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Cool people close their eyes when their pictures taken



OH NOES! THEY'RE OPEN

Merry X-mas.

Here are some pics of me and my fiancee from when I was in Canada this past summer.

Do they really dress like the early 90s in Canada?

Those people in the background are probably Americans...

They come to Niagara Falls all the time and you can tell...So much fatty's.

Awesomesauce wrote:Those people in the background are probably Americans...

They come to Niagara Falls all the time and you can tell...So much fatty's.

That sounds about right. Fuckers must be from the the midwest somewhere.

In America, as you move away from the coasts time slowly goes backwards.

*Sings* ~ And I'm proud to be an american...

ooh the falls, I used to live like 20 min from them

Hanzo_blade wrote:*Sings* ~ And I'm proud to be an american...

I';m form the midwest so I can talk shit about it All midwest generalizations don't apply to hanzo.

I saw the fattest guy i have ever seen at Niagara Falls.

This guy was taking up a full bench in Tim Horton's drinking his damn coffee (surprised he didn't have a donut).

I would be a fat american if it wasn't for my high metabolism

Hanzo_blade wrote:I would be a fat american if it wasn't for my high metabolism

I would say that about myself, but I don't eat more than just enough to stay alive...unless you count all the soft drinks I drink.

I actually don't eat a lot either anymore... but the stuff I do eat is fast food :|

well its just not americans that are fat lol, they have mc donalds in europe too.

Fun fact kids: The highest obesity rate is actually in South Africa

Let's get this back on topic. I'm the one on the right:

Grim, since when do you hang out with Matt Damon?

Divine Fate wrote:Grim, since when do you hang out with Matt Damon?

ROFL

I just read the article from where that picture came from. I'm an idiot for believing you were a sexual predator from California.

Divine Fate wrote:I just read the article from where that picture came from. I'm an idiot for believing you were a sexual predator from California.

For sure, I live in Portland, Oregon

edited the pic to a smaller version, as the one that was there makes me a little queasy.

Meh

you should play that harp on karoake night

Plasitic, you look exactly like I imagined, only younger. Your pics are fine. The shitty camera gives it that scene look all the kids are about these days.

I didnt Expect Plastic To Be Wearing Glasses though..

They aren't prescription, he just wears them for the looks/intelligence ratio lol

Original wrote:They aren't prescription, he just wears them for the looks/intelligence ratio lol

Ha ha, probably.

The glasses are real. I have an astigmatism in my left eye. I have often been mistaken for being a bit younger then I am. That is why I tend to grow my beard out. The grey hair is helping out though, and it's super cool that it's tightly clumped at my right temple, also my hair does that cool swoosh on its own, I don't use any products, just wash with normal shampoo and towel dry. I should get a better camera though, I think these are the same quality as my cell phone's.

I like that whole shooting a gun look you pulled there.

You look a little like gordon freeman

Hehe, that is exactly how you looked in my dreams.

xD

Yea, I dream about you Plastic. Every night.