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Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 06:58
by PhrozenFlame
*Hopes Crushed*

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 08:35
by Ohnoez
me next me next!!

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 08:55
by PhrozenFlame
If I don't get one, you for sure don't get one.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 09:25
by GrimGriz
whatshisface should get one for analing 14-year-olds on the forum

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 11:34
by D34THSPAWN
^win post^

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 01:23
by Ohnoez
i deserve a card because im asian that is my response to that phrozen

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 02:49
by Guy Montag
HERE

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 02:50
by Guy Montag
Can't forget Katie.

Can't forget Katie getting drunk.

Also, it's important to note that those I can't make cards of can't have cards made for them for reasons that aren't how much I like them.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 08:51
by Joe's Crab Shack
I'm lovin' it

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 09:21
by HurTmePlentY
haha im totally putting that beard with a man quote in my signature..

got one for me?

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 12 Nov 2009, 10:11
by arkawn
charcoal pills?

whatd i miss?

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 13 Nov 2009, 02:13
by steiner949
Guy I would love to see what you have in mind for me on this one. Gold star!

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 13 Nov 2009, 03:41
by g_e_oos
This totally makes me wish I was memorable...

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 13 Nov 2009, 11:04
by Beetle
g_e_oos wrote:This totally makes me wish I was memorable...
You could probably get away with being memorable because you're whipped. I think you could manage.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 13 Nov 2009, 11:54
by Sastora
Its not whipped! Its being caring and there is nothing wrong with that.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 14 Nov 2009, 05:01
by Joe's Crab Shack
Sastora wrote:Its not whipped! Its being caring and there is nothing wrong with that.
crack that whip.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 14 Nov 2009, 09:21
by Breal
lol make a daedalus one

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 15 Nov 2009, 08:31
by g_e_oos
Call me whipped all you want. Totally worth it.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 15 Nov 2009, 10:22
by Ohnoez
g_e_oos wrote:Call me whipped all you want. Totally worth it.
lol very profound

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 15 Nov 2009, 10:47
by D34THSPAWN
g_e_oos wrote:Call me whipped all you want. Totally worth it.
truth!

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 20 Nov 2009, 03:33
by HybridPuppy
I could totally see my card being all like, "1/1, when another creature comes into play, sacrifice HybridPuppy." You know...if it was ever made. Which it won't.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 22 Nov 2009, 06:22
by Guy Montag
If I got the joke behind that, sure.

but I think I'm due for some new cards. It's hard though, because all the really funny concepts (plastic jesus, toastyking) have already been done.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 23 Nov 2009, 08:16
by thedoghouse
Guy Montag wrote:If I got the joke behind that, sure.

but I think I'm due for some new cards. It's hard though, because all the really funny concepts (plastic jesus, toastyking) have already been done.
are you saying I'm not funny? :(

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 24 Nov 2009, 02:26
by Guy Montag
I'm sure you can BE funny. I just can't think of a funny gimmick for a card of you. When I think of toastyking I reflexively think "wrench" and plastic jesus is synonymous with "ragequit".

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 05:35
by Ohnoez
someone make me a card :P

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 09:34
by Kerb
All of these have been hilarious, i saw toasty's spray and was crackin up. Good job Guy.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 25 Jan 2010, 04:14
by Guy Montag
After a really, really long delay more cards for the cC block are out! The ones in this pack feature the new 'Uptown Toughie' rule, as well as the first non-creature spells!

(I made an improved duckwalk because I felt the original was wasted opportunity.)

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 25 Jan 2010, 04:16
by Guy Montag
And that's all for now.

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 25 Jan 2010, 05:30
by Joe's Crab Shack
I'm surprised you've left Sastora out of these, and how come Duckwalk get's another one?

Re: Calculated Chaos Magic: The Gathering cards

Posted: 25 Jan 2010, 08:19
by Guy Montag
I specifically said why Duck gets a new one.

And the only thing I could think of for a Sastora card involves how she totally definitely affirmatively does not whip geoss, something I doubt she'd really approve of.