Zombies five year olds?!?

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 21 Apr 2009, 09:35

I HAVE THE PERFECT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN!
1) We "borrow" Aus's AI code
2) We have capt craft us all robotic companains with rifles and plenty of ammo & programmed with Aus's aim bot AI who shall lie dormant till that faithfull day.
3) When the zombie uprising cometh we take our metalic friends with whatever supplies we can grab and travel together in a great migration to Wisconsin, killing any zombies in our path.
4) We all wait in a fortified location, playing load music and quoting left 4 dead as needed (the word pills is now peelz)
5) Repopulate the human race and start a great walled civilazation.
6) Remain in walled civilazation untill the zombies have all died out.
7) Conquer the world under the cC banner.
8) PROFIET!

Unread post by **g_e_oos** » 21 Apr 2009, 10:24

MrKerplunkers wrote:I HAVE THE PERFECT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN!
1) We "borrow" Aus's AI code
2) We have capt craft us all robotic companains with rifles and plenty of ammo & programmed with Aus's aim bot AI who shall lie dormant till that faithfull day.

Oh great.... we went from zombie apocalypse to robot apocalypse.... Wonderful plan!

Unread post by **MrKerplunkers** » 21 Apr 2009, 10:34

Hey, it got us past the zombie apocalypse, didn't it?

Unread post by **excalibur** » 21 Apr 2009, 11:07

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5750!
Congratulations! Your body is 64% effective as a human shield.

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 22 Apr 2009, 06:13

I'm not sure, I don't think this stuff takes into account intelligence and all kinds of training. I think I'd have a better chance of survival when the zombies show up.

You Have a 85% Chance of Survival!

You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.

YOU COULD TAKE 41 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!

You are 60% Geek!

I was surprised by the geek level.

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 22 Apr 2009, 06:21

captainangry wrote:WTF. I am a trained blacksmith and can make weapons out of scrap metal but I don't get to hang out with you guys?

Fine, have fun running out of ammo.

Yeah, but do you know how to use brains to tan leather?

Unread post by **captainAngry** » 22 Apr 2009, 10:22

MrKerplunkers wrote:I HAVE THE PERFECT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN!
1) We "borrow" Aus's AI code
2) We have capt craft us all robotic companains with rifles and plenty of ammo & programmed with Aus's aim bot AI who shall lie dormant till that faithfull day.
3) When the zombie uprising cometh we take our metalic friends with whatever supplies we can grab and travel together in a great migration to Wisconsin, killing any zombies in our path.
4) We all wait in a fortified location, playing load music and quoting left 4 dead as needed (the word pills is now peelz)
5) Repopulate the human race and start a great walled civilazation.
6) Remain in walled civilazation untill the zombies have all died out.
7) Conquer the world under the cC banner.
8) PROFIET!

After thinking all this over I see one major problem.

We don't have nearly enough women around.

Unread post by **z0th** » 22 Apr 2009, 11:26

zombies: 50
geek: 79

on the geek one, question 15 is missing IRC, and "more than one of the above". this is probably the reason i scored high here...

5 year olds and 90 year olds should be treated similarly to zombies. my morals would allow me to use others as human shields, so i didnt bother answering that one. and since ill be dead, it doesnt matter to me how much my dead body will be worth!

Unread post by **4most** » 26 Apr 2009, 01:27

You Have a 57% Chance of Survival

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight

YOU COULD TAKE 25 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!

You are 50% Geek

Lol Kerplunkers nice idea

im more geek then that i know alot more then it takes into accont

Unread post by **thedoghouse** » 26 Apr 2009, 07:31

MrKerplunkers wrote:I HAVE THE PERFECT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN!

I WILL FIX!

1) We take Aus's AI code
2) We have cpt. craft us all robotic companains with rifles, plenty of ammo, magical stuffs, & programmed with Aus's aim bot AI who shall help us conquer the world until the faithfull day.
3) When the zombie uprising cometh we take our metalic friends with whatever supplies we can grab and travel together in a great migration to Wisconsin, killing anything in our path.
4) We all wait in a fortified location, playing loud music and quoting left 4 dead/Resident Evil/Other such zombie games as needed (the word pills is now peelz)
5) Repopulate the human race and start a great walled civilazation.
6) Dig to the center of the earth, find a cure for the zombieness, make some awesome stuff out of whatever we find there and on the way there, and kill/cure all zombies
7) Conquer the world under the cC banner while killing all who oppose.
8) something
9) PROFIET!

is better? no?

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 26 Apr 2009, 07:36

Anybody below 45% for survival is deadweight and shall be used as a distraction.
Also if we end of in Japan at the time of the zombie apocolypse there is no stopping ninja zombies.

