Last Person to Post in this Thread gets $100

[Vengeful Sinz]

The $100 will be mine!

[Jimmy TwoTimes]

Nuh uh! Its mine!

[Vengeful Sinz]

Sir, I think you are sadly mistaken. That $100 would most certainly be mine.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

You're all be retarded, their is non-point in try to win, it's unpossible.

Because I'm going to

[Daedalus]

Sorry, I just won.

[PhrozenFlame]

Sorry, but I just made sure you didn't win.

[Vengeful Sinz]

KA-WIN!

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

[gervangster]

hmm ill do it for the lawls

[Vengeful Sinz]

going to lol to victory!

[Riftoff]

POST POST PSOT!!!

[PhrozenFlame]

You may need to explain what this "Psot" thing is, as most of us have no idea.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

People Stop Opening Toasters!!!

PSOT, a very common acronym among those with now the real threat toasters can cause.

"It's not just in the US, it's everywhere," said Dr. Kevin Willie, self-proclaimed 'Statistical Genius'. "It is an alarming trend, and only appears to be getting worse."

The number of toaster related deaths in the world this past year was 45. This is up 12 from last year, and up 15 from two years ago. The number of toaster related deaths in the US alone was 17, nearly a 7% increase over the past year. This year toasters have killed nearly ten times more people worldwide than the deadly polio virus, and no one disputes what a terrible plague polio has been on society.

"At the steep rate that toaster deaths are increasing, the entire human race may soon be wiped out," claimed Dr. Willie.

Most often, toaster deaths are caused by a lack of respect, and fear, for the common toaster.

"Toasters are programmed only to toast. They know nothing else. They feel no pain, they have no compassion. They will tear a man to pieces and cook him to a golden brown without a second thought," said Nathan Jones.

Nathan lost his wife and daughter in a toaster related incident four years ago and has been working to instill fear of toasters in all who he meets so that they will not have to relive his experience. "All they wanted was toast, but what they got was death," he often tells his audiences.

"People are lackadaisical, just putting bread and bagels into the toaster," said Dr. Jack Snow. "They don't even stop to think about how the toaster is really an unstoppable killing machine."

[thedoghouse]

The more I know........

[Vengeful Sinz]

The more he knows

[Divine Fate]

The more we know

[PhrozenFlame]

The more the ZOMBIES know.

[Dep. Redundency Dep.]

The More You Know! You people can't read for crap. Honestly.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Reading is for the intellectuals, I want to be ignorant of the facts! >: (

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!

[Toastyking]

Stalin was here.

[PhrozenFlame]

An Asian was here.

[giggles]

A Guyanese was here.

¬__¬

[AgeNt_]

i was here.

[PhrozenFlame]

A secret government agent WAS here, but he's not anymore. Now a Japanese is here.

[Vengeful Sinz]

An Irish person was here!

[Divine Fate]

You are here.

[PhrozenFlame]

I are somewhere.

He is not here.

She is AFK.

They are gone, yet you are here. Why?

[Toastyking]

Move the gear up, here.

[PhrozenFlame]

Put teleport here.

[Vengeful Sinz]

Engineer is credit to team!