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Posted: **11 Sep 2010, 12:17**

thedoghouse wrote:Granted, but it's a lame wish

I wish I could time travel with no side effects

granted but then you go to medieval times and end up without a head

i wish doghouse made a better wish

Posted: **12 Sep 2010, 04:34**

granted, but then he wishes you were dead...which was granted

I wish zarik actually made a wish from scratch

Posted: **12 Sep 2010, 04:35**

Granted but it causes your post to never happen changing this thread entirely.

I wish I owned a functioning Arclite Siege Tank from Starcraft 1 that could do everything it could in starcraft 1.

Posted: **14 Sep 2010, 10:16**

Granted. but the zerg invade earth starting at your house

I wish I was an alien, and one of those cool ones not a lame one

Posted: **15 Sep 2010, 06:17**

granted, but then everyone kills you because they aren't sure if you're good or not

i wish this english homework would go away

Posted: **15 Sep 2010, 02:51**

t00bz wrote:granted, but then everyone kills you because they aren't sure if you're good or not

i wish this english homework would go away

Granted but then you get more homework in every other subject

I wish t00bz wasent a spy

Posted: **15 Sep 2010, 02:52**

Granted, he's a heavy, I guess.

I wish I didn't get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Posted: **17 Sep 2010, 03:04**

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Granted, he's a heavy, I guess.

I wish I didn't get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Granted now you just get in trouble Period.

i wish people didnt say LOL in real life

Posted: **17 Sep 2010, 04:58**

Granted but they say ROFL in it's place and you go 99.9% deaf and can only hear the words ROFL for the rest of your life.

I wish Nintendo would stop making more Mario Bros. games. (Mario Party, Super Mario Galaxy, New! Super Mario Bros, etc.)

Posted: **17 Sep 2010, 09:56**

Granted but then SEGA started being the new Nintendo and they made games based only on Sonic.

I wish we held the wildest party of the century.

Posted: **19 Sep 2010, 09:58**

You were the life of the party of century, but neither you nor anyone else can remember it. Also, you have a killer hangover.

I wish the Nazis won WW2.

Posted: **20 Sep 2010, 05:30**

Granted, but when they win they become all mainstream and those their indie "Kill ze jewz" mentality. You are ashamed of yourself and everyone who ever supported them. In your whiney grief you hang yourself whilst doing some very unchristian things. You die.

Continue? Y/N

I wish I could shoot rainbows out of one of my body's orifices.

Posted: **20 Sep 2010, 04:23**

*inserts a coin to continue*
Granted, but it's from your right ear and whenever a rainbow comes out you cry, just like Scout.

I wish I had more tacos like the four I just ate.

Posted: **20 Sep 2010, 05:29**

Granted, I will, myself, become the taco. Why can I make that reference so much?

I wish I actually did homework instead of browsing here.

Posted: **20 Sep 2010, 09:57**

Your Homework is to browse here

I wish for a bajillion pounds of Sesame Sticks

Posted: **21 Sep 2010, 09:59**

Cool, bajillion isn't a number, you broke the internet.

I wish I would are be English speaking people better.

Posted: **25 Sep 2010, 08:35**

Granted, ppl sp3@k 3ngr1$h lik3 dis @nd dis iz beter 3ngrish

I wish the whole world was covered in gillie
such as: buildings, cars, people, animals, objects, materials, items, EVERYTHINGG

Posted: **02 Oct 2010, 07:28**

Ohnoez wrote:Granted, ppl sp3@k 3ngr1$h lik3 dis @nd dis iz beter 3ngrish

I wish the whole world was covered in gillie
such as: buildings, cars, people, animals, objects, materials, items, EVERYTHINGG

Granted, Unfortunately the sun melt everything, including you.

I wished, that I can do this is real life

Posted: **02 Oct 2010, 10:38**

Fragment (Consider revising)

I wish I didn't think that I thought that I think that I am what I wish that I was.

Posted: **02 Oct 2010, 11:04**

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Fragment (Consider revising)

I wish I didn't think that I thought that I think that I am what I wish that I was.

granted now you think that you thought that you think that you were

i wish giggles a happy birthday

Posted: **02 Oct 2010, 11:04**

Zarik wrote:
Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Fragment (Consider revising)

I wish I didn't think that I thought that I think that I am what I wish that I was.
granted now you think that you thought that you think that you wish you were

i wish giggles a happy birthday

Posted: **03 Oct 2010, 09:58**

Zarik wrote:
i wish giggles a happy birthday

By doing that, you made FierySnake jealous because it was his birthday too. He kills you, and stole all your hats.

I wished that I have all the hats in the tf2 universe!

Posted: **03 Oct 2010, 10:04**

FierySnake wrote:
Zarik wrote:
i wish giggles a happy birthday
By doing that, you made FierySnake jealous because it was his birthday too. He kills you, and stole all your hats.

I wished that I have all the hats in the tf2 universe!

Granted but you bought them all without your parents' consent and now your family is broke. Your now forced move out and now your in a foster home with 8 other kids while your parents dance for quarters on the street. Those hats were just so damn worth it weren't they?

I wish Kerplunkers would pick out my wish for me.

Posted: **03 Oct 2010, 10:11**

Tampashrew wrote:I wish Kerplunkers would pick out my wish for me.

Granted, but you now have the annoying tendency to start arguments on the intern-OH WAIT!

I wish the new Panty and Stocking episode was out like right now. I'm in the mood for mindless sex and violence.

Posted: **04 Oct 2010, 10:34**

Granted, it was out for a milli-second and then the power went out

I wish to be... a wish itself

Posted: **07 Oct 2010, 10:14**

You become lost with in a tautological cycle from which there is no conclusion.

I wish most of you people didn't have look up what tautological means.

Posted: **07 Oct 2010, 11:18**

Granted, everyone bugs the fuck out of you to get a definition

I wish i can make up words that can be supported by the dictionary just like Dep. Redundancy

Posted: **08 Oct 2010, 02:09**

A) I don't make up words. B)Not granted.

I find my great desire to elevate such conundrums as to perpetrate the vile cohesiveness those of lower lingual comprehension when juxtaposed with the cumulative knowledge I uphold. Such commonalities lead me to the inevitable conclusion the our nonadhesive educational system currently perambulating our lives is no less then an abomination of nescient beleaguers. Such animosity seen here as perceived angst I entreat upon you has not been unfounded, as in such the unemphatic concern with our education will lead to out ineluctable down fall.

Posted: **08 Oct 2010, 03:18**

I wish dept. wasn't so smug about knowing all those super big words.

Posted: **08 Oct 2010, 10:12**

I have to be, the only way I know how to use them is being smug about it. How often can you use "juxtaposed" in your daily life?

The answer is 7 if you're smug about it.

I wish I could have my cake, and eat it, too.

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