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PhrozenFlame wrote:I really hate to bump the thread with this, but I just found something based on the Cthulu Mythos and there is no going back. Just so you know, that series is ONGOING. As in THEY ARE STILL MAKING EPISODES. There is also a manga.

Remember, GodJesus hates everyone equally!

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It fits just about every moe anime stereotype I have ever heard of.

Anime Change Log 5-22-12

Updated list of what members have watched

Added more animes to the list:
- Updated Lotte No Omocha to include the anime that shouldn't exist
- Polar Bear Cafe, the greatest show about a Canadian Polar Bear making a cafe
- Arcade Gamer Fubuki, aka "Pantyshots: The Anime"
- Squid Girl, which has the best image on the list
- The Id@lmaster, which is about girls singing and has several video games in Japan

Also, my friend told me terrible news: They're looking for voice actors and animators for a "My Balls" anime. BE ON THE LOOKOUT

that polar bear one would be more effective in convincing people to save polar bears. so when are we gonna watch all of these?

They're making a "My Balls" anime? So I guess that means the manga was highly popular in Japan?

No matter what Jake says, Squid Girl was squiddly worth watching.

Also, NEET is a lesbian.

Though I'm not sure I can bring myself to call it bad for some reason, Franken Fran has the kind of perverse fucked-up-ness that we look for in the badime club. Allow me to sum up the story in one easy page. NSFW: Click to View It's listed as horror comedy, but I honestly don't see the humor there (maybe it's Fran's calm demeanor on the whole matter? I'unno). But you're not here for the comedy, you're here to see what kind of horrible sin against nature the author puts to paper next. 4 tumors out of 5.
Also, there's a fair helping of tits and an plentiful supply of gore. Viewer discretion advised.

Edit: I take back what I said about the lack of comedy, there are some legit jokes later on but it's pretty damn dark, especially by Japan's standards.

TheDenzo wrote:

PhrozenFlame wrote:I really hate to bump the thread with this, but I just found something based on the Cthulu Mythos and there is no going back. Just so you know, that series is ONGOING. As in THEY ARE STILL MAKING EPISODES. There is also a manga.

Remember, GodJesus hates everyone equally!

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KISSING COUSINS.

IT'S YOUR KIDS, MARTY. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR KIDS.

Welp, I went and saw every extant episode of that Cthulhu anime. Now I want to unsee all of it.

Also, can I be a club member yet? I read at least 4 chapters of Tokyo Red Hood.

Arcade Gamer Fubuki. Sucks. This is better

PhrozenFlame wrote: Bad Anime Club is not dead, losers. I just need a stable internet connection.

Prove it Nerdlord.

While I'm here, I'm adding Dominator to the list because holy shit, just look at it.

Shit is so metal it makes GWAR look like Devo.

I read the first chapter of Tokyo Red Hood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgs9OhjAE2g

What if I read Tokyo Red Hood like ages ago?

... And liked it? It was decent at least. Veruno was cool if I remember right.

But uh hm bad anime/manga huh should it be bad as in quality or bad as in mental issues

Because OYASUMI PUNPUN will give you mental issues. Favorite manga, most soul crushing manga. It's so good it makes you FEEL bad.

For other bads though uhhh "Choku!" ? I still have to watch some things like K-On! and Lucky Star and Boku no Pico and stuff though.

So uh enjoy the best thing Japan has ever created instead

I think we came to a consensus that it either has to be genuinely bad, hilariously fucked up, or really really boring to be considered worthy of being on the list.

Of course, Jake and I test ran a few things and deemed them "Too Bad To Watch, Even While Drunk". (And by a few, I mean Powerpuff Girls Z) Things in that catagory can theoretically be watched without killing yourself.

Anyway, I might look up some more stuff when I'm not busy, but no one's even come close to clearing everything we have now, so I'm in no rush.

