Corrupt-a-Wish!

[FierySnake]

Granted, but your ego got to you, and you thought you can juggle flaming blades which failed horribly.

I wish I can travel to dimensions, being friends with Ed Edd and Eddy.

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted but your mortal body can't handle that ungodly amount of slapstick those 3 do and you... i dunno, die I guess.

I wish I could fart uranium.

[Zora]

Granted. Now the government locks you away, happy to have an infinite supply of urainium.

I wish I could have a golden wrench.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, too bad touching it made you a very valuable statue.

I wish I still had all my SNES cartridges, along with everything else I already own.

[Bishop]

Granted. They don't work. And they burn everything you own. Congrats.

I wish a horror movie would be released that is actually SCARY. I miss the good 'ol days...

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted. Toy Story 4 takes some surprising new twists.

I wish I was loved.

[Tampashrew]

Granted but you obtain an over-clingy psycopathic girlfriend.

I wish that I... was.... a.... rocketman....

[Bishop]

Granted. You explode faster than the Challenger. (Too soon?)
(Happy 600 posts, Tampa)

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted, but that's like the 5th time that joke has showed up in this thread. You begin to feel ashamed of your pathetic brand of comedy.

I wish I knew where I could buy some fucking Deadpool around here.

Granted but you obtain an over-clingy psycopathic girlfriend.

I fail to see the problem.

[Riftoff]

Your local comic store has fallen on hard times and begins selling Deadpool/She-Hulk slash exclusively.

I wish for unlimited dishes.

[Bishop]

Granted. They're all dirty.

I wish we had a better selection of smilies than just all the reject ones we have here

[Zarik]

Granted. They're all dirty.

I wish we had a better selection of smilies than just all the reject ones we have here

Granted But then it becomes too boring and no one comes on anymore


I wish i knew why bishop revived this thread

[Tampashrew]

Granted but then you anger the bishop and he slits your throat while you sleep.

I wish I knew what "you people" meant.

[FierySnake]

Bishop is just showing off his sig. He just wants get more admin votes to get high admin so he is just being a parrot and insulting me like thedoghouse and LaN does. Unfortunaltly, after hearing this you joined him and I complained to captainAngry. he bans you both.

Edit: it was a response to zariks post not tampasherw post. Did not write fast enough.

I want a Teddy Roservelt one day.

[Bishop]

that wasn't a wish.

Also: I don't like the new fiery. He's mean :< The old fiery was cool and I miss him </3

I wish the old fiery came back.

[Zarik]

that wasn't a wish.

Also: I don't like the new fiery. He's mean :< The old fiery was cool and I miss him </3

I wish the old fiery came back.

Granted but he would never be on at the same time as you and you would never get to talk to him

I wish Bishop would play blackops with me (couldnt think of anything else)

[FierySnake]

Granted, you guys played in opposite teams. You kept killing him so much that he raged and left cC.


I wish I have a Teddy Roserbelt. (happy now bishop )

[Bishop]

Granted. It's a teddy-shaped rose, since you spelled that "Roserbelt" and not "Roosebelt", probably because you didn't pass history class and don't know who Theodore Roosevelt is and how it's a play off of his name.

Let me save you some trouble. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt

I wish fierysnake knew that I'm ready to start trolling him again instead of being friendly (which he will see by reading the wish I granted).

[FierySnake]

Granted. Every attempt to troll him, he keeps getting meaner and meaner. Also he blocked all contact coming from Bishop

I wish for a Teddy rooserbelt. An misc item for the engie.

[Bishop]

Not granted, because you still didn't spell it right. I mean, really? I even gave you a wiki link. I'll give the TF2 link this time.

I wish Fiery knew how to spell, for HIS sake.

There IS NO SECOND "R". http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Teddy_Roosebelt so it isn't RooseRbelt. I'm the Grammar Nazi.

[Zarik]

Not granted, because you still didn't spell it right. I mean, really? I even gave you a wiki link. I'll give the TF2 link this time.

I wish Fiery knew how to spell, for HIS sake.

There IS NO SECOND "R". http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Teddy_Roosebelt so it isn't RooseRbelt. I'm the Grammar Nazi.

Granted but now he knows how to spell at a college level and ends up leaving cC to go spell his way all the way to a job that involves spelling and makes millions a year all thanks to you bishop

I wish that Bishop's wishes weren't so easy to corrupt :P

[Riftoff]

Bishop begins writing all of his wishes in Icelandic.

I wish I was an elf in a past life.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, apparently you were part of the elf rape of the year 28 B.C and your kind is extinct

I wish we had Friday by Rebecca Black on the jukebox

[Wamp Rats]

Granted, your ears bleed

I wish that I'm the last one to post in the last one to post gets 100 bucks thread

[Zarik]

Granted, your ears bleed

I wish that I'm the last one to post in the last one to post gets 100 bucks thread

Granted but before you can get the 100$ you get a heart attack and end up dying

I wish everything was backwards

[FierySnake]

Granted, God never existed

I wish that a have a Teddy roosebelt ( want to see how you can corrupt
this and not get crap corrupts like bishop )

[Zarik]

Granted, God never existed

I wish that a have a Teddy roosebelt ( want to see how you can corrupt
this and not get crap corrupts like bishop )

Granted your steam account gets hacked and you still have it you just don't have acess

I wish I owned Starcraft 2 instead of just the damned demo

[Tampashrew]

Granted, but you pirated it so you get a virus that destroys your hardrive, and you still can't play online!

I wish I could chew it over with Twix.

[Ohnoez]

Done, the twix turns into a dildo with the old spice guy watching you chewing it

I wish this thread would die already

[Zarik]

Done, the twix turns into a dildo with the old spice guy watching you chewing it

I wish this thread would die already

Granted but because you wasted a perfectly good wish you ended up dying from mental retardation


I wish knew what TF2 would be like without the update that brought hats (probally better)