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calculatedChaos Gaming • Corrupt-a-Wish! - Page 10
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 06:29
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, since it come out early, it's unfinished, full of glitches, and unplayable.

I wish I had a source of steady monetary income.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 06:32
by TheBlindKhezu
Granted, but this is 2010 and your income is 3 dollars a day

I wish i had can watch a match of Spartan Vs. Chen Vs. Samurai with a flaming kitana

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 08:00
by Ohnoez
Done, but everyone else thinks its a great battle to see so the world just stops working and tunes into the battle while everything in the community falls apart


I wish i tasted the candwich

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 10:24
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, you have diarrhea for the rest of your life
TheBlindKhezu wrote:Granted, but this is 2010 and your income is 3 dollars a day

I wish i had can watch a match of Spartan Vs. Chen Vs. Samurai with a flaming kitana

Had to include Chen, right? Wouldn't be a fight if a cat women for a Japanese video game didn't show up.
Oh, I wish for WoW to become free, so I'm less reluctant to start playing it again.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 11:12
by Tampashrew
Granted but hordes of Runescape players start playing WoW because they couldn't originally pay the fee so they played Runescape.

I wish the custom maps server was always populated like the funserver.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 12:39
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, it's populated by the funserver goons.

I wish for a time machine.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 06:26
by Zarik
Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Granted, it's populated by the funserver goons.

I wish for a time machine.
granted but then you end up as your own grandfather :O

i wish dispensers were real :D

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 10:18
by Tampashrew
Granted but life doesn't change because we nicknamed these dispensers as "Vending Machines."

I wish I could have my collection of cars from my Project Gotham Racing 3 account.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 03:40
by thedoghouse
Granted, but they're all 2 inches long and 1 inch wide, and they don't run

I wish there was more logic in the world
Ohnoez wrote:Granted, she signs it with her infamous quote "I can see Russia from my house" then her name and when you bring your friends (or you play alone) your friends will laugh on how worthless your xbox360 is now worth
Durp, not gunna keep it I was gunna sell it, and so long as it's signed by a famous person it's worth money, and dep, you're not doing your job right, I spot redundancy

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 03:51
by LAG King
Granted, but with more logic comes more heretics of the Catholic Church. Causing an Inquisition the like of which the world has never seen.

I wish i could vote.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 03:55
by thedoghouse
Granted. but so does everyone else, a vote is soon passed that bans you from technology, and dying, as time moves on you end up turning to dust in a tiny little box

And on that happy note, I wish everything was cheaper, but payment rates stayed the same while less businesses went under and more people were hired

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 04:08
by LAG King
Granted, but China then realizes our economy is booming. They don't like this because we can actually pay off our debt to them. So China launches an all out invasion on the U.S.(sort of like in Fallout 3). Causing a nuclear holocaust and ending the world as we know it.

I wish that all the douchebags on the funserver would just leave and not return.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 07:03
by thedoghouse
Granted, but they fan out and slowly destroy every team fortress gaming community

I wish I was a watermelon owl

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 10:08
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, your <insert farm animal> eats it.

I wish that I didn't have an short attention span.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 10:24
by Dick Trickle
Wish Gran....*huh?*


I wish that I could stop being so Emo

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 11:38
by Zarik
Dick Trickle wrote:Wish Gran....*huh?*


I wish that I could stop being so Emo
granted but then you become goth and hate everything

i wish the 10th class was the cyro

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 27 Jul 2010, 08:00
by TheBlindKhezu
granted but he was underpowered.

I wish i was a Darkspear troll With a prominent statche and beard that makes people fear and became dancing ninjas and dancing samurais

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 27 Jul 2010, 08:07
by PhrozenFlame
Granted. You were that very troll .5 milliseconds before you died.

I wish everything was free and this had absolutely NO impact on ANY economy EVER.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 27 Jul 2010, 08:16
by Tampashrew
Granted but things become unfair and fights break out over services and things causing havoc everywhere.

I wish I could jump from building to building and scream, "SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 29 Jul 2010, 03:17
by John Failman
You succeed in doing so, but all the buildings in the world are destroyed making your jump endless and never-stopping, and chuck Norris accidently hits you with his fighter plane (His Body) and your vocal cords are destroyed, rendering your spoon screaming abilities rendered.

I wish the Eagles could still write great songs.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 29 Jul 2010, 03:43
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, they begin to write pop music.

I wish I had the glove in Singularity.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 30 Jul 2010, 08:54
by TheBlindKhezu
granted, you accidentally turn your girlfriend a few years younger thus you get arrested for pedophilia.

I wish the "Guess my ethnicity game" would be over

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 09:36
by Dep. Redundency Dep.
Granted, it's now "guess it's gender."

I wish I could realize obvious problems faster so I don't spend an hour doing something only to realize that I forgot to put a space in between, "parse," and "line."

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 03:43
by spleenter
Granted, but now you add an extra semicolon and cant find it.

I wish that i could goomba stomp irl

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 04:23
by Tampashrew
Granted but you turn into an overweight, minimum wage paid italian plumber, that does the shrooms everyday.

I wish my pocket knife had a gun built in.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 06:13
by Link
ok, but the gun fires after stabbing someone, and the gun bends around like in a cartoon when hitting bones and comes around pointing at you...

I wish Beiber would quit his singing career.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 07:12
by Cpl. Hicks
Link wrote: I wish Beiber would quit his singing career.
Done. Beiber quits singing but takes up acting. Now he is playing Peter Parker in the new spiderman remake. After that his career takes off and he is in a new movie every week, and on billboards everywhere. Eventually he comes out with his own video game, which corrupts and takes down steam for a month, when they try to integrate it.

I wish I could predict the winning lottery numbers.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 31 Jul 2010, 08:41
by Zarik
granted but then they dont let you or anyone ever in contact with you participate


i wish spycrabs werent endangered

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 08:42
by Ohnoez
Zarik wrote:granted but then they dont let you or anyone ever in contact with you participate


i wish spycrabs werent endangered
Granted, spyros are endangered!

I wish i slapped a man with a rubber glove

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish!

Posted: 01 Aug 2010, 08:47
by Tampashrew
Granted but that man happened to be chuck norris and he round house kicks your already dead body 40 years back into the Vietnam war where it's used by VC as a trap for American troops.

I wish 4chan would die already.