calculatedChaos Gaming

seems to like breaking chains

Hasn't noticed that denzo can be a better marine than him

Is the madame of mystery
Heaven's Angels, Devil's Daughter.

referenced a song for some rising

Should know that for the 5 days I've had no power I basically blew my ears of with old metal songs and episodes of metalocalypse, going to a friends place to mooch power when needed.

I basically think in metal screams and guitar wailings now.

Also has a rozen maiden avi for some reason.

Plunkers never forfils my needs

Needs to respect my needs and boundaries as a woman before I call the god damn police again.

Has the Police on speed dial #47

Has a speed dial #47?

Wishes that he had a speed dial #47.

Doesn't have a speed dial #47 but does have a speed dial #23

has #47 written on his forehead so he doesn't forget

Is holding a bag called Lucky No. 47

Loves chains more than his bondage mistress does.

Is still a cheating whore.

part of the cheating whore pack

talks about stuff i'm glad i don't know about.

Now he knows!

Doesn't know what the other non-knowing related half of the battle is.

needs to update his location

does not have a location

has a generic location

doesn't know his own location apparently.

does know his location

located toobz location

Located a location locally

locally located a location of the location of someone.

Has Cepted a ception within a septic tank with a t00b and has destroyed his house in the making of the cepting. In conclusion if this story, he has found a cake with fresh frosting with many pencil shavings. He frowned. But luckily, The pencil shaving were artificial. Because it's artificial, It tasted like rainbows. Rainbows come in 6 flavors, Sometimes 7.
Onward to the voyage as t00bz would never say. T00bz later found himself on the cake he ate. Meaning he's inside himself inside a cake. He decided to eat the cake like the t00b worm he was. Indeed as t00bz would rarely say. The pencil shavings has formed a wormhole causing zerglings to appear. I know some of you may be thinking. Why am I reading this, As most of you would say. tl;dr as others didn't say.
But if you really read this, You probably lost your supply of pie. And if that's the case, You are probably banished from The Keep. Now go to sleep, As T00bz probably wouldn't say. T00bz found a new location for his map system, Should he travel to this location? Y/N.
Yes, This is indeed a long post, But thinking about that is just going to encourage me to make it longer. Here's Chapter 2.
As T00bz walked down lavender town, He noticed paints on the ground. He found color 216. He was excited. He later sold them for 2 reclaimed. He got a good profit that day. He later found some phoenix downs, maple syrup, and mercury. Oh the wonders of what he could do with such things. He could even become the king of a house made out of paper. Or a paper airplane! T00bz has decided to go to Yout00bz after making such a successful profit. He got bored and decided to move to gaming.calculatedchaos.com. He made a post in the post about the poster above you thread. And then this tard named Haunwulf decided to spend a half hour making this long and meaningless post late at night. He had no idea why he did it. He was really bored. I guess he just wanted to see an extremely long post in this thread or somethin. To Be Continued on the next post possibly.

TL;DR Version:
Pencil Shavings And T00bz. T00bz found a new location, The rest of the post is meaningless, Go to sleep.

Don't know 'bout my fighting type.

Is secretly a Machoke.