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Granted, but you can only read the minds of furries and their sexual thoughts only.

I wish I saw a double rainbow.

Granted, it turns you into a hippie just at the sight of it's magnificence. You start smoking 3 packs a day and become an acid head. You die at 38.

I wish that the second part of this thread became easier for me.

Granted, now the first part is impossible.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

Granted, in unrelated news, you have AIDS.

I wish I hadn' twisted my ankle the day before I go to an Aerosmith concert.

Granted, you twisted both your ankles


I wish I can speak French fluently

Granted but another holocaust starts for all the french and french speaking people.

I wish Bethesda would stop fucking around and come out with The Elder Scrolls : MMO

Granted, but it's just a text adventure for multiple people.
I wish my computer worked...

Granted, the one you used to post that continues working, your broken on keeps crapping out.

I wish I could relive yesterday. Aerosmith concert. Kicked Ass.

Granted, but since Aerosmith is old, they suck now and die.

I wish I had a pet spider monkey.

Granted, it crawls down your pants, rips your penis off, and wears it as a hat.

I wish I could give people diarrhea just by looking at them.

Granted, you look at yourself in the mirror


I wish to go supersayian

wish granted, but that wish is horrible and you feel horrible for wishing it.
so you kill yourself.

I wish I would get around to buying any of the stalkers

Granted, but you enjoy your stalker so much you buy more, before you know it everyone in the USA is being stalked by one of your stalkers and then you go broke and the stalkers all turn on you

I wish I had 4 arms double jointed in every joint and eyes in the back of my head, without dying from the arms/eyes and keeping use of all arms,legs, eyes, kidneys, liver, etc.

Granted, but you get kidnapped by the FBI and are given to scientists at Roswell, who take you apart in an excruciatingly painful dissection.

I wish that I could go into space without a suit and not die from lack of oxygen, extreme pressure, etc.

Granted. Suddenly, BLACK HOLE. You're dead.

I wish I could record TF2 videos at 80 FPS with awesome quality.

Granted, but you can never play TF2 again.

I wish I could find someone willing enough to do some easy pictures for Crocket's Biography.

Granted, but it's me so it's gonna be shit quality. (If you want it done quick, I'll do it)

I wish I had a graphics tablet. Oh, and talent would help.

Granted, but the only thing you can draw is furry porn.

I wish that there was such thing as "Inverse Valve Time" (basically the opposite of regular Valve Time)

Granted, but it applies to all aspects of life and speeds up life so fast that the average life expectancy is around two minutes.


I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted.

Granted, Its ruined


I wish to have kirby like powers

Granted, but someone dares you to suck on your nose and you're dumb enough to try, before you know it you've eaten yourself creating a paradox and a giant black hole that destroys the universe

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted, but you wish you knew what to wish for and now you know, but you only got one wish, and you used it on wanting to know what to wish for.

I wish i was a fire-mudkip thing

Granted, But meme was dead before it was gold.

I wish i could speak languages (German,Russian, and Scandinavian) and Master those that i already took those 3 years(Chinese,Japanese, and french).

Granted, but do to certain events, Hindi become the new language of the world.

I wish I had any sort of energy.

What a boring 800th post.

Granted, but its nuclear energy, and you quickly die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I had a mind-gun that, when used to shoot people, made them realize how freaking retarted Justin Beiber is.

Granted, but they knew that all along. You overlook the fact that everyone who likes him is also mentally retarded.

I wish I wished.

Granted, you have a wish but since the genie said no wishing for wishes Aladdin comes out and traps you in the lamp and Genie roams free

I wish i had a castle with cannons, explosives, elite guards, point defense systems, rockets, ion beams, food that would last me a lifetime, and all my basic human survival needs

Granted, but every country on the planet instantly sees you as a thread, and all simultaneously nuke you.

I wish I had an endless pan of lasagna.

Granted, but then you got bored of lasagna

I wish that everybody had every tf2 hat

Granted, now everyone has 1 hat and valve makes more to please the public as tf2 players slowly get one hat valve gets tired of making new hats and now getting a hat isnt as special anymore


I wish i wouldn't black out when i listen to Pendulum or anything related to Pendulum