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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 09 Nov 2010, 09:54
by Tampashrew
Granted but it's wish made by me in a special kind of way that makes me a dick according to everyone else.
I wish Celtic would shove a wheel of cheddar cheese up his ass.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 09 Nov 2010, 10:20
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted. But... uhhh....
I wish we would change topics.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 09 Nov 2010, 10:20
by Celtic
Kinky.
I wish Dept. would stay on topic.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 11 Nov 2010, 03:12
by Dick Trickle
granted but the topic is loli porn, something Dept knows way to much about :P
I wish I was Ryan Seacrest.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 11 Nov 2010, 04:31
by Riftoff
Granted, but your new wish sucks.
I wish this wish didn't require a meta answer.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 12 Nov 2010, 12:44
by Dick Trickle
Granted but now it also requires a rotten tomatoes answer.
I wish.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 12 Nov 2010, 12:56
by FierySnake
You wished for nothing
I wish that people give me keys for my crates in tf2 for free
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 12 Nov 2010, 06:47
by Dick Trickle
Congrats, you just unlocked more crates.
I wish I was involved with NASCAR
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 02:32
by Zarik
Granted but then you become a driver then crash into the wall and burn a horrible fiery death
I wish Dept. wouldn't Derail this thread as well as fiery snake :/
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 11:09
by Dick Trickle
Granted, now you do
I wish that the above wish wasn't false but rather maybe a half truth.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 11:10
by Tampashrew
Granted, Zarik only derails the thread half the time but now you derail it the other half.
I wish I knew the answers to certain questers that have been nagging at my mind.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 01:44
by Ohnoez
Granted, other questions from your pehnis start nagging you
I wish i kept the key instead of trading it to Zarik and he got the pain train xDDD
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 08:19
by Celtic
Granted, but you get the pain train but due to a glitch you then lose the pain train and are left with nothing.
I wish for the wish to end all stupid wishes about wishing for wishes.
That really sounds wierd to say out loud.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 01:25
by Ohnoez
Wish Granted
I wish to have sunglasses and a leather jacket and to walk away from an exploding building within a safe distance
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 01:40
by FierySnake
Unfortunately, A movie director did the exact same thing, two miles away from you, and when he said ACTION, you got caught in the explosion.
I wish my TF2 backpack is more interesting
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 04:28
by Link
Fine, but by more interesting, your backpack only has one slot and the only way to get to the next item in your inventory is to delete that item. Therefore you are not able to wear one of your 3 hats while you kill people with your homewhrecker.
I wish I wish upon another fish.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 07:41
by Ohnoez
Granted, you has another fish that eats the other fish
I wish i can tell people that they should just "STOP... In the name of love!"
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010, 09:00
by Tampashrew
Granted but your shot for using such a reference.
I wish that 28 Months later could be released and it would be epic.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 23 Nov 2010, 12:30
by FierySnake
Granted, but it was so epic that you sucided after watching the movie because you want to join them.
I wish that I need a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now, I wish that airplane in the night sky like shooting star, I only need a wish right now.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 23 Nov 2010, 11:59
by Dick Trickle
Granted your wish is that you live forever, but since this wish has to be corrupted you find a way to die instead.
I wish I had a Harem
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 23 Nov 2010, 03:37
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted. Ever here of School Days?
I'll give you a hint
NSFW: Click to View
I wish the people who pressed the NSFW tag above this were prepared.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 23 Nov 2010, 04:03
by MrKerplunkers
Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Granted. Ever here of School Days?
Oh yeah, thread rules and shit uh...
Granted but they all prepared by reading through Tokyo Red Hood. I'd post an image as well but I can't think of a single page that I read that doesn't violate a forum rule.
I wish I could unread Tokyo Red Hood.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 24 Nov 2010, 01:14
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, but at the price of having to watch Boku no Pico everyday for the rest of you life.
I wish for apples.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 24 Nov 2010, 11:40
by FierySnake
Granted, but one landed in you face, giving you a concussion.
I wish that I am a billionaire, so fricking bad.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 12:18
by Dick Trickle
Congrats, you're a billionaire in Zimbabwe. Now you have enough money to buy a half a sandwich.
I wish I had a girl who liked me.
(BTW I Like fat girls)
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 02:46
by Ohnoez
Granted, you suffocate while having sex with a supposedly "chubby girl" by your standars
I wish be part cyborg
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 10:19
by Dick Trickle
Congrats, now you get hacked GITS style.
I wish for a one night stand!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 25 Nov 2010, 12:31
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, enjoy your new std.
I wish I wont regret the amount I eat this thanksgiving.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 26 Nov 2010, 12:54
by MrKerplunkers
Granted, that self esteem was holding you back anyways.
I wish I didn't have do shit tomorrow.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 26 Nov 2010, 11:17
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
MrKerplunkers wrote:I wish I didn't have do shit tomorrow.
MrKerplunkers wrote:
Granted, but at the cost of not being able to do shit. You sit idly for 24 hours.
I wish I could juggle chainsaws successfully.
