calculatedChaos Gaming

Dies trying to choke him self while masturbating in a batman costume.
Thanks to those of you how know what that is from.

Gets travel kit'd

killed by me after he beats me in pokemon

Dies because he played Pokemans. Kerplunkers, you die because "you're in despair because (random thing that was mentioned)"

C-C-C-C-CINDERBLOCK'D.

(Cinderblock falls on your head)

Killed by pedophiles. There, happy?

Dies because he probably won't major in English.

I'm not usually a troll, but don't doubt me. Drop it and everything will be cool.

But if I drop it, it could break!!!! Then you could step on the sharps and bleed to death slowly (I need a way for you to die, it's the rule).

While I die slowly, I pull out my revolver and shoot you in the head.

Dies by a Hadoken before bleeding out!

Dies from Harudoken.

I spelled it that way on purpose.

Dies from wrench.

Valve bans him from ever using engineer again in tf2 and takes away his engineer cap. Leaves his house to say "F U VALVE!" and walks back inside. Hacks back in and uses idling to get back the hat, then a wrench crashes through his roof, bashing his skull open, taped with a letter saying,"Thanks!", from Valve with devil horns attached to it.

Chokes on a plastic water-bottle while trying to get a drink after saying that really really really long sentence.

By Death.

Stabbed by narwhal.

Anvil lands on his head.

Becomes the new practice dummy for Ndamukong Suh...whilst wearing no protective armour

Cthulu'd

Tazer'd.

Laser'd

Phaser'd

COMBO BREAKER

Killed by ToastyQueen.

Dies from exhaustion while calculating pi for the Overlord, all because of that tool Joker!!

gets this done to him

Gets lolwut'd

Beats Touhou on lunatic. Mind explodes due to awesomeness

Stabbed by me through his heart when he gets that damn owl to act like a parrot and say O RLY? over and over. That piece of s*** is even more annoying than incr... that sniper saying he raped me! Thanks a lot kplax... actually I killed the owl as well so he's your problem now. HA!
I know what you want to do now 'cause i'm awesome... or ... You should listen to that redhead, he knows your future(futurama)

Killed by the three triforce goddesses for long death explanations



Edited 4/22/10