PhrozenFlame wrote:
Of course, Jake and I test ran a few things and deemed them "Too Bad To Watch, Even While Drunk". (And by a few, I mean Powerpuff Girls Z) Things in that catagory can theoretically be watched without killing yourself.

As if drinking made it better? We should get some kind of counter for "Drunken Dry Heaves Per Episode" if I ever plan to start drinking again.

This image gave me the idea to get a bunch of people who never seen Eva to sit through End of Evangelion.

Oi bitches, we need new meat for the Animu grind. Me and Denzo are getting lonely and we need more dudes to slog through this shit with.

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Bumped for Akikan, a wacked up anime about soda cans that turn into little girls and beat each other up for no good reason.



Summary (courtesy of Wikipedia): Akikan (”Empty Can”) is the unlikely story of high school boy Kakeru Daichi, whose can of melon soda magically transforms into a human girl. More "akikan" girls begin appearing, each of them needing to be infused with carbon dioxide from their respective drink types to survive. The akikans were created as part of the 'Akikan Elect' to determine whether steel cans or aluminium cans are superior. The akikans must battle each other until only the strongest type is left standing.

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It somehow manages to be even more messed up than it sounds. It revolves around literal moe fetishism for soda cans, something which I never knew even existed (of course Japan never fails to surprise anyone with new and terrible ideas) and also one of the characters is a homosexual child molester.

It didn't sound too messed up at first, but then you said there was a homosexual child molester so I guess I'll have to check it out when I get batteries eventually.

9:12 PM - •cC• Silk Paper Pipes: Saw a panel featuring this this morning
9:12 PM - •cC• Silk Paper Pipes: Felt I had to share it
9:15 PM - Haun Pholvous: inb4godtieranime
9:15 PM - •cC• Silk Paper Pipes: Did you know people can have a sexual fetish for soda cans?
9:15 PM - •cC• Silk Paper Pipes: Now you do.
9:16 PM - Haun Pholvous: I'm scared to see how people would work with those
9:16 PM - •cC• Silk Paper Pipes: "Kakeru-kun! Kakeru-kun! Please drink me before I get lukewarm!"
9:18 PM - Haun Pholvous: With a small cup of vore into the mix.
9:19 PM - •cC• Silk Paper Pipes: Also, one of the characters is this middle-aged doctor guy who is openly gay and likes to molest little boys
9:19 PM - •cC• Silk Paper Pipes: According to the wikipedia article he literally rapes the protagonist twice

[yelling intensifies]

When's round 2 of Girls Und Panzer?

When Lucky Star season 2 comes out.

TheDenzo wrote:When Lucky Star season 2 comes out.

WELP

I'm warming up my accent right now.

my school's anime club is watching lucky star unironically.

Anime club at school, ahaahahahah ooooh noooooooo.

krubby wrote:my school's anime club is watching lucky star unironically.

My school has anime club too. And I wouldn't be surprised if they watched Lucky Star at one point. I'm glad I don't do school clubs sometimes.

My older sister, who [once] was practically a textbook example of a weeaboo, actually founded the anime club at my old high school in town. Sometime in I think my sophomore or junior year there I decided to check it out, just once, out of stupid curiosity. Of course, since she wasn't in high school anymore, my sister wasn't running it any longer--she'd left that to one of her old friends, which of course was fine by me since we never got along all that well.

I don't even remember what they were watching that day, or even if they were watching it at all. I think it might have been Yu yu Hakusho, but the whole experience, for all of the ten minutes it lasted before I realized how dumb an idea it had been for me to come in the first place, was literally me sharing the room with a bunch of noisy 16 year old girls and fat, white 13 year old nerd boys shouting so loudly at all times that I am amazed somebody from another room didn't come in and tell everyone to literally shut the fuck up and stop making so much goddamned noise.

I actually told them on my way out the door that the whole club, and all of them, were just plain fucking retarded, but I'm pretty sure they were being too noisy to even hear me.

And look where you are nooooooooooooooooooooow.