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"the admin's a lie."- grief the funserver in disguise.

"HAIL ADMON" - Join the funserver as ADMON while a real admin is on. Grief but make the admin LOL so much that he doesn't kick or ban you.

tomm wrote:"the admin's a lie."- grief the funserver in disguise.

I attempted this didn't work so well

I Believe I Can... Fly?- As a scout, get bounced to the enemy's side of breakfloor by a rocket when all of the pieces are gone and win the round.

"You Persuasive SOB" - Convince captain to put the RMF ability pack on one of the servers.
viewtopic.php?f=41&t=18808
Cough cough nudge nudge.
Toasty also posted it, so... its not just me that wants it.

"How'd You Manage That?" - Ban yourself accidentally more than twice.
Is it while trying to slap yourself up somewhere?

"Herp Derp Doubles" - Double post after a period of inactivity.

FlaminSarge wrote:"How'd You Manage That?" - Ban yourself accidentally more than twice.
Is it while trying to slap yourself up somewhere?

"Herp Derp Doubles" - Double post after a period of inactivity.

" " Forget to clsoe the admin menu when trying to build a teleporter

"Teh Lulz" - at another person's subtle explanation of an achievement or event.

FlaminSarge wrote:"Teh Lulz" - at another person's subtle explanation of an achievement or event.

" Oh shit " Reralize you spelt a simple word wrong

Trilby wrote:

FlaminSarge wrote:"Teh Lulz" - at another person's subtle explanation of an achievement or event.

" Oh shit " Reralize you spelt a simple word wrong

"For the love of..." Realize you did Oh shit again

I'm not done, not by a LONG shot- On a Long or huge map, shoot a rocket, arrow, grenade or baseball and let it kill/stun a enemy.

Fun Police- build a sentry on Harbol hotel, Mario Kart (any version), or cyberpunk

Apache>Knights - Be a demo Knight and attack a Apache sniper But get head shot when you are charging to them .
Knights< Apache- Decapitate 5 Apache snipers
Ninjas> Apache + Knights- Back Stab 2 Apache snipers and 2 Demo knights
Demons > Ninjas+Apache+knights- Burn 2 Spys, Apache sniper, and Demo Knight
America JUST KICK YOUR ASSES- Kill 3 Spys, Apache snipers, Demo Knight, and Pyros when you are a soldier
(this could go on)

Arrow head- On a map with open spawns, be a scout with bonk and camp at your health cabinet and wait until a Apache Sniper comes and heads shots you when u are bonked. Need - 10 in 1 head

Not so serious- On a serious map, valve map, or Main server do what you will do if you were on Mario Kart

No I'm not- Miss taken Overmaster/Kimmy Karma is a admin

- Make a religious, racist, or a personality joke BUT the person you are making fun of it has to be ture

"Rage McBelmont" Rage quit for the first time in your life

"Born and Raised" - Spell a simple word as it is spelled on the internet, not knowing any other way to spell it.
"Take the Cake" - Come with a "F*** Ton" of achievement ideas.
"IT REALLY IS!" - Shout "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" at any mention of cake.
"Young Warhawk" - As a scout, acquire a head full of arrows in the shape of an Apache headdress.
"Yoink!" - Take a fundamentally similar achievement idea from here and repost it under a different name with a slightly different premise.

I vote to keep this thread as alive as possible. Btw, "F*** Ton" should be a real unit of measurement.

"When All Hell Breaks Loose..." - Be there when there is no SourceMod or Admins on the funServer.

implode- when all hell is being raised and nobody is having fun, the server crashed, for a good while

Oppisite of Tgame: while TgameP is sniping on FunS use the huntsman and jarate (or razorback whitchever u prefer) and yell out I AM THE OPPISTE OF TGAMEP

DUN'T B RACEST: Call everyone who kills you a "Nigger" without knowing their ethnicity for 3 rounds.

"Sweet Victory!" - After a (seemingly) long time, finally obtain admin.
Who's done this? All the admins I know have been admin for a while...
Ah well, hopes and dreams.
"Hopes and Dreams" - Hope to achieve "Sweet Victory!"
Definitely didn't see THAT^ coming, huh?
"Didn't See That Coming? TOO BAD!" - Get taunt killed by a Scout who had just drunk BONK! Atomic Punch and had said something conspicuously loud, such as "LOOK AT ME!".

See, now you thought the actual requirements for that achievement would be related to hopes and dreams or something.
Or I'm just really bad at bullshitting smartness.
Someone make an achievement out of this^

FlaminSarge wrote:"Sweet Victory!" - After a (seemingly) long time, finally obtain admin.
Who's done this? All the admins I know have been admin for a while...
Ah well, hopes and dreams.
"Hopes and Dreams" - Hope to achieve "Sweet Victory!"
Definitely didn't see THAT^ coming, huh?
"Didn't See That Coming? TOO BAD!" - Get taunt killed by a Scout who had just drunk BONK! Atomic Punch and had said something conspicuously loud, such as "LOOK AT ME!".

