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Granted, but your ego got to you, and you thought you can juggle flaming blades which failed horribly.

I wish I can travel to dimensions, being friends with Ed Edd and Eddy.

Granted but your mortal body can't handle that ungodly amount of slapstick those 3 do and you... i dunno, die I guess.

I wish I could fart uranium.

Granted. Now the government locks you away, happy to have an infinite supply of urainium.

I wish I could have a golden wrench.

Granted, too bad touching it made you a very valuable statue.

I wish I still had all my SNES cartridges, along with everything else I already own.

Granted. They don't work. And they burn everything you own. Congrats.

I wish a horror movie would be released that is actually SCARY. I miss the good 'ol days...

Granted. Toy Story 4 takes some surprising new twists.

I wish I was loved.

Granted but you obtain an over-clingy psycopathic girlfriend.

I wish that I... was.... a.... rocketman....

Granted. You explode faster than the Challenger. (Too soon?)
(Happy 600 posts, Tampa)

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but that's like the 5th time that joke has showed up in this thread. You begin to feel ashamed of your pathetic brand of comedy.

I wish I knew where I could buy some fucking Deadpool around here.

Tampashrew wrote:Granted but you obtain an over-clingy psycopathic girlfriend.

I fail to see the problem.

Your local comic store has fallen on hard times and begins selling Deadpool/She-Hulk slash exclusively.

I wish for unlimited dishes.

Granted. They're all dirty.

I wish we had a better selection of smilies than just all the reject ones we have here

Bishop wrote:Granted. They're all dirty.

I wish we had a better selection of smilies than just all the reject ones we have here

Granted But then it becomes too boring and no one comes on anymore


I wish i knew why bishop revived this thread

Granted but then you anger the bishop and he slits your throat while you sleep.

I wish I knew what "you people" meant.

Bishop is just showing off his sig. He just wants get more admin votes to get high admin so he is just being a parrot and insulting me like thedoghouse and LaN does. Unfortunaltly, after hearing this you joined him and I complained to captainAngry. he bans you both.

Edit: it was a response to zariks post not tampasherw post. Did not write fast enough.

I want a Teddy Roservelt one day.

that wasn't a wish.

Also: I don't like the new fiery. He's mean :< The old fiery was cool and I miss him </3

I wish the old fiery came back.

Bishop wrote:that wasn't a wish.

Also: I don't like the new fiery. He's mean :< The old fiery was cool and I miss him </3

I wish the old fiery came back.

Granted but he would never be on at the same time as you and you would never get to talk to him

I wish Bishop would play blackops with me (couldnt think of anything else)

Granted, you guys played in opposite teams. You kept killing him so much that he raged and left cC.


I wish I have a Teddy Roserbelt. (happy now bishop )

Granted. It's a teddy-shaped rose, since you spelled that "Roserbelt" and not "Roosebelt", probably because you didn't pass history class and don't know who Theodore Roosevelt is and how it's a play off of his name.

Let me save you some trouble. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt

I wish fierysnake knew that I'm ready to start trolling him again instead of being friendly (which he will see by reading the wish I granted).

Granted. Every attempt to troll him, he keeps getting meaner and meaner. Also he blocked all contact coming from Bishop

I wish for a Teddy rooserbelt. An misc item for the engie.

Not granted, because you still didn't spell it right. I mean, really? I even gave you a wiki link. I'll give the TF2 link this time.

I wish Fiery knew how to spell, for HIS sake.

There IS NO SECOND "R". http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Teddy_Roosebelt so it isn't RooseRbelt. I'm the Grammar Nazi.

Bishop wrote:Not granted, because you still didn't spell it right. I mean, really? I even gave you a wiki link. I'll give the TF2 link this time.

I wish Fiery knew how to spell, for HIS sake.

There IS NO SECOND "R". http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Teddy_Roosebelt so it isn't RooseRbelt. I'm the Grammar Nazi.

Granted but now he knows how to spell at a college level and ends up leaving cC to go spell his way all the way to a job that involves spelling and makes millions a year all thanks to you bishop

I wish that Bishop's wishes weren't so easy to corrupt :P

Bishop begins writing all of his wishes in Icelandic.

I wish I was an elf in a past life.

Granted, apparently you were part of the elf rape of the year 28 B.C and your kind is extinct

I wish we had Friday by Rebecca Black on the jukebox

Granted, your ears bleed

I wish that I'm the last one to post in the last one to post gets 100 bucks thread

Wamp Rats wrote:Granted, your ears bleed

I wish that I'm the last one to post in the last one to post gets 100 bucks thread

Granted but before you can get the 100$ you get a heart attack and end up dying

I wish everything was backwards

Granted, God never existed

I wish that a have a Teddy roosebelt ( want to see how you can corrupt
this and not get crap corrupts like bishop )

FierySnake wrote:Granted, God never existed

I wish that a have a Teddy roosebelt ( want to see how you can corrupt
this and not get crap corrupts like bishop )

Granted your steam account gets hacked and you still have it you just don't have acess

I wish I owned Starcraft 2 instead of just the damned demo

Granted, but you pirated it so you get a virus that destroys your hardrive, and you still can't play online!

I wish I could chew it over with Twix.

Done, the twix turns into a dildo with the old spice guy watching you chewing it

I wish this thread would die already

Ohnoez wrote:Done, the twix turns into a dildo with the old spice guy watching you chewing it

I wish this thread would die already

Granted but because you wasted a perfectly good wish you ended up dying from mental retardation


I wish knew what TF2 would be like without the update that brought hats (probally better)