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It trailed for being seen wearing a top hat, and is confirmed guilty, and is sentence to a "totally kick-ass" death by Nuclear explosion. Bubble man can come, too.

He walked into the museum of loaded and active sentry

Impaling of a spear into his heart when interfering with one of Kefka's silly hijienks.

Link wrote:Impaling of a spear into his heart when interfering with one of Kefka's silly hijienks.

Getting fragged by his own bombs on his quest to save Zelda from Ganons replacement

Eaten by a giant marshmallow.

Dies from a piano falling on his head.

Dies from not giving that thing to zamboni. You know.

Death from over-dosage on cheese.

MrKerplunkers wrote:Dies from not giving that thing to zamboni. You know.

It's done, but it's over a gig in size, so I can't post it, I have to e-mail it or something. It is hilarious though XD
<- Agent. I lol'd.

A rail from the thread kils him for taking it off.

Dies by being struck by lighting... Twice!

Dies by heart attack after winning the lotto. Just add that much more sting, the lotto has to handed in by the purchaser of the ticket.

Tell you parents that. Be sure to say "on the internet" at least 8 or 9 times.

Being forced to play Final Fantasy 10-2 while listening to Eyes on me and Real emotion and after the endurance a man with a mustache handed you a gun and telling you that you can end your suffering by bullet or replaying ff10-2 but also ff7 and Legend of Zelda: The faces of evil and handing you a wrench telling you after playing it you can end it again but there is a catch for this the wrench will automatically resurrect you and will continue your suicide/resurrection routine until you die by the stress of the suicide/resurrection cycle.

Gets eaten by an invisible Spycrab who just loves Marshmallows, then the Spycrab gets set on fire cos he bumped into someone on his way to bed to rest on a full stomach of lovely tasty Marshmallow with a tasty of TheBlindKhezu. The Spycrab then melts onto the ground due to all the marshmallow.

Eaten by his own cake.

Is eat by his own

Getting killed by angry pissed off jarate carrying sniper for being a spy

Dies at a Dethklok concert

Goes into a bloody supernova

Is crushed into a single point in space after entering a blackhole

Is also sucked into the black hole and never returns to see the light of day.

Discovers the forth dimension. Mind splodes.

Death by random chocolate in random weather for being too random which is why you are so random.

That not random enough. You must be killed

RandomGuy wrote:Discovers the forth dimension. Mind splodes.

4th dimension has been discovered, it's duration. (Google before you hate)

Is even more random than RandomGuy and therefore the universe implodes on him.

Link wrote:Is even more random than RandomGuy and therefore the universe implodes on him.

Hopes to understand and measure randomness, therefore is neglecting the proven cycles of the randomguy. Also: eaten by his buttered biscuit.

Get killed in a freak Predator alien drive-by shooting

Killed by me. 4 years old and he's already talking about drive-bys!

Dies by being killed by me who killed you until you died from it

A giant block of ice lands on top of him.

Is consumed by the earth and ends up in hell where his sinz are used against him.