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Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 04:00
by Guy Montag
>knock over wooden cutout and use it to snowboard to japan and spah and whatnot
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 04:14
by RandomGuy
>go south
>search boat
>eat map
>achieve nirvana
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 04:38
by Toastyking
This is probably the most fucked up thing you've seen, as the very light wooden cut out broke right through the ground.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 05:25
by PhrozenFlame
> Drop through freshly made hole in the ground
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 05:50
by Toastyking
You drop down the hole, somehow surviving the fall, you dont see the cut out, its also fucking dark, your hair is questionably shaded.
There is a CRACK in the wall, a VERY DARK ROCK, some GENERIC MUSHROOMS, and an ARROW that very clearly states that some form of SHIT be that way.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 06:19
by Noodlefoo
>Eat mushrooms in corner thinking you would get bigger and stronger. Instead, you start tripping balls.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 06:32
by Toastyking
You eat the mush--- OH FUCK
At least SNOPOR seems content with his trip.
You have second thoughts about eating those.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 06:51
by AgeNt_
>snopor opens up lids on Larete and hoovy is forced to dance
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 07:22
by Toastyking
SNOPOR opens the li-- WHY GOD WHY
Hoovy is much too afraid to dance.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 07:58
by Jimmy TwoTimes
>Drink larate to save snooper
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 08:52
by Toastyking
Jimmy TwoTimes wrote:>Drink larate to save snooper
That wouldn't be fun for anyone.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 11 Feb 2010, 09:26
by PhrozenFlame
>Quickly run towards the SHIT to escape the Larate flood.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 12:31
by Toastyking
You run from the influx of LARATE, which is still infact from a hallucination.
After running where it says SHIT is, you find yourself on a giant cliff overlooking SHIT.
You're getting tired of questionable things.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 01:26
by Vengeful Sinz
>Use SNOPOR as a boat and his sniper rifle as a paddle to get to the red tube and climb up it to get to the other side
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 01:29
by Toastyking
No matter how you look at it that situation won't work out well, if SNOPOR doesn't die of SUPER DISEASES from the SHIT, you have no arms with which to row across the PISSISSIPPI RIVER.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 09:39
by Vengeful Sinz
>Observe if there is any bridge nearby that would help you get to the other side of the PISSISSIPPI RIVER
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 01:18
by Toastyking
You see a large bridge to your left... this is why you look around rooms more often, cause there is always shit you don't see.
the PISSISSIPPI RIVER appears to end in a waterfall.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 02:11
by Vengeful Sinz
>Cross the bridge to the other side and enter the sewage treatment facility to see if you can find anything useful to use on your journey
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 02:28
by Toastyking
You are now in a room with a box labeled STUFF, and a DUUR.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 02:37
by Vengeful Sinz
>Take a look inside of the box of STUFF to see if it contains any chemical compounds, tools, or weaponry that might help.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 02:46
by Toastyking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTwVrRRa-A You found your arms! how the hell did they end up here.
You quickly equip your level 1 BASIC CLASS ARMS.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 03:02
by Vengeful Sinz
>Go through the door cautiously hoping to not alert any workers if there are any and try to search for a computer that can aid in your search for MODOC
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 03:17
by Toastyking
You are on a catwalk overlooking POOLS OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF, and a BLUGINEER.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 03:19
by Vengeful Sinz
>Observe if there are only more BLU employees around in the room.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 03:27
by Toastyking
Heck no.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 03:43
by Divine Fate
>push blugineer into pool
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 04:02
by Toastyking
As a display of man power and ARM HAVE, you push him in.
erg.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 04:04
by kplax3
>give the blugineer bones to the invisible dog that was about to bark
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 04:06
by Toastyking
You'd prefer not to reach your VERY MANLY ARMS into the POOL OF QUESTIONABLE GREEN STUFF.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 12 Feb 2010, 04:22
by PhrozenFlame
>Continue through the sewage treatment plant