No joke. Today at work I was portioning food and came across an oddly shaped chicken tender.
I was supposed to break it into smaller pieces but I left it as that shape cause I want so badly for a costumer to eat it. And feel very gay. If they're a guy.
Dick shaped tender
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Re: Dick shaped tender
OMG i will never eat chicken tenders ever again (or at least for a few months so i don't get it)
but that is kind of weird but kind of cool at the same time.
but that is kind of weird but kind of cool at the same time.
plz dont do what my avatar is doing ty
in l4d plz no pouncing. in tf2 plz no burning.
if u do this i will be very happy but i know it wont happen =(
in l4d plz no pouncing. in tf2 plz no burning.
if u do this i will be very happy but i know it wont happen =(
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Re: Dick shaped tender
I don't think I'll be able to eat at all.
Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.
Re: Dick shaped tender
I once worked in a bar kitchen. I went there on my night off to see my then girlfriend. Got some nachos. My friend cooking served it up with a penis carved from avocado and a cream cheese splurge in front of it.
It was pretty damn funny, but as a guy not wanting to feel gay I did not partake in the penis avocado.
It was pretty damn funny, but as a guy not wanting to feel gay I did not partake in the penis avocado.
This would be worth money if you had it in writing

