calculatedChaos Gaming

No, probably never will.

Have you ever realized that JG is a liar?

Yes, i always have.

have u ever realized that hanzo said "i dont like hard things" while playing L4D?

Yes and blame Doghouse. >_>

Have you ever exploded while doing anything?

No, I don't think anyone here has exploded.

Have you ever been dead, as in stopped breathing?

no because im still alive..

have you ever told a person off at your job and got in trouble for it?

no, i once told this lady who said i was walking too fast down the hallway, " i don't have to listen to you. I don't see your name on my paycheck." she called me a little bastard and told my supervisor. my supervisor just laughed at her, and said that i was right.


have you ever seen a goose kissing a moose, down by the bay, where the watermelons grow?

Yup.

Have u ever lost something that u were holding in ur hand? like u are looking for it but its in ur hand and it takes u like30 seconds to realize that ur retarded and deserve to die a peasants death?

Ya, that happens to me all the time with my phone,

Have you ever eaten something where you have no idea what it is?

Yeah, that happens to me when I have something in my hand and I just put it in my mouth and eat it without realizing it. I've eaten some gross things that way, like hand sanitizer and such.

Have you ever wanted to marry Gypsy Joe?

Ewwww.........why would you even need to ask that.....
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I need to add more no's

Have you ever licked something you wish you hadn't?

Maybe.


Have you ever played Left 4 Dead so much, when someone startles you, you have an impulse to shoot him?

(Note that I don't have Left 4 Dead >.>. I've played it on my friend's HORRIBLE computer though, and it's not very fun with worse fps than mine)

genie wrote:Have you ever wanted to marry Gypsy Joe?

Yes!...

Have you Ever been excited over something and you sleep on it and when u wake up you either forget it or remember it's not that great?

Yeah. I went to bed once totally psyched for getting to see a friend tomorrow, only to remember that they're a relatively meaningless person in the morning.

Have you ever fallen down stairs?

If rolling down them on purpose counts. (Yeah I'm insane.)
Have you ever thought about dementia?

Yeah. One of my irrational fears is losing control of my mind - I'm so afraid of doing so it'll probably drive me insane. OLOL C WUT I DID THAR.


Ever been to band camp?

Heck yes! And it was sweet!!


Have you ever stayed up so long you literally passed out?

EVERY.
SINGLE.
NIGHT. No really, I don't sleep I just pass out. (I don't even dream. OLOLOLO UCWATIDIDTHAR)
Have you ever bought SUPAMAHN 64 when you thought it was gonna actually be decent?

No....

have you ever shot a person for looking at you funny?

...no

Have you ever licked something you wish you hadn't?

I one time had a scorpion pop and the scorpions stinger scratched my tongue.

Have you ever been run over by a bicycle?

Yeah. My twin sister and I were going home and she was riding her bike and I was running and for some reason she decided to hit me. We both ended up with mad scrapes and bruises.

Have you ever wanted to live your life differently, just for a day, to experience something new?

Yes

Have you ever shot milk out of your nose just to make sombody angry?

Yes, but I was 5 and I wanted to make a girl sick

Have you ever hurt yourself doing something really lame?

Yup.
Have you ever shot someone in the face with your shotgun?

Round of applause for the goat with three horns
Has a friend ever showed you something that you wish you hadn't seen?

Yes, but on the plus side I know what yiff means.
Have you ever done something on the internet you deeply regretted?

A: There's worse stuff than Yiff.
B: Yes, and I'd rather not talk about it.
Have you ever raflected Warmonger's crit rockets back at him and killed him?

I recently watched an old school Scooby Doo marathon.
Have you ever lied for THE GREATER GOOD?