Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Tampashrew]

Granted but it's wish made by me in a special kind of way that makes me a dick according to everyone else.

I wish Celtic would shove a wheel of cheddar cheese up his ass.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted. But... uhhh....

I wish we would change topics.

[Celtic]

Kinky.

I wish Dept. would stay on topic.

[Dick Trickle]

granted but the topic is loli porn, something Dept knows way to much about :P

I wish I was Ryan Seacrest.

[Riftoff]

Granted, but your new wish sucks.

I wish this wish didn't require a meta answer.

[Dick Trickle]

Granted but now it also requires a rotten tomatoes answer.


I wish.

[FierySnake]

You wished for nothing

I wish that people give me keys for my crates in tf2 for free

[Dick Trickle]

Congrats, you just unlocked more crates.


I wish I was involved with NASCAR

[Zarik]

Granted but then you become a driver then crash into the wall and burn a horrible fiery death

I wish Dept. wouldn't Derail this thread as well as fiery snake :/

[Dick Trickle]

Granted, now you do

I wish that the above wish wasn't false but rather maybe a half truth.

[Tampashrew]

Granted, Zarik only derails the thread half the time but now you derail it the other half.

I wish I knew the answers to certain questers that have been nagging at my mind.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, other questions from your pehnis start nagging you

I wish i kept the key instead of trading it to Zarik and he got the pain train xDDD

[Celtic]

Granted, but you get the pain train but due to a glitch you then lose the pain train and are left with nothing.


I wish for the wish to end all stupid wishes about wishing for wishes.

That really sounds wierd to say out loud.

[Ohnoez]

Wish Granted


I wish to have sunglasses and a leather jacket and to walk away from an exploding building within a safe distance

[FierySnake]

Unfortunately, A movie director did the exact same thing, two miles away from you, and when he said ACTION, you got caught in the explosion.


I wish my TF2 backpack is more interesting

[Link]

Fine, but by more interesting, your backpack only has one slot and the only way to get to the next item in your inventory is to delete that item. Therefore you are not able to wear one of your 3 hats while you kill people with your homewhrecker.

I wish I wish upon another fish.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, you has another fish that eats the other fish

I wish i can tell people that they should just "STOP... In the name of love!"

[Tampashrew]

Granted but your shot for using such a reference.

I wish that 28 Months later could be released and it would be epic.

[FierySnake]

Granted, but it was so epic that you sucided after watching the movie because you want to join them.


I wish that I need a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now, I wish that airplane in the night sky like shooting star, I only need a wish right now.

[Dick Trickle]

Granted your wish is that you live forever, but since this wish has to be corrupted you find a way to die instead.

I wish I had a Harem

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted. Ever here of School Days?
I'll give you a hint NSFW: Click to View

I wish the people who pressed the NSFW tag above this were prepared.

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted. Ever here of School Days?

Oh yeah, thread rules and shit uh...





Granted but they all prepared by reading through Tokyo Red Hood. I'd post an image as well but I can't think of a single page that I read that doesn't violate a forum rule.

I wish I could unread Tokyo Red Hood.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but at the price of having to watch Boku no Pico everyday for the rest of you life.

I wish for apples.

[FierySnake]

Granted, but one landed in you face, giving you a concussion.

I wish that I am a billionaire, so fricking bad.

[Dick Trickle]

Congrats, you're a billionaire in Zimbabwe. Now you have enough money to buy a half a sandwich.

I wish I had a girl who liked me.

(BTW I Like fat girls)

[Ohnoez]

Granted, you suffocate while having sex with a supposedly "chubby girl" by your standars

I wish be part cyborg

[Dick Trickle]

Congrats, now you get hacked GITS style.

I wish for a one night stand!

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, enjoy your new std.

I wish I wont regret the amount I eat this thanksgiving.

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted, that self esteem was holding you back anyways.

I wish I didn't have do shit tomorrow.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

I wish I didn't have do shit tomorrow.

Granted, but at the cost of not being able to do shit. You sit idly for 24 hours.

I wish I could juggle chainsaws successfully.