) Punch the brick.

42) Reach into your coat pocket and through another brick at that brick to cause SUPER SPLOSION

Guys, what do you think a girl looks for?
A) Buff guy with no feelings
B) Funny guy whose sensitive
C) Awesome guy whose shallow
D) A guy whose clingy

(Serious Bidness)

B who also has money.

Just DANCE?

A.
B.
C.
D.

Bishop wrote:B who also has money.

Just DANCE?

A.
B.
C.
D.

B.

ok now
A.
B.
C.
D.

E: Lit3

Suddenly, Semi Truck. What Do?

A: Wave
B: Stand
C: Shoot
D: Move Out of Way

D, then B, then C, then A. "Thanks for standin' still, wanka!"

Which?
A.
B.
C.
D.
E. Classic

A

Pop quiz, idiot, you are either
A) A stupid idiot, or
B) All of the above.

C) None of the above

How are you feeling?
A.
B.
C.
D.
E

A combination of and . I call it Batshit Drunk

"The woman was killed by a clown" "I guess... She was feeling... A bit funny."
A. YEEEEEAAAAHH
B. YEEEEEAAAAHH
C. YEEEEEAAAAHH

3

Music
1) Dubstep
2) Drum and Bass
3) Ranchero Music
4) Mafia music (jazz)
5) anything thats not pop,rap,hip-hop

Ohnoez wrote:3

Music
1) Dubstep
2) Drum and Bass
3) Ranchero Music
4) Mafia music (jazz)
5) anything thats not pop,rap,hip-hop

5.

How many body bags will we be needing?
1) Eins
2) Zwei
3) Drei
4) Too many to count!

Wouldn't it had made more sense to count in Italian?
Not that it matters, because a lot in a lot in every language.

If, and only if, a+b=c v b-c=a, but if and only if a+b=c, then b-c=-a, and a≠0, then which of the following is true when all others are false?
1) b+c-|b-c|≠a
2) b-a>c
3) a=|a|
4) b≠0

It's a really hard logic question I made.

Pretend → are bi-conditionals, and not mono.
Being given ∧, meaning or, all answer are correct, but not all at the same time. There are 4 possible sets using logic to equate for. The logic statement is ((D v E); D=True ↦ F=True) → 1; 2; 3; or 4 = True. And the rest must be false. ((D v E); D=True ↦ F=True) = P comes in handy
D is a+b=c
E is b-c=a
F is b-c=-a
If you go threw it, the only successful parse with duplicates or contradictions is so
D =T
E =F
F =T
1 =F
2 =F
3 =T
4 =F
P =F
P →1=F
P →2=F
P →3=T
P →4=F

Therefor 3 is the only answer that works

So a better question. Who cares?

umm....5. i dunno and i dont feel like thinking

ultimate creature:

1.pyroraptor
2.giant orange cucumber
3.
4.giant orange chicken from space

1) Pyroraptor

...?
A)
B)
C)
D)
E)

A,B,C,and D


Which game should i get?

1) Dead Rising 2
2) Starcraft 2
3) Zero Gear
4) Call of Duty Black Ops

E. Spend your money on....TF2 POLYCOUNT WEAPONZ! (no)

I'm Bored

A.who cares?
B.You are a noob
C.I love calling you an ass, Jax.
D.(ONLY TAMPASHREW CAN PICK THIS! Because he hates me) You should leave the forums, Jax. You don't belong here.

If you pick D and you are not Tampashrew then you failz AND I KNOW YOU WILL ALL PICK IT! But don't because there are plenty of other ways to call me an ass, like B. and C.

I know i put E but i dont feel like editing it. READ QUESTION ABOVE!

Not going to bother picking an option, you're trying too hard.

ohnoez should totally get
1) Dead Rising 2

Ok i got Dead Rising 2
What should i wear in Dead Rising 2
1. Regular Outfit
2.Chaps
3. Skater outfit
4. Police outfit
5.(insert outfit here and if you choose this option tell me where to find this outfit and what it looks like)

In Dead Rising 2 the best outfit is in your underwear :'D