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Compton. nuff said.

His tomtom navigational system drives him off a cliff.

Chokes on german sausages

gets counter ninja'd

Gets shot in the back which makes him paralyzed, crys until he was 73 years old, then gets rammed by the truck that belonged to the same burglar who had shot him 4 years back. And yes Doghouse, I have a very vivid imagination. Just don't ask me how he survived that shot when that old.

Any of these ways: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkLOa062Bs

Hadoukened

raped by unicorns

Diagnosed with Lupus

Gets in an airplane crash on an island. Then he sees dead people and runs off the island in a raft, then the island blows up and he wakes up in his bed only to realize that he was dead. Thinking he was dead, he gets blasted 90 degrees into the air by a cannon only to be rammed by the same airplane he thought he died on.

Gets killed by Link because his avatar is of Mario and not Link.

<_<

Suicide after someone steals his identity.

Shipped off to Antarctica, uses his firaga move and it freezes around him which trappes him for a million years (don't ask me how that ever was, is, or will ever be physically possible). The ice then melts by futuristic people and sees his great great great great x 1000 son which then shows a picture of himself. A blackhole opens up because of a parodox and destroys the Earth and everyone on it.

Brain splodes

dies because there's too much consecutive things in the world.

Dies to make room for the Second Coming.

Severe freezerburn

That was actually original.

hmm... Drinks Mercury in it's liquid state, therefore poisoning himself.

That was actually original.

hmm... Drinks Mercury in it's liquid state, therefore poisoning himself.

Dies of double-posting.

Is killed by FBI agents trying to cover up all double-posts, as knowledge of them is a threat to national security.

Dies from revealing government plot against double posting

Dies from a fall from which he dies

Dies from drinking himself.

Randomly explodes.

Randomguys not so random explosion melts his ice giant igloo.
He drowns in the water.

i do the whole do you feel lucky punk, scene from dirty harry, only this time with a fully loaded gun.

Chokes on a bagel and falls down the stairs severing his spine.

Divided by zero.

divides by infinity, thus causing an rift in the 8th dimension, teleporting him into another universe, where all people are made of pudding and eat him.