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Kittens.

Too hardcore for life, kills himself with a battle axe.

Dies from lack of redundance.

Utterly dies from deadly causes as he is executed to death for saying, I, who is the Department of Redundancy Department, is not redundant enough to meet some imaginary "redundant quota," but lacks the knowledge that I, the Department of Redundancy Department, meet the quota daily, every day! Also, dies from anthropomorphic animals (you have to have a good vocabulary to understand that one).

Dies from wanting me, the one who chopped off a giant pig's head countless times, to consult a diccionary while peacefully reading a death thread. Oh and he dies while I shoot an frozenflame arrow into his school while urging me to research more about the department of redundancy department.

...Nuke

Scud missile...

Finally gets revenge for his sins, and puts both barrel of a shotgun in his mouth.

Decides to play Russian roulette with 6 bullets in the gun

Jumps off a cliff thinking he was diving into an ocean

Wanted to be a cool kid and drank hydrochloric acid....

dies on a cross for his sins

Dies from a rare liver disorder that causes his liver to implode and create a black hole in his body

Turns into a butterfly and is eaten by a dog.

LaN wrote:Turns into a butterfly and is eaten by a dog.

Gets mistaken for a terrorist and is shot by a firing squad

Is eaten alive by zombie minotaur LAG king

gets gunned down by duckwalk

Gets decapitated by a random flying tree

A flying cow lands on top of him!

Gets shanked by a hobo in a back alley

Justin Beiber sings at his wedding, shoots him in the head out of anger or thinking he's the antichrist, then is sentenced to death for 1st degree murder and doesn't escape. It was worth it.

a top secret agent named MAN does an exciting montage to bust him out of jail and puts him in a car drives off a cliff with enough C-4 to blow up a small town and jumps off at the nick of time the explosives were to detonate

Spontanious Combustion

opening a can of whoop ass

starts to think what would happen if an unstoppable force met an immovable object... shortly after thinking of such a thing his mind imploded... THEN EXPLODED!

invents a time machine, finds out something that would prove all modern religions as wrong, returns with the information, gets gunned down by the FBI before he can share the info and start a world war

Gets stuck in a nuclear reactor causing to melt down and destroy the state of arkansas

Haxwehttam wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyoQ98AV1Q

That seems quite Painful

Gets eaten by a man eating worm

shot by Roman Polanski