calculatedChaos Gaming

made a bad math joke

Once donated his heart to an African-American Muslim man living in Hawaii who aspired to be president one day. This man worked his ass off with his newly donated heart, and took large steps in his journey to reaching his goal. Unfortunately, he soon found that Obama was elected president first. So he died of anger and the heart was given back to LaN.

I have enlongated a normally short response to celebrate my 100th post in a sophisticated manner. ...WOOOOOOOOT!!1!1one!1

Happy about his 100th post

thought i made a bad math joke

which is very, very, true

Uses the admin message ability WAY too much.

Thinks I know what that is.

thinks Oklahoma is a pyro worshiping area

doesn't know that it is

knows how to dance polka style, and has won several awards for it.

Thinks overkill is underrated.

Thinks underrated things are overkill

overkills underrated thoughts.

should have stop the long run,but fail to realize he forgot chibi medic

hates it when he can't sleep well..


take some sleeping pillz ;D

poisoned the sleeping pills

assumes i want to kill crocket


psssh

Plotting a way to kill me due to Cake shortage

Should hire a squad of retired CIA agents all armed with MP5-N Sub Machine Guns with the knowledge of how to operate them,and have them follow him at all times.

is pretty much suggesting this

posted a visual of what might protect crocket from ...me? lol

o.o

IS secretly dangerous

Is dangerously secret

Now knows too much.

Doesn't know enough.

Is a tomato

^wife rofl

is cool to the next level!!

^is awesome

"Thinks she is awesome"-What i was going to say but here what i am saying right now!
"Merde, vapeur Goddamn vissée sur moi, maintenant, je ne peux pas obtenir ou faire quoi que ce soit ne peut pas même regarder sur mon serveur ou utiliser quoi que ce soit. Putain hell!!"

seems to learn ALOT in french. good job crocket. and is also mad about steam being stupid

google translate ftw.