Corrupt-a-Wish!

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I wish I had unlimited amounts of TNT

Fine, but a thief stole 9 million tons of it, left it in France and detonated it, blowing the whole nation sky high. FBI track it back to the US and Great Britain, Spain, Russia, Germany, China, and Japan launch all their nuclear warheads on to the US, specifically where Trilby lives.

I wish Ganon would stay dead when I kill him, and me and Zelda would live happily ever after with all the monsters gone and without fear of diseases since there are none in Hyrule.

[MrKerplunkers]

I wish Ganon would stay dead when I kill him, and me and Zelda would live happily ever after with all the monsters gone and without fear of diseases since there are none in Hyrule.

Granted, but with nothing to do the Zelda franchise turns into Harvest Moon.

I wish my English ancestors weren't such pussies and defeated the French in the 100 Year War so I wouldn't have to study for French.

[thedoghouse]

Granted. but by changing history you were never born

I wish that I was Batman!

[Ohnoez]

Granted. but by changing history you were never born

I wish that I was Batman!

Done, but you die from Joker's antics


I wish i had the power to shoot lightning out of my hands

[MrKerplunkers]

Granted. but by changing history you were never born

I wish that I was Batman!

Done, but you die from Joker's antics


I wish i had the power to shoot lightning out of my hands

Granted, but during an intense meat stroking session you lose control of your powers and cook your little friend into a pig on a blanket with Dijon mustard.

I wish C- Span didn't suck.

[Trilby]

I wish I had unlimited amounts of TNT

Fine, but a thief stole 9 million tons of it, left it in France and detonated it, blowing the whole nation sky high. FBI track it back to the US and Great Britain, Spain, Russia, Germany, China, and Japan launch all their nuclear warheads on to the US, specifically where Trilby lives.

I wish Ganon would stay dead when I kill him, and me and Zelda would live happily ever after with all the monsters gone and without fear of diseases since there are none in Hyrule.

Huh they must have made a fuck up I live in canda

Granted, but during an intense meat stroking session you lose control of your powers and cook your little friend into a pig on a blanket with Dijon mustard.

I wish C- Span didn't suck.

Granted but everything else begins to suck for you
I wish I was permantly on fire

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish I was permantly on fire

Granted. But someone throws a bottle of piss at you in the attempt to put it out.

I wish I was a Whale Shark.

[Trilby]

I wish I was permantly on fire

Granted. But someone throws a bottle of piss at you in the attempt to put it out.

I wish I was a Whale Shark.

Gratned But you get killed by whale hunters and have all your teeth inplanted into a giant lobster

I wish valve wasn't such dicks

[Trilby]

I wish I was permantly on fire

Granted. But someone throws a bottle of piss at you in the attempt to put it out.

I wish I was a Whale Shark.

Gratned But you get killed by whale hunters and have all your teeth inplanted into a giant lobster

I wish valve wasn't such dicks

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish valve wasn't such dicks

Granted, but every other company out there goes by Valve Time now.

I wish that when I eat a sandwich all my wounds would heal.

p.s. ZOMG DOUBLE POST?!

[thedoghouse]

granted, but the government gives you a poisoned sandwich after you go on a massive sandwich eating spree

I wish I was a fish

[Trilby]

granted, but the government gives you a poisoned sandwich after you go on a massive sandwich eating spree

I wish I was a fish

Granted but then you get eaten by a shark

I wish I got shot in the head

[Ohnoez]

granted, but the government gives you a poisoned sandwich after you go on a massive sandwich eating spree

I wish I was a fish

Granted but then you get eaten by a shark

I wish I got shot in the head

Granted, but you fail at killing yourself so your forced to be a vegetable

I wish i had kool aid

[hln.LAW]

I wish i had kool aid

Granted, but the makers gave you a new flavor to test: Piss and Puke


I wish I had a working Lightsaber

[BAMF]

I wish I had a working Lightsaber

Granted, but now you have to deal with Jar Jar Binks all day.

I wish that pasta-flavored spaghetti was a thing.

[Ohnoez]

Granted, but now you have to deal with Jar Jar Binks all day.

I wish that pasta-flavored spaghetti was a thing

Done, but no one likes pasta-flavored spaghetti then nobody makes it anymore

I wish i can headbutt doghouse

[hln.LAW]

I wish i can headbutt doghouse

Granted, but in retaliation he knee's you in the balls, ensuring your sterility to this day

I wish I had 3 wishes

[Ohnoez]

I wish I had 3 wishes

Done, you spend all three wishes on hookers

I wish i didnt have to go to school and still have an education

[VillageSavant]

I wish I had 3 wishes

I wish i didnt have to go to school and still have an education

Done, but after receiving your GED out of a cracker-jack box you get a papercut and bleed to death.


I wish I could whip cash out of my pant pockets with just thought alone.

[thedoghouse]

Granted. you get thrown in jail for counterfiting and get butt-raped to death

I wish Ragin Asian's mom had gone through with that abortion

[PhrozenFlame]

Granted, but since you influenced this wish, YOU have to give birth to Ragin.

I wish I got mod status.

[thedoghouse]

Granted. but then the ammount of spam increases to 200 spammers a day, it gets to be too much for you and you go crazy

I wish I had everything

[Trilby]

Granted. but then the ammount of spam increases to 200 spammers a day, it gets to be too much for you and you go crazy

I wish I had everything

Granted but then you drown in a giant pile of dog terds

I wish I was a high admin

[thedoghouse]

Granted. but you quickly lose it do to many complaints

I wish I had more ideas of what to wish for

[Trilby]

Granted. but you quickly lose it do to many complaints

I wish I had more ideas of what to wish for

Complaints about me? Naaaaaaaah

Granted but then you have too many ideas

I wish I wasn't so hurt emotionaly *plays violin*

[thedoghouse]

Granted. You're violin combusts in your hands, you catch fire and die

I wish that I was more awesome

[Vengeful Sinz]

I wish that I was more awesome

Granted, but you live a life of loneliness because everyone thinks you are too awesome to be around and make them look bad by comparison.

I wish Doghouse could see the light that NE > IA.

P.S. DOUBLE POST!?!

[thedoghouse]

Granted. but only after Russia conquered Nebraska

I wish I was a watermelon owl

[Vengeful Sinz]

Granted, but I got hungry and ate the watermelon owl.

BUWAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a hundred dollars!

[BAMF]

I wish I had a hundred dollars!

It is stolen by Ballon Hitler and replaced with Nazi Shurikens, so when you reach into your pocket you bleed to death.

I wish that I lived in an Old West world like in Red Dead Redemption, but I'm bulletproof.