calculatedChaos Gaming

It is stolen by Ballon Hitler and replaced with Nazi Shurikens, so when you reach into your pocket you bleed to death.

I wish that I lived in an Old West world like in Red Dead Redemption, but I'm bulletproof.

Done! you die by flames

I wish doghouse fucked himself in the asshole

Granted. But you die first never getting to watch it and get your sick pleasure, while I become famous for the stunt, make millions, and die a happy man at age 212

I wish ragin lost both his arms and his legs so there was no way he could type on a computer

thedoghouse wrote:Granted. But you die first never getting to watch it and get your sick pleasure, while I become famous for the stunt, make millions, and die a happy man at age 212

I wish ragin lost both his arms and his legs so there was no way he could type on a computer

Done, then you die soon after i lose my limbs and i get your limbs

I wish doghouse existed... in another dimension!

:P

RaginAsian wrote:

thedoghouse wrote:Granted. But you die first never getting to watch it and get your sick pleasure, while I become famous for the stunt, make millions, and die a happy man at age 212

I wish ragin lost both his arms and his legs so there was no way he could type on a computer

Done, then you die soon after i lose my limbs and i get your limbs

I wish doghouse existed... in another dimension!

Done but you soon stba yourself from having no one to wish he was dead
I wish I was in a blender on Will it Blend

Trilby wrote:Done but you soon stba yourself from having no one to wish he was dead
I wish I was in a blender on Will it Blend

Granted, but your debut episode is "Will It Blend?- Team Fortress 3 Beta Key"

I wish I was Kirby.

Granted. but you eat too much and get Dierreha that LITERALLY explodes

I wish I had a license to kill

thedoghouse wrote:I wish I had a license to kill

Approved, but the government made you kill yourself to understand what it takes to get a license to kill.

I wish Microsoft didn't buy out RareWare. ...f*** Microsoft.

Link wrote:

thedoghouse wrote:I wish I had a license to kill

Approved, but the government made you kill yourself to understand what it takes to get a license to kill.

I wish Microsoft didn't buy out RareWare. ...f*** Microsoft.

Granted. But Microsoft bought out every other game company except RareWare

i wish i had pie

Zarik wrote:i wish i had pie

Granted, but the pie was also a bomb and exploded in his stomach at sunset.

I wish I get a job working for Nintendo in 15 years or less.

Link wrote:

Zarik wrote:i wish i had pie

Granted, but the pie was also a bomb and exploded in his stomach at sunset.

I wish I get a job working for Nintendo in 15 years or less.

Granted but they put you to work in the hate mail department

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish

Trilby wrote:
I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish

Granted. But the only way this can be done is if you divide by zero, thus destroying the universe.


I wish doghouse and RaginAsian would stop post fighting.

spleenter wrote:

Trilby wrote:
I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish

Granted. But the only way this can be done is if you divide by zero, thus destroying the universe.


I wish doghouse and RaginAsian would stop post fighting.

Done, but then we go hunting for you

I wish i have the power to destroy planets except earth

RaginAsian wrote:

spleenter wrote:

Trilby wrote:
I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish

Granted. But the only way this can be done is if you divide by zero, thus destroying the universe.


I wish doghouse and RaginAsian would stop post fighting.

Done, but then we go hunting for you

I wish i have the power to destroy planets except earth

Done, But thanks to you the earth gets pulled into the sun
I wish that I had 2 pennies that were just there

Trilby wrote: I wish that I had 2 pennies that were just there

Granted, but the rest of the worlds pennies fall from the sky to bury you.

I wish I had a giant bottle of Coca-Cola

RaginAsian wrote:Done, but then we go hunting for you

I wish i have the power to destroy planets except earth

I'd just stab you in the back considering he said stop POST fighting[
quote="hln.LAW"]

Trilby wrote: I wish that I had 2 pennies that were just there

Granted, but the rest of the worlds pennies fall from the sky to bury you.

I wish I had a giant bottle of Coca-Cola[/quote]
Granted. but it falls from the sky, lands on your head, and crushes you

I wish Commercial's didn't suck as much

thedoghouse wrote:

RaginAsian wrote:Done, but then we go hunting for you

I wish i have the power to destroy planets except earth

I'd just stab you in the back considering he said stop POST fighting[
quote="hln.LAW"]

Trilby wrote: I wish that I had 2 pennies that were just there

Granted, but the rest of the worlds pennies fall from the sky to bury you.

I wish I had a giant bottle of Coca-Cola

Granted. but it falls from the sky, lands on your head, and crushes you

I wish Commercial's didn't suck as much[/quote]

Granted but then TV shows begin to suck

I wish I had a giant bottle of Coca-Cola[/quote]
Granted. but it falls from the sky, lands on your head, and crushes you

I wish Commercial's didn't suck as much[/quote]

Granted but then TV shows begin to suck[/quote]


Lol No wish for you

I wish 2+2= fish

Lol No wish for you

I wish 2+2= fish

Done, now there is an over population of fish and fish rule the world

I wish we knew that their was friendly aliens in outer space

Granted, but out f Paranoia we kill 'em all.


I wish I was More Athletic.

I wish Microsoft didn't buy out RareWare. ...f*** Microsoft.

Awww I have a good one for this

Granted, but your balls shrink do to all the steroid use

I wish I had a dog

Granted, but your dog is a hellhound and suddenly starts killing the ones you love.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes!

Granted, but you can't control it and everything you look at dies

I wish that the fun sever would stay on the fun server

thedoghouse wrote:Granted, but you can't control it and everything you look at dies

I wish that the fun sever would stay on the fun server

Granted but then no one goes on the funserver anymore

I wish I wasn't a hate machine

Trilby wrote: I wish I wasn't a hate machine

Granted. But then doghouse would have to take your place.

I wish the people on the fun server weren't idiots.

(lets see you grant this wish.)

spleenter wrote:I wish the people on the fun server weren't idiots.

(lets see you grant this wish.)

Granted, but 5000000000 Nerds and geeks with squeaky voices suddenly flood the server talking about what the rates for a critical hit chance are, and the best odds of what weapon they will get....all in all they stand around, do nothing and take up slots.....wow, sucks to be you.

I wish that i continued to make awesome friends like all yall's

hln.LAW wrote:

spleenter wrote:I wish the people on the fun server weren't idiots.

(lets see you grant this wish.)

Granted, but 5000000000 Nerds and geeks with squeaky voices suddenly flood the server talking about what the rates for a critical hit chance are, and the best odds of what weapon they will get....all in all they stand around, do nothing and take up slots.....wow, sucks to be you.

I wish that i continued to make awesome friends like all yall's

Speenter, you calling me an idiot? that hurts me man </3

And back on subject

Granted but then one of us dies

I wish people didn't think of me as an abusive admin ;~;

Granted, but then everyone bugs you when they have a problem on the fun server

I wish I had a lifetime supply of bacon

Granted, but since bacon isn't good for you, you eat too much at one time and die of a stroke.

I wish I could jump into my television.

Granted, then you get gunned down after jumping into the movie "The Untouchables"

I wish I invented a color