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Gets attacked by the mysterious flying spaghetti monster!

Death by the people of the religion I forgot of because of spilling their overlord's name.

Is stabbed by his friend for laughing at him

becomes a sacrifice for KHORNE!

Becomes a sacrifice for KORN, C what I did thar?

gets keelhauled by a group of pirates 2 years after this is posted

Gets a dodgeball kicked by Huey for laughing at him, severe coma puts him unconcious for 4 years, therefore leaving him in the U.S. during his trip here while the nuclear strike,as mentioned in corrupt-a-wish, happened.

Link wrote:Gets a dodgeball kicked by Huey for laughing at him, severe coma puts him unconcious for 4 years, therefore leaving him in the U.S. during his trip here while the nuclear strike,as mentioned in corrupt-a-wish, happened.

YOU FORGOT YOUR WISH

Wait.......fuck

Gets strangled by his dog

Finds the secret reel to the end of the original Star Wars trilogy. Then is shot by an angered George Lucas.

Is killed from lagging to damn much

is shot by his girlfriend when she finds him jacking off to his avatar.

spleenter wrote:is shot by his girlfriend when she finds him jacking off to his avatar.

Well played Spleenter, Well played

Is shot for saying "hi jack" to his friend on an airplane

Thanks, it seems that i might have it out for you but lets clear the air up. I do not hate you.

Anyway...

Contracted testicular cancer and gets shot in the balls, which saves you from that problem, however when in the hospital recovering from your gunshot the doctors give you some medication that you are severely allergic to and die as a result.

Servers death penalty for idiosyncratic methods of death.

becomes so redundant that he enters an infinite loop and soon time will take his life before he finishes his statement

Is shot for being so vengeful and his body is found displayed in an amusing manor

Killed by shadow Simon who is also a boss battle

Is shot down by the LAW!

Is shot by his vengeful ex

is raped and then stabbed by LAWs vengeful ex.

Hangs himself out of bordem

Overdoses on Novocaine and runs into a wall of spikes to see if it hurts.

Got killed by a Chinese nurse when he thought she looked like litchi and then was killed by a spartan/ninja hybrid that was hiding in a fridge

Is killed by the joker's pencil trick

Is decimated by a strange girl with purple hair and bat wings.

Is a pixilated guy with a beard face.

Is killed by a giant robot car

Get killed by an army of pissed Maori tribal-men for mocking their way of life

Get's killed because I said so. I will be the new god of this world.

If you didn't get it GTFO.

Dies from the forces unknown for vowing not to be redundant for even a second.