Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 15 Feb 2010, 12:00
>Throw SNOPOR at SHOPKEEPER
>Run like HEEL
>Run like HEEL
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Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 15 Feb 2010, 12:13
SNOPOR 2: The Bloodening.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 15 Feb 2010, 05:10
>See if shopkeeper is dead and then take out all the money out of the register and carry SNOPOR out of the store and continue adventure
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 15 Feb 2010, 06:49
SNOPOR is much too resilient to not be able to stand up on his own, and there is no cash register.
you run outside, it is now the afternoon.
you run outside, it is now the afternoon.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 12:10
go to nearest bus top
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 01:09
>run back inside and steal SHOPKEEPER'S SHIRT to wipe blood off SNOPOR
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 02:46
>Stop being big and dumb and not care for friends, because I'm tired of looking at all the sad faces you give friendlies, Mr. Hoovy...
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 04:38
bluephyr wrote:>Stop being big and dumb and not care for friends, because I'm tired of looking at all the sad faces you give friendlies, Mr. Hoovy...
Hoovy: "NOH!"
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 04:44
SNOPOR's disposition goes up +2 for de-bloodening.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 07:59
Go back into the store and shop for a magazine
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 08:10
>do an ancient native American ritual to reserect The greatest Native American warrior and take his bow and give it to SNOPOR
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 16 Feb 2010, 08:43
That store only sells vests, not magazines.
You forgot your ritual book at home, you thought you wouldn't need it today.... you only just realized how colourless your house was.
You forgot your ritual book at home, you thought you wouldn't need it today.... you only just realized how colourless your house was.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 09:05
>Leave Vest store and continue on down the road until you find something interesting!
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 03:44
You found a pond, and the horizon.
the sun is setting directly infront of you.
the sun is setting directly infront of you.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 03:53
>It's not a sun, just the top of a red ENGONOOR's hard hat. (heck yes)
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 04:13
bluephyr wrote:>It's not a sun, just the top of a red ENGONOOR's hard hat. (heck yes)
That is most certainly not ONGONOORZILLA
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 04:48
>Go to the pond and get a drink of water, since you never know when you might find water in this world
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 05:13
That pond is filled with glass.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 06:04
>Play marbles on the glass
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 06:20
Wow, what a waste of time.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 07:15
>SNOPOR notices a figure of somebody on the epic mountains in the background. HOOVY rolls around
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 08:50
Those aren't mountains, its sunset and the gray is clouds, there are, however, mountains the other way.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 09:05
>Take all of Engies marbles while hes not looking! BE THE KING OF MARBLES!
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 17 Feb 2010, 09:18
Jimmy TwoTimes wrote:>Take all of Engies marbles while hes not looking! BE THE KING OF MARBLES!
This sentence has a large problem in it.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 18 Feb 2010, 01:28
>shoot SHOTGUN at GLASS
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 18 Feb 2010, 07:40
Skate on the glass with diamond skates (diamond cos it cuts glass otherwise you'd have no grip on the glass)
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 18 Feb 2010, 07:58
>discover where the birds went, after you first saw the pond.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 18 Feb 2010, 03:42
The glass is much too thick.
In this fucked up illogical universe, birds are completely stationary.
In this fucked up illogical universe, birds are completely stationary.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 18 Feb 2010, 03:53
>discover why BOORDS turned invisible.
Re: You are Hoovy Woopons Goo
Posted: 18 Feb 2010, 04:01
I'm sorry, what?
