Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Zarik]

Granted, but it's a lame wish

I wish I could time travel with no side effects

granted but then you go to medieval times and end up without a head

i wish doghouse made a better wish

[t00bz]

granted, but then he wishes you were dead...which was granted

I wish zarik actually made a wish from scratch

[Tampashrew]

Granted but it causes your post to never happen changing this thread entirely.

I wish I owned a functioning Arclite Siege Tank from Starcraft 1 that could do everything it could in starcraft 1.

[thedoghouse]

Granted. but the zerg invade earth starting at your house

I wish I was an alien, and one of those cool ones not a lame one

[t00bz]

granted, but then everyone kills you because they aren't sure if you're good or not

i wish this english homework would go away

[Zarik]

granted, but then everyone kills you because they aren't sure if you're good or not

i wish this english homework would go away

Granted but then you get more homework in every other subject

I wish t00bz wasent a spy

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, he's a heavy, I guess.

I wish I didn't get in trouble for the stupidest things.

[Zarik]

Granted, he's a heavy, I guess.

I wish I didn't get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Granted now you just get in trouble Period.

i wish people didnt say LOL in real life

[Tampashrew]

Granted but they say ROFL in it's place and you go 99.9% deaf and can only hear the words ROFL for the rest of your life.

I wish Nintendo would stop making more Mario Bros. games. (Mario Party, Super Mario Galaxy, New! Super Mario Bros, etc.)

[Clueless One]

Granted but then SEGA started being the new Nintendo and they made games based only on Sonic.

I wish we held the wildest party of the century.

[Riftoff]

You were the life of the party of century, but neither you nor anyone else can remember it. Also, you have a killer hangover.

I wish the Nazis won WW2.

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted, but when they win they become all mainstream and those their indie "Kill ze jewz" mentality. You are ashamed of yourself and everyone who ever supported them. In your whiney grief you hang yourself whilst doing some very unchristian things. You die.

Continue? Y/N

I wish I could shoot rainbows out of one of my body's orifices.

[Bishop]

*inserts a coin to continue*
Granted, but it's from your right ear and whenever a rainbow comes out you cry, just like Scout.

I wish I had more tacos like the four I just ate.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, I will, myself, become the taco. Why can I make that reference so much?

I wish I actually did homework instead of browsing here.

[Dick Trickle]

Your Homework is to browse here



I wish for a bajillion pounds of Sesame Sticks

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Cool, bajillion isn't a number, you broke the internet.

I wish I would are be English speaking people better.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, ppl sp3@k 3ngr1$h lik3 dis @nd dis iz beter 3ngrish

I wish the whole world was covered in gillie
such as: buildings, cars, people, animals, objects, materials, items, EVERYTHINGG

[FierySnake]

Granted, ppl sp3@k 3ngr1$h lik3 dis @nd dis iz beter 3ngrish

I wish the whole world was covered in gillie
such as: buildings, cars, people, animals, objects, materials, items, EVERYTHINGG

Granted, Unfortunately the sun melt everything, including you.

I wished, that I can do this is real life

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Fragment (Consider revising)

I wish I didn't think that I thought that I think that I am what I wish that I was.

[Zarik]

Fragment (Consider revising)

I wish I didn't think that I thought that I think that I am what I wish that I was.

granted now you think that you thought that you think that you were

i wish giggles a happy birthday

[Zarik]

Fragment (Consider revising)

I wish I didn't think that I thought that I think that I am what I wish that I was.

granted now you think that you thought that you think that you wish you were

i wish giggles a happy birthday

[FierySnake]

i wish giggles a happy birthday

By doing that, you made FierySnake jealous because it was his birthday too. He kills you, and stole all your hats.

I wished that I have all the hats in the tf2 universe!

[Tampashrew]

i wish giggles a happy birthday

By doing that, you made FierySnake jealous because it was his birthday too. He kills you, and stole all your hats.

I wished that I have all the hats in the tf2 universe!

Granted but you bought them all without your parents' consent and now your family is broke. Your now forced move out and now your in a foster home with 8 other kids while your parents dance for quarters on the street. Those hats were just so damn worth it weren't they?


I wish Kerplunkers would pick out my wish for me.

[MrKerplunkers]

I wish Kerplunkers would pick out my wish for me.

Granted, but you now have the annoying tendency to start arguments on the intern-OH WAIT!

I wish the new Panty and Stocking episode was out like right now. I'm in the mood for mindless sex and violence.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, it was out for a milli-second and then the power went out

I wish to be... a wish itself

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

You become lost with in a tautological cycle from which there is no conclusion.

I wish most of you people didn't have look up what tautological means.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, everyone bugs the fuck out of you to get a definition

I wish i can make up words that can be supported by the dictionary just like Dep. Redundancy

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

A) I don't make up words. B)Not granted.

I find my great desire to elevate such conundrums as to perpetrate the vile cohesiveness those of lower lingual comprehension when juxtaposed with the cumulative knowledge I uphold. Such commonalities lead me to the inevitable conclusion the our nonadhesive educational system currently perambulating our lives is no less then an abomination of nescient beleaguers. Such animosity seen here as perceived angst I entreat upon you has not been unfounded, as in such the unemphatic concern with our education will lead to out ineluctable down fall.

[Riftoff]

I wish dept. wasn't so smug about knowing all those super big words.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

I have to be, the only way I know how to use them is being smug about it. How often can you use "juxtaposed" in your daily life?

The answer is 7 if you're smug about it.

I wish I could have my cake, and eat it, too.