Corrupt-a-Wish!

[FierySnake]

I have to be, the only way I know how to use them is being smug about it. How often can you use "juxtaposed" in your daily life?

The answer is 7 if you're smug about it.

I wish I could have my cake, and eat it, too.

Granted, You eat the cake and fall asleep.

I wish I have cable -_-!

[Ohnoez]

Granted, as soon as you wish for cable a new techanologmahgy is invented by Japan and makes cable obsolete and useless

I wish i had cream gravy and a steak on a plate

[FierySnake]

GRanted, you fell asleep and a spy backstab you -_-!

I wish left for dead 2 does not crash on me! -_-

[Zarik]

GRanted, you fell asleep and a spy backstab you -_-!

I wish left for dead 2 does not crash on me! -_-

This is an easy one :P. Granted but all your other games crash when you start up

I wish I said a real wish

[Link]

Ok, but the you didn't say a nonreal wish therefore leading you away from imaginary numbers. Since there would be no "i" in your wish, i squared would never equal -1, so your computer would blow up while it tries to find a negative number so you wasted your real wish getting a computer because the nonreality killed it.

I wish I had a hat that had heard of a history of Harry's horrible hearing.

[FOOL]

Off topic here I used juxtaposed all the time in my real life, I do so enjoy confounding people with ostentatious pedantic psychobabble.

Granted, but It did not remember any details.

I wish rude had not abandoned hopes for Fool's Gold.

[FierySnake]

Off topic here I used juxtaposed all the time in my real life, I do so enjoy confounding people with ostentatious pedantic psychobabble.

Granted, but It did not remember any details.

I wish rude had not abandoned hopes for Fool's Gold.

Granted, but he then died trying to recover Fool's Gold

I wished that People can do this in real life!

[Ohnoez]

Granted, then scientists try to discover another way to make a facial expression but word gets out of this project which makes major countries attack each other for the best facial expression and a nuke is launched that has face on it and it destroys the world by making this huge mushroom cloud that has an awesome face on it

I wish to have a klondike bar

[Dick Trickle]

You had to kill someone for and are now in jail for life.



I wish for Twilight to go away

[BAMF]

Twilight goes into you, you are now an annoying vampire, congrats!!!

I wish I could conjure up shit. Not like, Harry Potter, I mean I want to conjure up pointless stuff. Like coffee tables and boots that are a size too big. Nothing that could end the world, only tires and junk.

[Tampashrew]

Granted but then you conjure too many things, creating massive piles of unneeded garbage on the planet.

I wish Adult Swim would stop making games.

[Ohnoez]

1. WHYY?? Their games are awesome!!
2. Granted, then pixar takes over their games and modifies them to be impressionable to little babies.

I wish to walk away from an explosion with a leather jacket and sunglasses

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but you were too close. Turns out cool guys who don't look at explosions are most likely to be killed by them.

I wish I didn't have to worry so much about the file size of the image projects I partake in.

[FierySnake]

By not worrying, your computer crashed >|:3


I wished that I have awesome skills !

[Tampashrew]

Granted but since your awesome, that automatically makes everyone awesomer than you.

I wish FierySnake knew how to use proper tenses for his words.

I wish that I have awesome skills!

[t00bz]

granted, but then he gets smart and the world ends...cause that's never gonna happen
XD

I wish i could finish this english paragraph thing

[FierySnake]

granted, but then you got an F!

I wish cC is bigger.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, everyone becomes "bigger" and then all male cC members flaunt it and taunt it at clubs and work places thus having no time to be online on the forums and other games

I wish to pop, lock, and drop it

[FierySnake]

Granted, You pop the soda which the cap landed hard on your face. You lock the door, so you can't get in, and you drop a bomb, that which exploded.

I wish Zombie existed, and I am the hero who kills them.

[Zarik]

Granted but then you get to full of yourself and one of your friends shoot you in the face because they get tired of you taking all the glory

I wish Wishes were real

[BAMF]

granted, someone wishes you get stabbed in the face

I wish I was an autistic math savant.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but you have no ability to comprehend language, so your talents are never discovered.

I wish I literary genius, with profound comprehension of many language, and irresistible writing style.

[FierySnake]

Granted: Your irristible writing skills attracted hot girls, but also attracted the horde which infected you.

I wished I CAN GO SUPER SAIYAN

[Tampashrew]

Granted but you are killed by the government while you sleep so they can learn from your body.

I wish everyday was saturday.

[FierySnake]

Since everyday is satuday, humans are dumb from lack of schools.

I wish, cC had more events.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, cC has more events that no one goes to...

I wish i can dance like the Poreotics (if you don't know search it up on youtube)

[Dick Trickle]

Granted but you die in a freak Dance accident

I wish I had the voice of Freddie Mercury and the Songwriting talents of Bob Dylan

[Dick Trickle]

I wish everyday was saturday.

Granted but you get Muted every day

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but you have the body of Gabe Newell.

I wish for ham. Lots and lots of ham.

[Celtic]

You get charged with the raping of a adolescent.

I wish that the wish of the next person involved cheddar cheese.