How the Person Above you Dies

[thedoghouse]

Takes a trip to new york and packs the wrong clothes

runs into the woods with only a switchblade and gets mauled by 12 angry bears

You do know what BAMF stands for right?

[t00bz]

gets killed by commie squids in helicopters

and no i do not...
=/

[Tampashrew]

(It stands for BadAss MoFo)

Assassinated by the league of extraordinary BAMFs.

[t00bz]

ooohhhhh ok

gets killed by a drunk cement driver

[Zarik]

ooohhhhh ok

gets killed by a drunk cement driver

Gets killed by a piano dropping on your head while 2 piano movers are trying to move it to an apartment building useing a very thin rope then everyone just laughed at you cause you died that way

[Tampashrew]

Stabbed to death by an unruly mob of original people.

[scottlind1]

was given his very own portal gun. so one day he went to the top of a sky scraper shot a portal at the ground below and jumped off. on his way down he shot a portal on the side of the sky scraper. he then continued to fall til he went through the portal on the ground, launching him out of the on on the side of the sky scraper, launching him forward from about 20 stories up, with such a high velocity that he continued to fly through the air for a good 700 meter, till he landed in a wood chipper.

[Kittylipstikk]

Died from over exposure of himself

[Dick Trickle]

Dies from lack of TF2

You do know what BAMF stands for right?

Big Ass Mother****ers

and Tom Servo is the bastard love child of Reb Brown and Pierre Kirby

[t00bz]

gets killed by a race car when it goes flying for no apparent reason at him

[Tampashrew]

gets killed by a beer bottle when it goes flying for no apparent reason at him.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Killed for starting internet arguments as a profession.

[Zarik]

Forced to watch Japanese anime in Japanese and his eyeball's end up falling out or bleeding out causing him to bleed to death (and if Dept. Likes anime then he watches what he thinks is bad anime)

[MrKerplunkers]

Gets kicked in the face. By a huge fucking knife.

Also, I think dept. Watches anime exclusively in Japanese with subtitles. He's probably part of the "lul dubs r gai" crowd.

[Kittylipstikk]

Walking down the street he nearly gets run over by a bus full of circus clowns, crushed by a piano, and eaten alive by ravenous zombies, only to get home and die by choking on a potato chip from laughing hysterically at youtube videos while eating.

[Riftoff]

Mauled by Chihuahuas and Pomeranians.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Trolls until he dies of natural causes. Caused by knives!

[t00bz]

is beaned by a molotov, that proceeds to land at his feet

[thedoghouse]

killed by logic

is beaned by a molotov, that proceeds to land at his feet

...Wouldn't it break if it beaned him?

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Gets kicked in the face. By a huge fucking knife.

Also, I think dept. Watches anime exclusively in Japanese with subtitles. He's probably part of the "lul dubs r gai" crowd.

Lucky star and ryder, and that's all I got to say about that.

Everyone go fall in a fucking pit of lava. (including doghouse)

[scottlind1]

fell in a "fucking" pit of lava

[Kittylipstikk]

Dies from being ninja'd by a flying video game case!

[Link]

Once you got owned by the kitty in your signature, your own kitty dumped you for playing with another one. After going through the 15 stages of depression (yes, there are 8 more) you finally decide that you wanted to be with your cat again. Finding him/her after 3 years of searching, the kitty ran and ran from its previous owner. After the car chase, you chased it to a blimp and jumped after it, out of the blimp with the kitty. Once in freefall the kitty manages to claw out of your grasp and you fall to your doom. Not really actually, you manage to survive with multiple fractures. The kitty the survives without a scratch by strecthing its limbs and landing on you, next to a cliff. It runs for freedom as an ambulence comes, paramedics have tragedies on that cliff once every week so they check often. When they got you on, they stumbled across a rock, the back door opens, and you roll out into the ravine...

[Kittylipstikk]

If said person had a kitty, then maybe, but since said person did not her dog sniffed you out in Cali. When you opened the door the dog stood up and punched you in the face, PWND! Then dragged you out of your house into the hospital. When night fell you remained in an alternate dimension where a young girl sought revenge on you for burning her, thus you die!

[Zora]

Dies from playing WoW for 3 days straight.

[Kittylipstikk]

Dies from playing WoW for 3 days straight.

I lol'd :P

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Dies for not killing Mr.Zora

[Tampashrew]

Slaughtered by a gamer who enjoys watching Adult Men fight each other (WWE).

[Ohnoez]

Dies by burning underwater in Alaska

[Kittylipstikk]

killed when he fell from a balcony during an attack of stray monkeys