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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 02 Aug 2010, 12:21
by BAMF
the children that populate 4chan decide to populate you.
I wish that Homestuck would move the fuck on from the trolls.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 04 Aug 2010, 03:25
by Jimmy TwoTimes
BAMF wrote:the children that populate 4chan decide to populate you.
I wish that Homestuck would move the fuck on from the trolls.
But, the trolls spread to every other place
I wishi could get a job
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 04 Aug 2010, 03:43
by thedoghouse
too easy again >_> granted, but your job is being a Cheap, Gay Hooker
I wish for immunity from the law
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 04 Aug 2010, 04:01
by Jimmy TwoTimes
thedoghouse wrote:too easy again >_> granted, but your job is being a Cheap, Gay Hooker
I wish for immunity from the law
You are immune from the law, but get AIDS. Your immunity to everything else is gone/weakened!
I wish I had enough money to upgrade this old computer.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 04 Aug 2010, 04:43
by thedoghouse
granted, but you get it by winning the lotto and are then shot for the money
I wish that real life was more like transformice
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 05 Aug 2010, 02:11
by LAG King
Granted, but since i have no idea what Transformice is. You automatically get AIDs and the world explodes.
I wish doghouse would hurry and level in WoW.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 05 Aug 2010, 08:55
by Tampashrew
He levels incredibly fast but stops at level 20 because he's on a trial. (True)
I wish a warp speed bear steed.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 05 Aug 2010, 05:35
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Not granted, that's not a coherent English sentence.
I wish people would read over their post before posting.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 05 Aug 2010, 05:45
by PhrozenFlame
Granted, but they remove the edit button so you only have 1 shot to get it right and if you misspell one word or double-post, everyone starts hating. SUCKS, DON'T IT?
I wish there were no trolls, kiddies, or jerks on our servers or forums.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 05 Aug 2010, 05:57
by Tampashrew
Granted but they all move to the neighborhood you live in and pester the shit out of you.
I wish my last wish (The warp bear steed) was granted.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 06 Aug 2010, 04:25
by Bishop
Granted, but the bear only goes to warp speed when you're not on it, making it so you can never catch or ride your bear again.
I wish for universal peace.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 06 Aug 2010, 02:17
by Ohnoez
Granted, the world is soo fucking boring and its your fault so you die of overdose of LSD
I wish i can teleport anything to another dimension at will
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 12:24
by Bishop
granted, but you go blind, deaf, and lose the ability to feel and think, so you can never tell what you are teleporting. Oh, and I guess you'd live a crappy life too because of this.
I wish I could come up with a great wish to post here.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 12:44
by Tampashrew
Granted but you forget it a split second later.
I wish I had the guns from borderlands as real guns, full size, working, won't break.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 01:44
by Bishop
Granted, but they're stashed inside a metal safe that can never be opened or broken into (or out of) and you're never able to see or use them.
I wish the main server was populated
(and not by trolls/4chaners/little kids/other undesirables)
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 09:38
by Dick Trickle
Granted but the players are all better then you and you have your ass kicked 24/7
I wish NASCAR Didn't suck anymore and was as awesome as it was in the 1990s
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 12:41
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted.
What? I agree with him.
I wish my headphones would come back from the mail already...
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 07 Aug 2010, 12:48
by Tampashrew
Granted but the mailman accidentally fucked up your headphones in the process of delivering it, rendering it useless.
I wish the influx of funserver retards on the forums would cease to exist.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 03:23
by Bishop
Granted, but now the retards find the main server, then join the forums after dicking around there for a bit.
I wish I never had to pay for anything.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 10:49
by Vengeful Sinz
Granted, but the Government caught win of this and threw your ass in maximum security prison.
I wish for sandwich and two cookies.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 01:29
by Optimus Prime Rib
Granted, but you get a cock-meat sandwich and stale raisin cookies.
I wish that I had a dollar.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 02:05
by Tampashrew
Granted but it's a monopoly dollar. (Still worth a lot in my world!)
I wish I had a king size Kit Kat in front of me.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 03:00
by FOOL
Granted. but you cant eat it as its poisoned.
I wish I was a bird.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 04:03
by BACONWHALE
granted but you get shot by hunters and die
i wish i could make a wish here with out something going horribly wrong]
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 08 Aug 2010, 07:13
by FOOL
Granted But now many things go slightly wrong.
I wish I was the Statsminister of Norway.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 02:22
by Optimus Prime Rib
Granted, but you forget how to do your job, and get fired and deported.
I wish I had a shark with lasers, and some pizza.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 02:45
by Tampashrew
Granted but pirates raid your house and steal the pizza and they kill your pacifist shark in the process.
I wish for NOTHING!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 03:06
by Bishop
I wish you made a wish so I could corrupt it
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 03:07
by FOOL
Tampashrew wrote:Granted but pirates raid your house and steal the pizza and they kill your pacifist shark in the process.
No wish!
I wish I could shapshift.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!
Posted: 10 Aug 2010, 04:24
by Bishop
Granted, but only into the shape of a penis.
I wish I could read minds.