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I named my axtinguisher "Axe: Its for your hair" a few weeks ago.
Love it.

Huntsman: Promode: Pro n Arrow

only riftoff is gonna get this one


Rocket launcher: Twisty Rocket

Black Box: Lincoln Rockets

Wamp Rats wrote:only riftoff is gonna get this one


Rocket launcher: Twisty Rocket

Black Box: Lincoln Rockets

PRESIDENT LINCOLN FIRES.... A TWISTY ROCKET

Riftoff wrote:

Wamp Rats wrote:only riftoff is gonna get this one


Rocket launcher: Twisty Rocket

Black Box: Lincoln Rockets

PRESIDENT LINCOLN FIRES.... A TWISTY ROCKET

You're a piece of shit president compared to me Lincoln

Can we post our Descriptions or Descriptions Idea?

Knock yourself out

Jarate: Shot through the Heart
Description: And urine to blame.

^ That was actually funny enough to make me laugh.
You have won The Game sir.

Or have you?

PhrozenFlame wrote:

Riftoff wrote:The Ambassador: The Renabassador

Is that a joke at Hellfire, or the fact that a skin for that actually exists?

last time i remember hellfire had that skin.

my medi gun is "the Lovehose"

Also trying to find a Brainslug and give him the description "Axe him a question"

I hate to be "that" guy, but grammatically speaking, it would be "Mon Petit Chou-Fleur."

Every time I hear Meet the Spy, it actually makes me laugh to think that a supposed Francophone would make such an obvious error, especially considering that "Mon Petit Chou-Fleur" is a common idiom for one's lover.

Hell, the phrase is so hackneyed even I have it burned into my head.

Natascha = Unfathomable Bratwurst
Jarate = A Hip Microbrew (small penis lol)
Eyelander = Caledfwlch

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:I hate to be "that" guy, but grammatically speaking, it would be "Mon Petit Chou-Fleur."

Every time I hear Meet the Spy, it actually makes me laugh to think that a supposed Francophone would make such an obvious error, especially considering that "Mon Petit Chou-Fleur" is a common idiom for one's lover.

Hell, the phrase is so hackneyed even I have it burned into my head.

I know, it's dumb of me (because I actually speak French), I thought it was 'la chou-fleur' and didn't look it up. But, since it's a reference to Scout's Mom, the use of female actually fits.

Egonny wrote:

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:I hate to be "that" guy, but grammatically speaking, it would be "Mon Petit Chou-Fleur."

Every time I hear Meet the Spy, it actually makes me laugh to think that a supposed Francophone would make such an obvious error, especially considering that "Mon Petit Chou-Fleur" is a common idiom for one's lover.

Hell, the phrase is so hackneyed even I have it burned into my head.

I know, it's dumb of me (because I actually speak French), I thought it was 'la chou-fleur' and didn't look it up. But, since it's a reference to Scout's Mom, the use of female actually fits.

Hey, it makes your Dead Ringer that much more original!

"Don't Fuck This Up" My medigun.

Safe n sound= Sound n safe

axetinguisher= extinguisher

Black box= Politically Correct Box

Rocket Launcher= Rock eet Lawnchair

Medigun- Gedimun

I'll name my shotgun "You Mad, Bro?"

And it begins...
my name is placed in front of most of the names

Texas Ten Gallon -> Requiem of the 13th Hour (Castlevania reference)

Your Eternal Reward -> Golden Knife (Castlevania Reference)

Black Box -> Final Solution

Battalion's Backup -> Dracula's Rib (Castlevania Reference)

SMG with Thompson skin -> M1A3 Machine Gun

Frontier Justice -> Vampire Killer (Castlevania Joke)
Description: Imbued with a Vampire's Soul

Wrench -> Executioner
Description: Imbued with Holy Water

Kritzkreig-> Demonic Megiddo (Castlevania Joke)

Bill's Hat -> 23rd Commando's Beret
Description: A beret worn by the EliteCommandos of the 23rd Division

I've only named two of my guns so far.

Blutsauger -> AID's Cannon
Minigun -> YATATATATA...

looking back on the minigun's name, i think i should have gone with "Baby spanker" . Next nametag!

Jesus! I need a Pain Train so I can name it with a Silent Hill 2 reference, and Quick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5mI6bbe ... re=related[/youtube]

Flamethrower- "If you're reading this you're probably dead"

Medigun- "The gun that makes love"

Sniper Rifle- "Snooper roofle"

Mad milk- "Bottled sperm"
description: the most finest ingredients are in this bottle... and a hint of pube

Sandman- "A baseball and a bat nuff said"

Natasha- "the immobilizer"

Spy knife- "The facestabber"
description: valve said they fixed it... then again valve says alot of things

Eternal Reward:

"Face...Back...Same thing right?"

Degreaser - (Your name)'s Sex Greaser
The Powerjack - (Your name)'s Power Jack-off

KarmA wrote:Degreaser - (Your name)'s Sex Greaser
The Powerjack - (Your name)'s Power Jack-off

Medigun : "Chances of getting laid."

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Then it goes down after the ubercharge

KarmA wrote:Degreaser - (Your name)'s Sex Greaser
The Powerjack - (Your name)'s Power Jack-off

I already renamed my powerjack the Over-powered jackoff