See, now you thought the actual requirements for that achievement would be related to hopes and dreams or something.
Or I'm just really bad at bullshitting smartness.
Someone make an achievement out of this^

"FlaminBullShit" Downvote flamin just to be a douche

"Don't Matter" - Secretly obtain admin.
Wait.... craaaaaaap...

"There's a New DJ in Town" - Make someone wonder if LaN is on the server by playing a sound.
Crab Nicholson asked "Is LaN on? He normally spams sounds."
Someone replied "The only admin on is LAW" (hln.LAW)

"Self-Fulfilling Prophecy" - Ban yourself for an inappropriate spray that isn't really inappropriate.
(Read Trilby's sig)
Your spray is just another succubus, right?

Dah but one with less clothes

I'm starting to think this forum topic is getting off topic so I got another achievement.

Don't touch sandvich heavy. - Kill anyone and everyone attempting to kill a sandvich heavy.

TgameP wrote:I'm starting to think this forum topic is getting off topic so I got another achievement.

Don't touch sandvich heavy. - Kill anyone and everyone attempting to kill a sandvich heavy.

"Overruled" Kill the person trying to kill the person trying to kill a sandvich heavy

"Pit of the Boss" Cause Boss Battle: Simon belmont to fall into the pit on breakfloor

running out of ideas

Out cast- during a Sanvish party, bring the Dalokohs bar instead
Out cast 2- during a bonk/sandvish party, bring crit- a- cola instead

Sharing is not caring- share your sandvish to an enemy

Karma is a bitch- kill a Spycrab or sandvish heavy, then get killed by the defender

TgameP wrote: Don't touch sandvich heavy. - Kill anyone and everyone attempting to kill a sandvich heavy.

Go, Go, Battle medic!- On a arena map, be the last one alive and at least kill 2 enemy

- look at a (hot) porn spray
- look at a disgusting spray (does not include furry)

Sandvish apocalypse- On a arena map, be the last one alive and at least take 300 damage and heal it with the sandvish

Next time Eat a Sandvish!- kill a heavy under the Dalokohs bar effect

The wall of bullets, rockets, and sandvishs- Be ubered by a medic, buffed by the buff banner, under Dalokohs bar effect and have your enemy jarated and "steamroll" them

The final dispenser of defense- Make a wall of dispensers on the last level of dustbowl

Cave men wins!- Kill a rifle sniper with the huntsmen

Water sniper- get 3 head shots under water

The scout engie- Be the first one to make it to engie vile on Wacky races or build up your things on the map "toasty engie camp"

The spy will not stab you- befriend a enemy spy
It had to be done!- kill your friend enemy spy

deadmouse8 wrote:
- look at a (hot) porn spray
- look at a disgusting spray (does not include furry)

Achieved both
"Screw it" Ditch trying to build engy ville to play L4D2

deadmouse8 wrote:
Go, Go, Battle Medic!- AS A MEDIC on a arena map, be the last one alive and win by killing or breaking a block out from under the enemy.

Modified a bit I've yelled/typed this so many times on the server.

deadmouse8 wrote: - look at a (hot) porn spray
- look at a disgusting spray (does not include fur ry)

"Who the.... HELLFIRE!!" - Achieve both of the above at the same time, from the same spray.
You know... cuz hellfire's sprays normally fell into both categories? Even if it was fur ry, it was normally disgusting with regards to any scale of measurement... Maybe not include (hot) for this...
You walk up to one, you start to say "who the hell sprayed this", you see "hellfire", you scream his name in rage.

deadmouse8 wrote: Water sniper- get 3 head shots under water

I'm pretty sure some type of fish shoots from the water and kills things on land. Or at least hits them. That fish's name would make a good achievement title for this

"5 pages of stuff" Notice this thread has 5 pages now

LOL @ Trilby's achievement
I achieved that yesterday.
"Been There..." - Claim you achieved an achievement yesterday.
"...Done That" - Actually achieve that achievement today.
It might have been earlier today... idk.
For the server:
"Nope. No Hax." - Lose at 1v1 vs genericnameandrandomnumbers multiple times when he isn't using his sourcemod exploits.
Sadly, I stink at 1v1 in TF2. But hey, its TEAM Fortress 2.
This achievement needs a better name though...

Solo fortress 2?
"next up for banning" Warn incrediblespycrab if you catch him doing a exploit he's next on the ban list

Trilby wrote:Solo fortress 2?

More like "Modern Fortress 2".

"Don't you start" Make a modern warfare 2 joke