calculatedChaos Gaming

Gets axtinguished since doghouse reflects the flame right back at him when he dies w/ his kirby sword. How do I know you die like this? Since i'm the man w/ the green clothes and a kickass mask.

Hugged by a goron

Death by liquid, either by drowning or someone just splashing him.

Link wrote:Death by liquid, either by drowning or someone just splashing him.

Splashing of course

Bitten by the clearly rabid wolf in his signature.

Ummm...burning, electrocuted or any other elemental death other than liquid based ones for the effect of irony with your name?

after sitting on the computer stalking me all day and all night, he forgets to urinate and his bladder explodes

Well, if I can't have you, no one will. I put cyanide in your food.

I don't eat my food. A-ha!
I permanently delete your myspace and all of your pictures of yourself. you die from depression.

You don't know that I have a Myspace(even though we have a common friend, so fail on my part).

After watching you sleep for several hours I smother you just as I see you waking up, see reason above.

If you really stalked me you'd know that like Chuck Norris, I don't sleep!
I dunk your head in the toilet after just pooping in it and watch you drown

You have no reason to kill me though D: at least I have the "If I can't have you blah blah blah...".
I use Sub Zero's animality: Hold BL, F,F,U,U

gets thoroughly cooked and eaten with tomato sauce : x

Chokes to death once he tries to eat me.

His cousin learns the art of noodlefoo, slaps him silly when he wakes up one morning, gets sad and wants to learn of the art of noodlefoo as well, but trips and breaks his neck and falls down a cliff clumsily at one of his practices. That is horrible i admit, but it is expected.

The annoying fairy finally gets on his last nerve and decides to kill himself with his sword.

spends too much time crushing people's dreams, then his wife stabs him in the stomach and leaves him, he lives, hunts down his wife, and gets eaten by a lion while tracking her through the jungle

Gets mezmorized by his owl statue like hipnotoad, sleepwalks to the top of the empire states building, throws a nickel down which then gets lodged into a skull (still unknown), and then gets shot off by someone in a biplane, making him fall down to the ground with a newsreporter saying it twas beauty that killed this beast. Then someone saying "no for he twas ugly" and everyone laughing. (btw, i do not know what you look like)

spontaneous implosion

gets shot by Bobb for taking his original idea

Gets sucked up by kirby since he took an illegal pic of him. What happens next is up to you.

Hit by the FAIL truck.

Crashes into the fail train after ramming me with his fail truck. One word, FAIL

Negative Man Attack.

dies randomly

Suicide since he can't stand his own furfaggotry.

Dances With Wolves

Is trapped in ice and run over by a zamboni.

Tries to put the star on his christmas tree, falls off and the star jabs him into a coma. He wakes up the last sunday night of his break and gets depressed since he also missed christmas. Suicides by jumping off the ninth story of the hospital building since jumping off the eighth story only breaks your back.

Being Killed for not Accepting to be the "Greatest face in Koradai"

Shot, in the guest room, by Miss Peacock

P.S. I think Link is putting to much thought into his deaths