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Is stabbed with a spoon

Is stabbed by a rubber ball.

Chokes on a rubber ball.

Is cooked to perfection in a nuclear blast

is killed by a loud shrill. It makes him deaf then his head explodes.

headshot

Gets sucked up by a huge hurricane and lands in neverland never to be seen again.

Its taken away by the Boogieman.

Sniped by a machine gun

Spontaneous Combustion.

Is bitten by a real spycrab and realises that having the name of the beast in your in game name does not provide any protection or immunity from the poison unleashed by the spycrab.

Dies from MY BIG GAY DANCE.

Kills self after doing the said BIG GAY DANCE

Gets stomped on by DeDeDe while playing Dance Dance Revolution

Has a fit and brain haemorrhage from playing Dance Dance Revolution. Then his brain explodes.

Starts on fire then runs around setting others on fire until he falls and gets killed by an ant

Somehow gets addicted to country music. This naturally leads to a depression. Soon after, moves to Texas, buys a gun and hangs himself. (What was the gun for man? Just in case the rope snapped?)

Decides to become the next Crocodile Hunter. After signing with Animal Planet and taking off for his first job, chokes on the airplane food and suffocates before he wrestles the dile that would have eaten his head anyway.

stab stab stab

Seems your a little annoyed there Trilby.

Has a brain overload trying to figure out the country music he's been listening to.

Get killed by a ninja family due to him saying that pirates are superior than ninjas

Gets his head cut off by Pirates and is then fed to very very very very hungry sharks from which there is no escape for saying such a stupid thing.

died along with 2 others when a medic when he under goes the "Human centipede" expirament

Dies from clicking one of the spambot ads

Is actually a Zahm-bee in disguise. Dies in holy rapture.

KARL ROVE'D

Get every character from every fighter ever to beat him up until he died from Karl Rove's doll self destructs on top of him. I hope that no one but Kerplunkers gets that.

dies just as kerplunkers did, but twice as slow

Gets thunderstruck'd

Shot. Repeatedly. By her. With that.

Also, it's totally feasible to shoulder the impact of an Anti-tank Barret .50 Caliber Rifle, what are you talking about? Physics can bite my pasty white ass.

(Picture 9?, you may say. Yes, I have a small folder dedicated to "Kick-assery of GWG." GWG is 'girls with guns,' when expanded. I also have a GWH, 'girls with headphones,' and Abstract. z0th practically owns that folder. You think that's uncool, I have a 500mb section dedicated to Touhou pics. And another 4gb to Touhou music.Weeboo, much?)

EDIT: I realized after posting that it was physically impossible, as demonstrated by the fact that her body was torn in half, to shoulder the impact of a Barret .50 Caliber Rifle while standing. Ergo, he was only shot once. In the head.