Website · Unread post by **LilSam__U** » 26 Apr 2009, 07:51

im 18% geek lol...thats the only quiz i did

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 26 Apr 2009, 08:02

You think I joke, but i do not. There are only two things greater than ninja zombies, that would be ninja surgeons and a Todd and Turk team.

Unread post by **Sastora** » 26 Apr 2009, 09:58

Wow Liquid.

Unread post by **Sastora** » 26 Apr 2009, 10:04

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5600!

Congratulations! Your body is 38% effective as a human shield.

Unread post by **pleasenopouncing** » 27 Apr 2009, 05:52

Liquid Death wrote:Anybody below 45% for survival is deadweight and shall be used as a distraction.
Also if we end of in Japan at the time of the zombie apocolypse there is no stopping ninja zombies.

thats close i almost did not make the cut i am 47% chance but u can always use me as human shield anyway

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 27 Apr 2009, 05:58

pleasenopouncing wrote:
thats close i almost did not make the cut i am 47% chance but u can always use me as human shield anyway

Yes you can come, but you cannot waste ammo and must use a melee weapon. Good luck

Unread post by **RandomGuy** » 27 Apr 2009, 06:10

46% booya!

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 27 Apr 2009, 06:51

RandomGuy wrote:46% booya!

You shall live, for now

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 27 Apr 2009, 09:33

Liquid Death wrote:Anybody below 45% for survival is deadweight and shall be used as a distraction.
Also if we end of in Japan at the time of the zombie apocolypse there is no stopping ninja zombies.

Well, the only reason I would let anyone with a score less than 75% tag along with me is to carry shit and be an emergency food source. As having less than a 75% chance of survival makes you worth less than my dog in a fight. No offense guys, it's just that once we're in the shit, all the old pretexts of civilization aren't going to be enough to cause me to drag your useless ass around. Also, if you can't run more than 5 miles at a time you are probably going to die in the first few days. Think about how much running the people in Left4Dead or any of the other video games you play do, multiply that by 10 and you've got the kind of hump your going to be dealing with. And don't think I'm going to waste a bullet putting you out of your misery if you're about to have your guts feasted on by zombies while you're still alive, I am going to cut and run. It's harsh I know, but dude it's fucking zombies, you are just fucked.

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 27 Apr 2009, 10:17

two things to say
1. Bring your own bullets for a death situation
2.You don't have to run, for one of two possibilities. 1.) find a room and hole yourself up, send one of the lesser rated people to raid a nearby area for food.
OR. Find a tank and plow your way to victory

Unread post by **RandomGuy** » 28 Apr 2009, 06:29

Liquid Death wrote:two things to say
1. Bring your own bullets for a death situation
2.You don't have to run, for one of two possibilities. 1.) find a room and hole yourself up, send one of the lesser rated people to raid a nearby area for food.
OR. Find a tank and plow your way to victory

like option 3

Unread post by **Plastic Jesus** » 28 Apr 2009, 08:42

Do either of you know how to drive a tank? Do you know how much fuel a tank uses? Do you have any idea what kind of shit will be going down at military bases during a zmobie apocolypse? And yes, you will have to run your ass off. Those sorts of crazy assumptions, for instance, "let's fortify a couple of busses and drive through the middle of zombie city to the boat," are the sorts of things that are going to get you killed. I swear to God, if someone I have hooked up with after the shit goes down makes some sort of crazy ass suggestion like that, I will shoot him in the head as an example to the rest of the group.

Unread post by **steiner949** » 28 Apr 2009, 10:53

Haha, I agree with you Plastic. People think that just because they see it in a movie it can be done in real life. The military would nuke the hell out of any contaminated zone without a second thought just to keep it quarentined. Yay for people with big guns!

Unread post by **Divine Fate** » 28 Apr 2009, 01:44

Except this is all hypothetical, so it doesn't matter.

Unread post by **arkawn** » 28 Apr 2009, 01:46

No its not divine

dont ruin my dreams

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 28 Apr 2009, 04:41

If I was being serious I'd say hole yourself up in a nuclear bunker if there is one available AND SHUT THE DOOR. If it is nuked, well, it is a bunker. Hopefully there will be enough food to last for awhile. Useless people = optional food source.
A city would be far to large to escape from and a house won't protect from a nuke.

Unread post by **captainAngry** » 29 Apr 2009, 11:36

No way. Barricade yourself in a bar and drink yourself to safety.

Unread post by **steiner949** » 29 Apr 2009, 11:56

Two thumbs up captain.

Unread post by **Liquid Death** » 29 Apr 2009, 04:31

captainangry wrote:No way. Barricade yourself in a bar and drink yourself to safety.

To The Winchester!

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