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Killed by the three goddesses for saying that they were guys.

kplax3 wrote:Killed by the three goddesses for saying that they were guys.

I fixed it, lol still probably worth smiting me tho.

If I'm on fire, I'm taking someone with me. Thanks for volunteering, hln.LAW

Dies from the burning flames of 3V1L!

Glacier falls on him.

Dies in a painful and ironic way that anyone who knows anything about the iony would laugh at, and those who don't would question it.

Gets sat on by the world's Fattest man!

Smited by god because he wanted vengeance from your sins

Dies from divine retribution for sitting on me and killing me.

Vengeful Sinz wrote:Gets sat on by the world's Fattest man!

Whilst on his way up to heaven, he snags his leather tunic on a branch and ends up missing his exit. Rebirths as an Scottish infant only to suffer an alergic reaction to the heather in the field into which his mother squeezed him out. On the way across the pitted fields his, now desperate mother drops him several times and ever more brain damage occurs until finally his mind is as puffy and distorted as his face and chest. He's forced to live a lonely existance as a goat herder, too dumb to know that he's not got any goats or that he's just wet himself again. Finally, after 12 years of pointless life he catches his leather tunic in a tree as it's being felled, landing on him, crushing both his arms. He's taken to a new facility where his life begins anew and he's given the chance to trial a number of automated systems to bring ease and comfort to his life. Sadly he overdoses on the Feed-o-tron 2000 and eventually eats himself into a coma. Too fat to move, his own body weight becomes too heavy even to breath and he sofocates under the weight of the World's Fattest Man, himself.

Brain damage from excessive thinking

Dies for under-analysis.

Dies from parents after getting a 64 on his french regents

Dies from getting beat up from cops when he removed the tag on mattresses that says "Don't remove under penalty of the law!"

Gets exausted with his ultra-heavy backpack and asks Mr. T to hold it for him, and he agrees so long he holds Mr. T's golden chains as compensation. The chains fall to the ground and burst through the crust into the Earth's core, frying himself instantly. Mr. T then beats him up and sends him to hell for melting his gold chains. Looks like his sinz were that bad after all...

Mr. T 's chains cant melt. duh.

death by CHUCK NORRIS

death by lightsaber

Death by a roundhouse lightsaber

Killed by Paradoctyl , who only exist if he doesn't exist. Science will continue if it was the monster itself,or the confusion that he cause that did the final blow.

drowned in a pool of jello

Got a letter in the mail saying he was going to UNO instead and decided afterwards to play on the interstate.

Vengeful Sinz wrote:Got a letter in the mail saying he was going to UNO instead and decided afterwards to play on the interstate.

...Fuck the interstate, get me to the German Autobahn, then il show u some tru playing.

Falls off the top row of bleachers at Memorial Stadium whilst attempting to get his gum back from under his seat

Death by chocolate...

Death by Robot Pirate Ninjas.

Death by two ninja pirate robots

Death by a ninja robot pirate for not making a complex death!!

Death by using a lame meme

Dies from a very irritable bowel. Gross.

Drinking out of an infected toilet

death by snu snu.