Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Tampashrew]

Granted, you're back in 2007 and therefor don't have steam yet, so you don't have tf2.

I wish I knew how people died of mental retardation.

[Zarik]

Granted, you're back in 2007 and therefor don't have steam yet, so you don't have tf2.

I wish I knew how people died of mental retardation.

first of all i said without hats said nothing about weapons :/ and i had steam way back in 2003 so point invalid

and second. Granted now that you know your head explodes. why? because i felt like saying that :P.

I wish i didn't live in New Jersey

[FierySnake]

Granted, you now live in San Diego where the people sucks more.

I wish Minecraft Friend mod didn't crash on me

[Kriegsmarine]

granted but now the whole game crashes, but not the mod.


I wish that I knew how to wish.

[FierySnake]

granted but now the whole game crashes, but not the mod.


I wish that I knew how to wish.

Granted, you wish for unlucky crap.

I wish that I have death note.

[A Common Sandvich]

Granted, you wish for unlucky crap.

I wish that I have death note.

Granted, but you mistake it for a diary and write your name in it, thus killing you.

I wish I had a rainbow pony

[Kriegsmarine]

granted but it's a pegasus pony

I wish aliens came and took over the world, and put the administrator of the US's primary defense contractors in charge of governing the world.

[Denzo]

Granted, but now you are oppressed by the military.

I wish I had more money.

[Riftoff]

You drown when your room is filled with Vietnamese đồng.

I wish I knew a gaucho irl.