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You know you play too much TF2 when you piss in a jar and talk to sandvichs.

"You are a loose cannon sandvich, but a damn good cop!"

You know you play too much tf2 when you see a Spycrab and Attempt to Imitate the Said spycrab movement

You know you play to much TF2 when you piss in a bottled jar and recreate the long lost art of Jarate.

You know you play too much tf2 when you have 5 more seconds at your job and you hear the announcer in the background say "5!4!3!2!1!" then "OVERTIME" when your boss asks you to work for an hour more or else he'll fire you.

Phantomrush wrote:You know when you play too much TF2 when you get hurt in real life and yell MEDIC!

oops.

You know you play too much TF2 when you notice how OP the demoman is.

So everyone needs to stop playing demoman. NOW.

You call for a medic when you stub your toe. I don't do this... honestly.

You hear sentries going off and engineers screaming when you close your eyes to go to sleep at night. This has happened to me.

When you do a podcast about Team Fortress 2

http://www.kritzkast.com/

you know you play too much tf2 when: when you can stop playing any game on steam for 13 days and still have a steam rating of 10.

But as if anyone is actualy going to stop playing tf2 for 13 days...

You know you play too much tf2 when: when you spycrab to class with a group of friends who also play the game.

You know you play too much tf2 when you wear a blue shirt and you friend wears a red shirt and you yell at him for not being on the same "team" as you.

You know you play to much TF2 when you have already played 800 so hours of TF2...

I reset my stats alot but currently all classes have over 50 hours clocked on them (each)...No idling either...

Also when you see construction workers and yell at them that I NEEDS A DISPERSER HERE!@!




*Updated hours: I have played approximatly 865 hours

Updated hours as of 4/25/10: I have played approximatly 900 hours

You know you play too much TF2 when someone cuts down a tree on TV and yell "Sentery Down!" (Word of advice, Do not watch AXE men.)

You know you play too much TF2 when make a sandvich just to sing to it, and say nom everytime you chew.

You know you play too much TF2 when you fall and yell "HALP, NOAW."

zero wrote:You call for a medic when you stub your toe. I don't do this... honestly.

You hear sentries going off and engineers screaming when you close your eyes to go to sleep at night. This has happened to me.

This happens to me every night..

Darthfuel wrote:When you do a podcast about Team Fortress 2

http://www.kritzkast.com/

Nar, no-one is dumb enough to do that. Not for more than 50 episodes anyway

Agro wrote:

Darthfuel wrote:When you do a podcast about Team Fortress 2

http://www.kritzkast.com/

Nar, no-one is dumb enough to do that. Not for more than 50 episodes anyway

LOL i got it... xD

You know you play too much TF2 when you get separation issues when you go to college or work and are unable to play.

you know you play too much tf2 when you can spin your butterfly knife (and actually have one) and backstab people and then run away looking at your watch

Spin your butterfly knife like in Kick Ass? Even she does it better than the spy (which is slightly surprising)

You know you play too much Team Fortress 2 when you wake up in the morning to find that you've been playing it in your sleep and have 3 dominations.

You know you play too much TF2 when you had to take a hiatus to restore your sanity.

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:You know you play too much Touhou when you had to take a hiatus to restore your sanity.

Fix'd for dept.

You know you play too much TF2 when you hear a sound you can explain you scream "SPAH 'ROUND HERE"

Someone asks you if you want a sandwich and you instantly reply "Whats that Sandvich? Kill them all?"

When you start buying hats

*puts on fedora and leaves*

When you begin wearing all your hats simultaniously.

Or when you put on a different hat, you have a different tf2 related personality.

LaN wrote:When you start buying hats

*puts on fedora and leaves*

Thats ridiculous *Puts on my top hat*

steve09 wrote:You know you play too much TF2 when you get separation issues when you go to college or work and are unable to play.

I'm at college right now going through the DT's...

Here's some things I'm actually guilty of...

-Referring to a sandwich as a sandvich in passing
-Playing GG2 when you miss TF2 too much
-Owning it for more than one system
-Trying to do the red spy butterfly knife trick

LaN wrote:When you start buying hats

*puts on fedora and leaves*

Your fedora is nothing compared to my self created Towering Pillar Of Hats consisting of a Fedora, a Panama, and a baseball cap.

PhrozenFlame wrote:

LaN wrote:When you start buying hats

*puts on fedora and leaves*

Your fedora is nothing compared to my self created Towering Pillar Of Hats consisting of a Fedora, a Panama, and a baseball cap.

That is nothing when compared to my fedora , bowler hat , tuque and santa hat combo.

see you all play tf2 too mauch because you are all wearing multiple hats at the same time.

LaN wrote:

PhrozenFlame wrote:

LaN wrote:When you start buying hats

*puts on fedora and leaves*

Your fedora is nothing compared to my self created Towering Pillar Of Hats consisting of a Fedora, a Panama, and a baseball cap.

That is nothing when compared to my fedora , bowler hat , tuque and santa hat combo.

You know you play TF2 when you argue who has the better pile of hats in real life.

you know you play too much tf2 when you're can't reach somthing and try turning on noclip
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You know you play too much TF2 when you're sitting in a class you hate saying "Rtv" "RTV THIS CRAP PEOPLE" and "Nominate. Cp_ComputerLab_v4"