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Posted: **29 May 2010, 11:20**

BAMF wrote:I wish that the sun and the moon got together and created a baby.

Granted, but they created a low grav ball on fire and crashes into the moon when it reached the rebellious age making the moon explode and all our water to go bat shit crazy and flood everything!

I wish that I could create Black Holes with my mind!

Posted: **29 May 2010, 12:22**

Granted, but due to a type-o, you get a black hole in your mind, destroying you and the earth simultaneously.

I wish that you weren't so ugly.

Posted: **30 May 2010, 12:33**

i wish i had a pet ninja

Posted: **30 May 2010, 12:59**

TheBlindKhezu wrote:i wish i had more wishes, i wish there would be Mecha Kaka it would be great, a beard that can be use as tentacles, have an army of Medic SS, Take over Persia, Pandora's box, army of dancing samurais that fight against Spartans, and a pet ninja to fight the pandas who works in the Medellín Cartel .

NO!!!

I wish people would follow the rules.

Posted: **30 May 2010, 11:38**

Granted, everyone follows the rules, society becomes boring as hell, and we all die for our overly boring lives

I wish I didn't have to look at your ugly face.

Posted: **30 May 2010, 01:01**

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:I wish I didn't have to look at your ugly face.

Granted, but since you don't have the logic to put a BAG over our head, you decide to kill yourself.

I wish Final Fantasy was real and I could cast the best spell ever, Reflect.

Posted: **30 May 2010, 02:03**

Granted, but then TheSpoonyone makes fun of the falicie sof your life and you get so upset you kill yourself.

I wish for Team Fortress 3

Posted: **30 May 2010, 02:50**

Granted, but it's rushed and sucks so we all go back to TF2.

I wish I could control my stream of urine at night better.

Posted: **30 May 2010, 05:21**

Granted,but you you decided to make a bet with your friends that you can navigate your urine streams away from the electric generator into a cup but missed and got electrocuted. One got token Social Darwinism got another one.

I wish for a pet Ninja with the skills of a Spartan/samurai

Posted: **30 May 2010, 06:55**

TheBlindKhezu wrote:I wish for a pet Ninja with the skills of a Spartan/samurai

Granted, but a Pirate shoots him in the face.

I wish the next Capcom game would be Capcom Vs. Valve. (I wanna see Megaman fight Gordon Freeman)

Posted: **30 May 2010, 09:50**

Granted, Law suit on Capcom for not having it be Capcom vs. Gabe Newel, thus it put capcom into a massive liquidation canceling all their game.

i wish there was a real dancing heavy

Posted: **30 May 2010, 10:26**

Granted, he's dancing on your face.

Je voudrais pouvoir n'ont jamais parlé français
I'll save you a trip, it's "I wish that I could never have spoken French."

Posted: **30 May 2010, 10:58**

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote: Je voudrais pouvoir n'ont jamais parlé français
I'll save you a trip, it's "I wish that I could never have spoken French."

Granted, but since it was in french a bunch of rednecks beat the crap out of ya.

I wish I could mine for fish.

Posted: **30 May 2010, 11:08**

Granted, but since uranium is now in the water, there is no sutible drinking water on Earth.

I wish Valve would remove the Charge N' Targe. (Seriously, SwordN'Board Demos are fucking annoying)

Posted: **31 May 2010, 09:33**

PhrozenFlame wrote:Granted, but since uranium is now in the water, there is no sutible drinking water on Earth.

I wish Valve would remove the Charge N' Targe. (Seriously, SwordN'Board Demos are fucking annoying)

Granted but then all demos go scot-res and sticky EVERY SINGLE DOOR POSSIBLE

I wish McDonalds never existed

Posted: **31 May 2010, 02:06**

Granted, but Burger King (Worse IMO) takes over every McDonalds.

I wish I could stay on vacation instead of going to school.

Posted: **31 May 2010, 09:30**

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:
I wish I could stay on vacation instead of going to school.

Granted, but the vacation spots are all Burger King.

All of them.

I wish that I had a pool full of magic.

Posted: **31 May 2010, 10:21**

BAMF wrote:I wish that I had a pool full of magic.

Granted. The pool is drained of magic by the government.

I wish I had Batman's superpower. (CoughMoneyCough)

Posted: **01 Jun 2010, 09:59**

PhrozenFlame wrote:
BAMF wrote:I wish that I had a pool full of magic.
Granted. The pool is drained of magic by the government.

I wish I had Batman's superpower. (CoughMoneyCough)

Granted but it's all counterfiet

I wish for nothing

Posted: **01 Jun 2010, 10:57**

Granted, you die of starvation.

I wish for a Commodore 64.

Posted: **01 Jun 2010, 01:29**

Granted but you cant afford to buy any games

I wish for a harem of every girl I ever had a crush on, no strings attached (I.e They wouldn't have BF's)

Posted: **01 Jun 2010, 03:11**

Wish granted, turns out the girls were puppets not actual women look like you have that talent of picking up Puppet girls not live one.

I wish there was no spies(French and or gendered) to sap my sentry

Posted: **01 Jun 2010, 08:31**

Granted. Kan sey-lo mevek, bi kinlo walik.

I wish i knew what I just said.

Posted: **01 Jun 2010, 09:01**

Granted, but the nature of what you just said was forbidden so you are killed by a random cult.

I wish the gunboats replaced the Misc. slot for the soldier instead of the shotgun.

Posted: **01 Jun 2010, 10:49**

PhrozenFlame wrote:
I wish the gunboats replaced the Misc. slot for the soldier instead of the shotgun.

Granted but the Gentleman medal will cease to exist if does

I wish Tao wasn't Taokaka

Posted: **02 Jun 2010, 09:33**

TheBlindKhezu wrote:
PhrozenFlame wrote:
I wish the gunboats replaced the Misc. slot for the soldier instead of the shotgun.
Granted but the Gentleman medal will cease to exist if does

I wish Tao wasn't Taokaka

Granted but....i dunno what happens

I wish ~ was *

Posted: **02 Jun 2010, 11:45**

Granted but you die anyway

I wish I could think of a wish

Posted: **02 Jun 2010, 05:01**

Granted, but it's to late and you didn't want to double post, and had to wait for me to.

I wish summer vacation had already started.

Posted: **02 Jun 2010, 06:29**

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:I wish summer vacation had already started.

Ok, but because of the school year being two weeks shorter, the 2010-11 school year is twice as long, thanks a lot, you couldn't do it next summer when I'd be out of high school.

I wish I wish upon a fish.

Posted: **03 Jun 2010, 09:25**

Link wrote:.

I wish I wish upon a fish.

Granted, prepare to be filleted! Anyone for fresh seafood?

I wish that I had the power to teleport

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