Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but now your life is meaningless without Touhou music so you pick up skydiving to fill in the void and your parachute wont open!

I wish Iowa would give us our tiny piece of land back!

[thedoghouse]

Granted, but now your life is meaningless without Touhou music so you pick up skydiving to fill in the void and your parachute wont open!

I wish Iowa would give us our tiny piece of land back!

granted but we take the rest of it and let you have that tiny piece of land

I wish for CORN

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted. In another thread, it kills you.

I wish my headphones didn't start to hurt after 3 hours.

[Ohnoez]

Granted. In another thread, it kills you.

I wish my headphones didn't start to hurt after 3 hours.

Granted your ears when you wear your headphones for 1 hour

I wish i knew the story of Thursday getting muted

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, you're disappointed on how anti-climatic the story actually is.

I wish that it was cooler outside.

[Sno]

Granted, that the next ice age begins.

I wish all my dead relatives were back with me.

[thedoghouse]

Granted, that the next ice age begins.

I wish all my dead relatives were back with me.

seriously? I almost feel bad for the obvious corruption of this wish

Granted. But the decomposed and the government takes away your walking dirt that you clam to be your relatives to preform horrible tests on them while they send you to an insane asylum where you kill yourself somehow using a strait jacket and those bouncy walls

didn't see that one coming did you?

I wish modern music didn't suck

[Ohnoez]

seriously? I almost feel bad for the obvious corruption of this wish

Granted. But the decomposed and the government takes away your walking dirt that you clam to be your relatives to preform horrible tests on them while they send you to an insane asylum where you kill yourself somehow using a strait jacket and those bouncy walls

didn't see that one coming did you?

I wish modern music didn't suck

Done, you end up starting a riot with pre teens who want to hear good music that insinuates sex,drugs,partying, or booty


I wish that a wish was a wish in the wishy washy world of wishtopia with two more wishes to wish more wishes of wishness

[blotzor]

Granted. While your wish whimsically comes true, all the future wishes wished for by your royal wishiness end up withdrawing walls from within your white washroom. When this happens, the house whams you into a waffle and you wail in pain. Your wrist watch also explodes into woeful Walrus mustache.

I wish I had a non-woeful, stylish walrus mustache.

[Ohnoez]

Granted. While your wish whimsically comes true, all the future wishes wished for by your royal wishiness end up withdrawing walls from within your white washroom. When this happens, the house whams you into a waffle and you wail in pain. Your wrist watch also explodes into woeful Walrus mustache.

I wish I had a non-woeful, stylish walrus mustache.

Granted people think your from the early 1900s


I wish politics worked the same way as toastyking and his wrench

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but now everyone wants to be a politician and everything else starts breaking down.

I wish Doghouse didnt make us wait 5+ mins to setup his "greatest fireworks" thing that lead us getting killed! >:(

[thedoghouse]

Ragin you're doin it wrong

Granted. but I kill you all with a shotgun

I wish that I knew what to wish for

[Ohnoez]

Ragin you're doin it wrong

Granted. but I kill you all with a shotgun

I wish that I knew what to wish for

Someone didnt corrupt my wish either im not complaining

Granted, you waste a wish


I wish there was a zombie apocalypse and cC members band together to kill them while someone video tapes it

[thedoghouse]

Granted. but you die first (not to mention you're an idiot, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE VIDEO THE WORLD IS ENDING)

I wish I wished for what I learned to wish for in my previous wish

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but you lose all your fingers, and are never ever ever tell us what is it you would wish for.

I wish we would realize that wishing is impractical.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but then all humanity loses hope and nothing gets accomplished.

I wish bullets could heal people!

[Zarik]

Granted, but then all humanity loses hope and nothing gets accomplished.

I wish bullets could heal people!

Granted but now mediguns kill people and when medics try to heal their teammates their teammates die causing more men to be sent to war and more money to be paid and will financially ruin the economy because bullets aint cheap! (and neither are needles!)

I wish my last corrupt wasn't so long ..

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, all those leading up quadruple in size.

I wish the sun's radiation didn't harm my epidermis.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but now the sun's radiation affects your insides twice as fast.

I wish for eternal darkness.

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, you go blind.

I wish I was a .

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted you are dissembled for military research.

I wish I wasn't so fucking bored.

Attachment related. I did it. Because I was bored. It's Cirno, >.>

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, you transform into Cirno (Those new lady parts will keep you busy).

I wish that last corrupt didn't sound disturbing.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Impossible, you forgot that Cirno's body is the equivalent to a 13-year-old's.

I wish Phrozen wasn't a secret pedophile.

[TheBlindKhezu]

granted, due to redundant looking like Cirno makes him a potential rape victim of Phrozen obsession.

I wish i was related to Vlad the impaler so i can strike fear into people i don't like

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, you become his great-great-great-great-great-grandfather and die of old age instantly.

I wish Redundant would stop spreading rumors about me. (Since I'm not obsessed with lolis)

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

Granted, but I continue to spread the truth about you. (kidding)

I wish that I could figure out how to apply XP3 patch files to GBA files so I could play my hacked fire red in English.

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted, but you can now only read Japanese.

I wish the refs in the world cup actually a had single functioning eye between them all.

[Taedium]

Granted, but you can now only read Japanese.

I wish the refs in the world cup actually a had single functioning eye between them all.

Granted. But the refs begin to fight over control of it and end up dropping it in a gutter.

I wish I could create anything with only my mind.

[BAMF]

Granted. But the refs begin to fight over control of it and end up dropping it in a gutter.

I wish I could create anything with only my mind.

You decide to test the limits by creating a universe inside your pocket. This universe begins unexpectedly, with a big bang, still in your pocket. The big bang causes the universe to rapidly expand, crushing you.

I wish that I was made of swords

[thedoghouse]

granted. but after being inside and outside of so many different people and in so many different places you lodge yourself into a stone, and never, EVER, come out

I wish I could shoot lazorz out of my eyes when I wanted to and ONLY when I wanted to