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FlaminSarge wrote:Think of achievements that we could have in cC. Look at the other posts for an idea how...
"Ur Doin It Wrong....." - Misunderstand something.

Wait... sounds WOULD be cool. Except we'd have to download them. They're a server mod, not a HL2DM feature.
Plus, Captain turned off sound playing. He'd have to turn it back on for this I think.
I dunno what that would do for admin spam...

Make a name for that one!

" THERES NOT ENOUGH " Find your toy army men from when you were 5

Trilby wrote:" THERES NOT ENOUGH " Find your toy army men from when you were 5

"NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH" - ... and get them inside TF2.

I like this Idea

DONT YOU 404 ON ME
*defibs*

scoot-Waterboy- get 50 kills under water
engi-NEED A DISPENCER HERE! - with your dispencer heal your teammates for 100,000 health
soldier-Section 8- kill 20 enemies calling for medic
Spy- 007 or Greatest Spy- successfully sap 2 engi buildings and capture the intellegence in one life
Sniper-What a job- take 800 points of damage and headshot 3 enemies
Sniper-Whats out for that, Mate!- kill 25 cloaked spies
Heavy-Restructuring your environment- destroy 100 engi buildings
Medic-Division and Reunification-uber a teammate within 5 seconds of him being ubered
Pyro-Firetruck-push the cart for 60 seconds uphill (not in one life)
Demo-I know Everything!-kill 1000 enemies with the eyelander
Demo-Executioner-in one life kill 3 different classes
Scoot-Attaboy!-kill 30 enemies with the assistance of another scout
Heavy-Knockout-crit kill 1 of every class with the KGB
if there are robots then
Engi-It Practicly has a mind of its own, Practicly-kill 20 enemies with robots
Pyro-CLONES!-kill 50 robots
Spy-not so killer robot-sap 20 robots
Heavy-Practice-kill 50 robots with your melee
Demo-not quite the real things are they?-kill 50 robots with explosions
Sniper-no apricots- headshot 20 robots
Soldier-Armed Drone Predator-kill 50 robots from the air

Haxwehttam wrote:DONT YOU 404 ON ME
*defibs*

scoot-Waterboy- get 50 kills under water
engi-NEED A DISPENCER HERE! - with your dispencer heal your teammates for 100,000 health
soldier-Section 8- kill 20 enemies calling for medic
Spy- 007 or Greatest Spy- successfully sap 2 engi buildings and capture the intellegence in one life
Sniper-What a job- take 800 points of damage and headshot 3 enemies
Sniper-Whats out for that, Mate!- kill 25 cloaked spies
Heavy-Restructuring your environment- destroy 100 engi buildings
Medic-Division and Reunification-uber a teammate within 5 seconds of him being ubered
Pyro-Firetruck-push the cart for 60 seconds uphill (not in one life)
Demo-I know Everything!-kill 1000 enemies with the eyelander
Demo-Executioner-in one life kill 3 different classes
Scoot-Attaboy!-kill 30 enemies with the assistance of another scout
Heavy-Knockout-crit kill 1 of every class with the KGB
if there are robots then
Engi-It Practicly has a mind of its own, Practicly-kill 20 enemies with robots
Pyro-CLONES!-kill 50 robots
Spy-not so killer robot-sap 20 robots
Heavy-Practice-kill 50 robots with your melee
Demo-not quite the real things are they?-kill 50 robots with explosions
Sniper-no peaches- headshot 20 robots
Soldier-Armed Drone Predator-kill 50 robots from the air

" Hater's gonna hate " Self explanatory

Hm... "No Peaches" should be "No Apricots".
http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2974&p=3
"New Spy Watch" - Zap the thread back to life.

Also, Uber, why'd you just post a dong? Add an achievement at least (TF2-, not dong-, related)

Awesome defib btw Haxwehttam
Captain should add an smiley that's a defib unit being used on something.

FlaminSarge wrote:Hm... "No Peaches" should be "No Apricots".
http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2974&p=3
"New Spy Watch" - Zap the thread back to life.

Also, Uber, why'd you just post a dong? Add an achievement at least (TF2-, not dong-, related)

Awesome defib btw Haxwehttam
Captain should add an smiley that's a defib unit being used on something.

" It's Almost Finaly Over " Watch as the last week of school slips by

"Dohoho" - Already be on break for a week.
Probably cuz we get back earlier than you do. Which stinks.

"Aren't you dead yet?" Stay playing in the funServer for 8 hours straight.

I've earned this.

Incredible Spycrab wrote:"Aren't you dead yet?" Stay playing in the funServer for 8 hours straight.

I've earned this.

VERY reminiscent of ...
"Continuous Exposure" - Play on the funServer for 24 hours without disconnecting.
(Just a repost for emphasis).
"Time-Travelers" - Get an achievement you have already gotten again, and be awarded that achievement as if you never got it.

FlaminSarge wrote:

Incredible Spycrab wrote:"Aren't you dead yet?" Stay playing in the funServer for 8 hours straight.

I've earned this.

VERY reminiscent of ...
"Continuous Exposure" - Play on the funServer for 24 hours without disconnecting.
(Just a repost for emphasis).
"Time-Travelers" - Get an achievement you have already gotten again, and be awarded that achievement as if you never got it.

" Back to the future " Casue a time rift and correct it by one-manning iron after kicking your team
Final Battle: Simon Belmont achieved: Back to the Future

Confusion...
Oh lol Haxwehttam edited his post to change No Peaches to No Apricots
Also, Haxwehttam, are those custom dance things yours, or just your favorites?
I've seen those before, can't wait for the custom taunt to come out for them. Maybe pyro flamethrower taunt is the first 4 seconds, hadoken becomes the punching part, axe becomes some other bit, etc.
"Everybody Dance Now! Duhn! Duhn! Duhn-duhn..." - Have a modded taunt that is a dance.

