How the Person Above you Dies

06 Apr 2010, 05:13

Dies trying to choke him self while masturbating in a batman costume.
Thanks to those of you how know what that is from.

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 06 Apr 2010, 09:50

Gets travel kit'd

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 07 Apr 2010, 02:54

killed by me after he beats me in pokemon

07 Apr 2010, 07:13

Dies because he played Pokemans. Kerplunkers, you die because "you're in despair because (random thing that was mentioned)"

Unread post by **Sastora** » 08 Apr 2010, 09:04

By my fist of fury.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 08 Apr 2010, 10:09

C-C-C-C-CINDERBLOCK'D.

(Cinderblock falls on your head)

09 Apr 2010, 07:22

Killed by pedophiles. There, happy?

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 09 Apr 2010, 08:03

Dies because he probably won't major in English.

I'm not usually a troll, but don't doubt me. Drop it and everything will be cool.

09 Apr 2010, 08:07

But if I drop it, it could break!!!! Then you could step on the sharps and bleed to death slowly (I need a way for you to die, it's the rule).

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 09 Apr 2010, 09:17

While I die slowly, I pull out my revolver and shoot you in the head.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 10 Apr 2010, 12:18

Dies by a Hadoken before bleeding out!

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 10 Apr 2010, 12:55

Dies from Harudoken.

I spelled it that way on purpose.

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 10 Apr 2010, 03:14

Dies from wrench.

Link · Unread post by **Link** » 10 Apr 2010, 04:00

Valve bans him from ever using engineer again in tf2 and takes away his engineer cap. Leaves his house to say "F U VALVE!" and walks back inside. Hacks back in and uses idling to get back the hat, then a wrench crashes through his roof, bashing his skull open, taped with a letter saying,"Thanks!", from Valve with devil horns attached to it.

hln.LAW · Unread post by **hln.LAW** » 10 Apr 2010, 04:21

Chokes on a plastic water-bottle while trying to get a drink after saying that really really really long sentence.

TheHazelRose · Unread post by **TheHazelRose** » 15 Apr 2010, 04:57

By Death.

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 15 Apr 2010, 05:23

Stabbed by narwhal.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 15 Apr 2010, 06:17

Anvil lands on his head.

hln.LAW · Unread post by **hln.LAW** » 15 Apr 2010, 09:24

Becomes the new practice dummy for Ndamukong Suh...whilst wearing no protective armour

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Apr 2010, 03:07

Cthulu'd

Unread post by **PhrozenFlame** » 17 Apr 2010, 03:37

Tazer'd.

Unread post by **Vengeful Sinz** » 17 Apr 2010, 09:49

Laser'd

Unread post by **Toastyking** » 17 Apr 2010, 09:51

Phaser'd

18 Apr 2010, 12:02

COMBO BREAKER

Killed by ToastyQueen.

Unread post by **Riftoff** » 18 Apr 2010, 07:49

Dies from exhaustion while calculating pi for the Overlord, all because of that tool Joker!!

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 20 Apr 2010, 02:40

gets this done to him

20 Apr 2010, 05:57

Gets lolwut'd

kplax3 · Unread post by **kplax3** » 21 Apr 2010, 02:55

Beats Touhou on lunatic. Mind explodes due to awesomeness

Link · Unread post by **Link** » 21 Apr 2010, 08:29

Stabbed by me through his heart when he gets that damn owl to act like a parrot and say O RLY? over and over. That piece of s*** is even more annoying than incr... that sniper saying he raped me! Thanks a lot kplax... actually I killed the owl as well so he's your problem now. HA!
I know what you want to do now 'cause i'm awesome...

or

...

You should listen to that redhead, he knows your future(futurama)

hln.LAW · Unread post by **hln.LAW** » 22 Apr 2010, 10:50

Killed by the three triforce goddesses for long death explanations

Edited 4/22/10

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