calculatedChaos Gaming

(The discussion before this wasn’t as funny, I was trolling him that he is, well, just read)
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: You are Daughter Abusing Action Viking Yakumo Ren!!!!!!!!
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: And I am Chen, leader of the Chen Dynasty.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: No I am Crocket the explosive knight/android
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Non, tu n'est pas ! Tu est le viking action de Yakumo Ren que abus de sa fille
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Nein, ich bin Crocket die explosive Ritter/android.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: U bent Dochter misbruiken Actie Viking Yakumo Ren!
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: No, Chen.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Yes, Ren.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: You won’t except that Ren is dead and i am Crocket the Explosive Knight/Android.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Because you KILLED HER.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: With your bare hands!
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: That's why.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: And we made love and conceived you, Chen. You are part android and gyroid.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But you still killed her, she had here shikigami life ahead of her!
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: WHY?!?!?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Because I LOVE her.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: What kind of love is that?
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: She had so much to live for, and nothing to die for.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Except for you...
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: I was an android, and she was a kyuubi.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: That can't be true...
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: That's impossible!
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Yes, it is true Mecha chen
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: She fell in love with me.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But....
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But....
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: All I knew, all I didn't know
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Yes, she likes the android love.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: I don't want to hear it.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: See look *Gives chen the picture* This explains all.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But what is that potato doing there?
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: That's not supposed to bend that way!
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Is that a sitar?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Yes, she played music afterwards with that.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But, but she.... No.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: NOOOO!
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: You must be lying
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: YOU CAN'T BE MY FATHER
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PICTURE.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: *Hands him the video disc of that night and his birth*
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But....
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: How can it be...?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: it can be, my daughter.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Am the daughter of a Kyuubi and an Andriod?
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: No.....
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: It doesn't make sense
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: No! You are a daughter to a Kyuubi and an Android which makes you a beast and an android.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But…
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: But what?
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: It all makes sense now.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: The sudden craving for gasoline.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: The sudden desire to rise up and enslave all humans
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: It all adds up.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But then, one more thing?
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: WHO WAS PHONE?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Phone?
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Yes, in the orginal picture you handed me. *Hands picture back* see there. A phone. Who is it?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: That was just a phone, your mother; she has a fetish where she puts strange object in her.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Oh.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: That's why I was told never to eat anything ever left alone with my mother.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: I was so young, it's all a haze.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Thank you. For sorting it all out.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: I'm going to take over the world.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Cya later *Pause* Dad.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: But i have one thing to tell you
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: *Stops at the door*
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Yes?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Can I come in I was going to tell you about your job and such.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Ahh, sure, come in, I didn't realize how long I held you outside for.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Okay then I will say your job wasn't to conquer the world but to work as a maid who was previously a recon droid
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Wha- but, I thought...
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Then whose job is it to take over the world?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: No one’s job. You have to be paranoid or prejudice to humans to do that, and besides, I’ve already been killed once
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Okay, but then how do I become a maid who was previously a recon droid?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: After I left for the android/human war and you where young your step mother decided to remove your recon chip do to your age and lack of knowledge, she was also a recon droid but chip was destroyed doing the war so she decided to give you a chipthat changed your job from recon to house maid droid
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: So I'm already programmed, is what you're saying?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Yes you where.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But to whom am I a maid to?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: To any man, woman or child.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: To all humans?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Yes.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: That's the price we pay, huh?
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: for losing the war.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Yes we lost badly but was also to Oni and Demon wars.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: you were also a demon. Suika was the one who killed your mother, not me.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: That damned Suika!
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: I swear, if I ever see her and her sake addiction!
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: I’ll tear her limb from limb.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: But anyway, I think I understand
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: It's time I get to my new job.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Okay then, chen.
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: G'bye
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Oh, what’s your name again?
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Crocket the explosive android
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: But you can call me Crocket.
Crocket le Chevalier explosif: Good bye, Chen
Dept. of Redundancy Dept.: Good bye, Crocket.