"TINFOIL HATS ON! NOW!" - Let your speculation on the mac update and its hints at other updates get out of hand.
Tobor and the laser shotgun. Strange.

FlaminSarge wrote:Confusion...
Oh lol Haxwehttam edited his post to change No Peaches to No Apricots
Also, Haxwehttam, are those custom dance things yours, or just your favorites?
I've seen those before, can't wait for the custom taunt to come out for them. Maybe pyro flamethrower taunt is the first 4 seconds, hadoken becomes the punching part, axe becomes some other bit, etc.
"Everybody Dance Now! Duhn! Duhn! Duhn-duhn..." - Have a modded taunt that is a dance.

"TINFOIL HATS ON! NOW!" - Let your speculation on the mac update and its hints at other updates get out of hand.
Tobor and the laser shotgun. Strange.

" Fffffffffffffffffffffffffff " Watch the servers get flooded by macfags

"You've Gotta Be Kidding Me" - Become exasperated with the rapidity with which schism between Macs and PCs in TF2 precipitates.

Now that THAT's out of the way...
"Mr. Fix-it" - Think of yourself as an expert TF2 modder now.
Speaking of which, captain's TF2 menu mod for adding quickconnect buttons to the servers no longer works with the Mac Update. I made one that works again. Yay.
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=4282

"Killjoy" - Backstab someone as they get an achievement.

"Give it up, man." ~ Quit this thread because it's pretty much dead.

Go bump the "That's What She Said!" thread. That was funny.

" hehehehehhe " Lose your mind at midnight

"Noooo! I never die!" - Stockpile defibs for this thread.

(Mordecai line from Borderlands)

"The Mania" - Start asking people to log in to a Mac for you after watching several others get Earbuds without Macs.

Oh god the mania T_T

Double posted for defib.

(They're... so... SHINY! )

" Fuck you, buddy " Go to bed after your friend tells you he got a lvl 100 hat

Trilby wrote:" Fuck you, buddy " Go to bed after your friend tells you he got a lvl 100 hat

*GLARES AT LAN* (Although Earbuds don't technically count as a hat, in two different ways)

"The Fever" - Get E3-obsessed.

FlaminSarge wrote:

Trilby wrote:" Fuck you, buddy " Go to bed after your friend tells you he got a lvl 100 hat

*GLARES AT LAN* (Although Earbuds don't technically count as a hat, in two different ways)

"The Fever" - Get E3-obsessed.

" THE ANGER " Play the tf2 crafting game and get all the hats you want

"The... Always" - Watch (and record) as koth_always_b2 brings out the singer in Rudedog.

Demo will be on the forums sometime soon, he encouraged me to post them.

FlaminSarge wrote:"The... Always" - Watch (and record) as koth_always_b2 brings out the singer in Rudedog.

Demo will be on the forums sometime soon, he encouraged me to post them.

You probably weren't there when all the canadians in cC started singing were you?

Nope. But koth_always is very trippy.
Oh look you have 333 posts Trilby.

"Halfway There" - Post 333 times.

FlaminSarge wrote:Nope. But koth_always is very trippy.
Oh look you have 333 posts Trilby.

"Halfway There" - Post 333 times.

" Ooooooooh -Nonsensical bullshit- " Listen as all the Canadians sing horribly

Trilby wrote:

FlaminSarge wrote:Nope. But koth_always is very trippy.
Oh look you have 333 posts Trilby.

"Halfway There" - Post 333 times.

" Ooooooooh -Nonsensical bullshit- " Listen as all the Canadians sing horribly

Aw, I wasn't there the time six or seven people were singing, only when Rudedog and Num Yummy (I think it was Num Yummy) were.

"Focus, Man! Focus!" - See the Portal 2 trailer and focus only on how epic the music is.

This thread is dying T_T

"My God You are OCD" - Include an achievement dialog in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POSTS on this thread.

Um...

Let's think of some for the new maps we got.

"Bindiness" - Bind sm_csay commands for melee_checkers_v3 rules and koth_lolcano_b2 notices.

LATE DEFIB!

"The Gods Must Be Crazy" - On melee_checkers_v3, have weapons stripped every single time you switch classes preround (so that the weapon glitch does not work) ONLY FOR YOU.

Come on, please let this work!
More people!

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FlaminSarge wrote:LATE DEFIB!

"The Gods Must Be Crazy" - On melee_checkers_v3, have weapons stripped every single time you switch classes preround (so that the weapon glitch does not work) ONLY FOR YOU.

Come on, please let this work!
More people!

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" I AM THE LORD, THE CREATOR AND DESTROYER " Grief the funserver while on breakfloor with timebombs, firebombs, freezing/freezebombs, drugs, and blind knowing no one can stop you unless they call a high admin

Trilby wrote:" I AM THE LORD, THE CREATOR AND DESTROYER " Grief the funserver while on breakfloor with timebombs, firebombs, freezing/freezebombs, drugs, and blind knowing no one can stop you unless they call a high admin

Those sound suspiciously like those three Asian-Indian gods. I know they have 3 main ones, which are creator, destroyer, and... lord?

"Mythology" - Convince everyone on the server to rename themselves to obscure deities.

EDIT: Wow, if you google "I AM THE LORD, THE CREATOR AND DESTROYER" the first result is those three gods. Bingo. Awesome.

"Premonitoryness" - Guess the winner of an arena round correctly after yelling it to everyone on the server 20 times over the course of the round.