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If you wrote a movie...

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What would it be about?
Who would you cast?

Mine would be about a pair of mischievous doughnut-shop cashiers from Ireland (Ben Stein and Mike Judge) who are caught making adult films starring their boss' (Tommy Wiseau) wife (Uma Thurman). They would sell the doughnuts used in the filming back to the customers.
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A-hem

Cast:Several dogs and 3 cats. Starring Adam West.
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My movie would fall under the category of an adult movie.
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Cat's Cradle needs to become a movie. That would be the movie I would write.

Also, I think a movie about the weather becoming uncontrollable and devastating the world, after the poles switch or something. One day there would be floods, the next the sun would be blocked off by rain clouds. It could be a pretty cool movie, as long as they strayed away from "Guns All Day Erryday" and whatnot that seems to ruin a lot of action movies.
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A movie that has explosions :D :respek: :respek: :ssfrogout: ,and with no plot of charterers, just explosions.
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FierySnake wrote:A movie that has explosions :D :respek: :respek: :ssfrogout: ,and with no plot of charterers, just explosions.
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I know!! a movie with people doing moronic things such as pranks and injuries to themselves and i can call it... ASSHOLE and we can get like a bunch of random douchebags make them rich and have no dignity at all to just make fun of themselves and hurt each other this would make billions!
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LaN wrote:
FierySnake wrote:A movie that has explosions :D :respek: :respek: :ssfrogout: ,and with no plot of charterers, just explosions.
Go to bed Michael Bay
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iqrwogbifsffksa;fhriewerhwktlrjkfl;ashjksafk;s Those are the words that I made punching my keyboard imagining that it was Fiery Snake's ignorance.

Anyway, my movie would be called "The Great Trek" and it would star Jesus Christ as the Ghost of Rasputin; Jason Statham as the Voice of Reason; John Stamos as Punch Rockgroin; and the Ghost of Rasputin as Jesus Christ.

Script will be all improved.
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My film would be lol so random XD
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pretty sure we all can agree that this movie pitch is the best of all time and i would devote my life to making this a movie.

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A bunch of people sitting around a table playing D&D. No special effects, it doesnt go into a fantasy world, its just them playing the game and doing stupid/funny shit for 2 hours. Like Jackass, but funny.
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Joe's Crab Shack wrote:A bunch of people sitting around a table playing D&D. No special effects, it doesnt go into a fantasy world, its just them playing the game and doing stupid/funny shit for 2 hours. Like Jackass, but funny.
thats ounds like http://live.lordkat.com on sunday nights :D
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Dick Trickle wrote:
Joe's Crab Shack wrote:A bunch of people sitting around a table playing D&D. No special effects, it doesnt go into a fantasy world, its just them playing the game and doing stupid/funny shit for 2 hours. Like Jackass, but funny.
thats ounds like http://live.lordkat.com on sunday nights :D
No because thats scripted. Im talking about having them not know they're being filmed so they act as natural as they normally would and making it into a movie. Hell, if i started recording my D&D sessions i could probably make a fortune off my brother alone.
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FierySnake wrote:
LaN wrote:
FierySnake wrote:A movie that has explosions :D :respek: :respek: :ssfrogout: ,and with no plot of charterers, just explosions.
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FierySnake wrote:
LaN wrote:
FierySnake wrote:A movie that has explosions :D :respek: :respek: :ssfrogout: ,and with no plot of charterers, just explosions.
Go to bed Michael Bay
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