calculatedChaos Gaming

Posted: **22 Aug 2010, 10:22**

granted but you black out when you don't listen to them, and when you DO listen to them you die.

I wish i knew if anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Know your memes, people.

Posted: **26 Aug 2010, 09:33**

I guess I killed this thread? Nobody will challenge my super wish!

BUMP.

Posted: **26 Aug 2010, 09:49**

Granted, but you accidentally the whole thing and divide by zero. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

I wish that this thread won't die.

Posted: **26 Aug 2010, 11:53**

Granted, but all other threads die, and so do you.

I wish for one dollar.

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 12:59**

Congrats that one dollar is all you have, and it's a Zimbabwe Dollar.

I wish that I Owned a successful NASCAR team that had solid Sponsorship, was loved by fans Finished most of the race and contended in the top 25 each week.

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 01:19**

Granted, but your team moves to France to compete in Formula Un, loses their first race, loses their sponsors, and are abandoned in France.

I wish I could restart summer.

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 03:40**

Granted, but your in an alternate universe where school goes on through summer.

I wish I was on my school Varsity Baseball team.

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 03:57**

Granted, but you suck ultimately at playing. They just had a shortage of people to sign up and their only option was to put you in.

I wish we had better/more smilies

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 06:22**

Granted, but now everyone looks creepy/weird with a smile.

I wish I had a pie that looks like a cake

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 06:24**

Congrats that one dollar is all you have, and it's a Zimbabwe Dollar. (You steal my wish, I don't give you the satisfaction of having a new corruption.)

I wish people didn't steal my wishes

or at the least didn't steal them on the same page. DEY TOOK MAH JORB!

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 06:27**

Granted, but now people start taking your job in secret :O

I wish I wasn't Clueless

Posted: **27 Aug 2010, 11:54**

Granted, you're just brainless.

I wish I had a soda.

Posted: **28 Aug 2010, 09:52**

Granted, you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish that is was socially acceptable to scream YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

after making any kind of pun.

Posted: **28 Aug 2010, 06:06**

Granted, but I'm Ricky James, bitch.

I wish Dave Chappelle still did comedy in America.

Posted: **28 Aug 2010, 10:10**

I won't just corrupt this wish, I'll deny it. Sorry.

I wish people always only associate my name with the chess piece, not the religious figure.

Posted: **29 Aug 2010, 07:38**

Granted, but the next day you turned into the chess piece

I wish I wasn't so Clueless...

Posted: **29 Aug 2010, 08:04**

Granted, but you can only learn things that make you suicidal.

I wish I had paid attention and submitted my room before the deadline.

Posted: **29 Aug 2010, 09:07**

Granted, your room breaks the server.

I wish that I was a purple banana.

Posted: **29 Aug 2010, 10:03**

Granted, Beast Boy from Teen Titans eats you because your a different color just like him

I wish being corny was a job

Posted: **30 Aug 2010, 12:27**

Granted, the pay is awful, and it's impossible to make a living doing it.

I wish I could have multiple birthday parties in a year.

Posted: **30 Aug 2010, 04:11**

Granted, people run out of ideas for your birthday party so the rest of the birthdays you just go to chuck e.cheese

i wish my teachers can be corny =P but still teach at the same time

Posted: **30 Aug 2010, 04:49**

Granted your teachers are now 30% corn byproduct.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Posted: **30 Aug 2010, 04:52**

Granted, but after taxes, you're left with about $2.

I wish that I was immune to nuclear explosions, like cockroaches.

Posted: **30 Aug 2010, 05:06**

Granted, but, you get squashed. By a giant mutated cockroach that was living in ground zero of the nuclear detonation.

I wish I was in the world of pokemon, with a shotgun, and a warehouse full of shotgun ammo.

Posted: **30 Aug 2010, 06:01**

Granted, but the shotgun is made of paper mache, the shells don't have gunpowder, and all of the pokemon are thirsty for your blood.

I wish I was set on fire.

Posted: **30 Aug 2010, 06:06**

Granted, man your on fire today!

I wish cC made vlogs (video blogs) or funny antics of their real lives instead of gaming

Posted: **31 Aug 2010, 12:49**

Granted, everyone on cC vlogs about something pornographic.

I wish I had a longer attention- oh look, a squirrel.

Posted: **31 Aug 2010, 06:21**

granted, but when you're walking across a dark street and see headlights and you freeze, mesmerized by the bright, shiny, lights that have just run you over

i wish that i had a cleaner desk

Posted: **31 Aug 2010, 06:25**

t00bz wrote:granted, but when you're walking across a dark street and see headlights and you freeze, mesmerized by the bright, shiny, lights that have just run you over

i wish that i had a cleaner desk

Granted but then you end up becomeing a neat freak about your desk and you end up murdering your family when they all touch your desk

I wish

meant

Posted: **31 Aug 2010, 06:29**

Granted but

means

(personally I think that's a good thing, they're both funny)

I wish the creator of this thread won't get mad at me for corrupting his wish o.o

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