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Tell Me a Good Description, Win a (minimal) Prize! (ENDED)

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Recently, I have by happenstance come into the possession of a Hot Rod, as well as a description tag. Through the process of combining these two items, I wish to subtitle my hat in such a manner that shall make my enemies chortle upon them being utterly destroyed by my extreme skill. Unfortunately, I lack the imagination and creative prowess to procure a witty and fitting description.

I humbly ask my fellow gentlemen to provide for me a suitable descriptive phrase for such an accessory.
To make things more interesting, and to give some (minimal) incentive, I will give two crates to whoever's description I choose.

tl;dr: Tell me a description to give my Hot Rod, get two crates. If you accept this mission, you will be greatly commended on your performance. Good luck, agent. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
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Have a new crazy look, when you build something.
yes I suck.
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This Custom Painted UV shield protects my eyes from your Blinding Inadequacies.
Think of me what you will, I don't give a crap what you think about me. Nor will i change to please you.
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spleenter wrote:This Custom Painted UV shield protects my eyes from your Blinding Inadequacies.
That's pretty awesome, let's see if anyone can top that.
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The fury from my eyes is covered by my goggles, but that wasn't enough!
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The genuine Australian mask could not stop the raging, burning flames of my heart and soul
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right so, so far its between mine and lan's.
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Better, but Spleenter's is still the best.
Keep 'em coming, folks!

For inspiration and/or something to complement how high many of you undoubtedly are right now, I've made this video specially for you:


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This is a UV protection 8 x 6 in. Mask , made from Zinc, and painted with a combination of oil , water, and the color comes from melted jewels of Zimbabwe,Africa. I have 10 of these.
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i think only the first entry by a person should be judged.
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I'm just looking for the best description; if they have something that's better than what they came up with before, I'll take it.

I think I'll make the final decision sometime tomorrow, so if anybody else has a worthy description, soon would be a good time.
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The Flames of my mask, will burn all spy- crabs.
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My mask doubles as a blast shield while redirecting sunlight to blind you. No wonder you're dead. You had no chance to survive...
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The flames of my mask, represent the flames of Pyro's burning spy-crabs.
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Alright, since nobody was man enough to beat Spleenter's description, he is declared the winner.
Pick any two crates out of one #3, three #4, and one #5, and I'll give 'em to you next time you're on.
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OldManJenkins wrote:Alright, since nobody was man enough to beat Spleenter's description, he is declared the winner.
Pick any two crates out of one #3, three #4, and one #5, and I'll give 'em to you next time you're on.
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I was gonna say "If the demo had this he'd have both his eyes"
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