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??? (calculatedChaos' Religion)

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[00:04] Riftoff: Lets start our own religion
[00:07] PhrozenFlame: Wait, that's it
[00:07] PhrozenFlame: Our religion should leave all decisions up to the chatbox dice.
[00:07] Black_kero: chatbox is our god?
[00:07] PhrozenFlame: Yes


Religion Commandments:

All cC members must follow this religion.
Otherkin quiz is our rite of passage.
Dice Makes All Decisions.
Bronyism is not allowed.
Homosexuality is not allowed.
Anime is allowed, but looked down upon.
World ends in 2012.
Polygamy is allowed.
We have to Persecute Other Religions.
There is Heaven and Hell.
Heaven is Rad.
Hell is endless errors.
We have Sweet Bloody Hand rituals.
Giggles is not to be married.
Giggles can’t reach salvation and is damned.
Games are Allowed.
Holy Day: Wednesday.
We have no religious leader or Clergy.
Penis is Middle Ground.
Jalopenos are bad, but Aren’t the worst.
Chatbox is our only God.
"Penis is Middle Ground" is our religion's main phrase.
Riftoff is not our prophet.
Anime Conventions are portals to Hell.
Sodomy is allowed.
Ponies are not the true form of our Satan.
Our religion has a Bible.
Vegetarians are ok.
The name of our religion is a secret.
Psychics are real.
We are not all of the damned.
Kero is not a wizard, but is psychic.
Riftoff is not psychic.
Giro is not psychic.
Jake is not a hamburger.
Our names are two numbers.
We may not worship our God in public, build mouments or altars, or become assassins or thieves in it's name.
Riftoff is the chatbox's favorite disciple, but it hates his ideas.
Jake is our treasurer.
Our Holy Land is in the Middle East.
We should not kill Jews.
The Chatbox sees sleep as a sign of weakness, but necessary.
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Re: ??? (calculatedChaos' Religion)

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"Our names are two numbers."

Riftoff: 86
Denzo: 16
Giro: 71
Giggles: 44
Kero: 95
Krubby: 70
Kriegsmarine: 62
Zarik: 30
Fierysnake: 20
Tampashrew: 65
Lag King: 23
LaN: 79
Spleenter: 94
Haunwulf: 50
Kerplunkers: 96
Crocket: 49
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Hamboigah?

I have alllllllllllll the monies.
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My number is 70. On another note, any angry bronies should attack Kero for bending the rules to keep bronies out. The other holy monks are innocent.
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PhrozenFlame wrote: Giggles is not to be married.
Giggles can’t reach salvation and is damned.
(44): this religion sounds swell.
(44): why does chatbox hate me....
(44): screw you chatbox god and your damn errors.
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How do we get our two number for a name?
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FierySnake wrote:How do we get our two number for a name?
Ask your local Chat God for additional information
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Add 20 - FierySnake

Asked the chatbox and he gave me instructions
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I am 79
also I'm am an ice dragon.
That is the super greatest.
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What happens if someone rolls the same number as someone else? Does that mean that they roll again
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Zarik wrote:What happens if someone rolls the same number as someone else? Does that mean that they roll again
Ask the Local Chat God for more information.
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I have passed my rites and am now reborn as 96, Great Dragon Fairy of the Long Isles.
I also propose that we initiate those too young to undertake The Pilgrimage of Otherkins by baptizing them in a mix of Vodka and Gamefuel. At the age of 13 they shall partake in an ironic internet quiz communion.
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MrKerplunkers wrote:I have passed my rites and am now reborn as 96, Great Dragon Fairy of the Long Isles.
I also propose that we initiate those too young to undertake The Pilgrimage of Otherkins by baptizing them in a mix of Vodka and Gamefuel. At the age of 13 they shall partake in an ironic internet quiz communion.
Wasn't Game Fuel that disgusting Mountain Dew made for Halo 3?
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Re: ??? (calculatedChaos' Religion)

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FierySnake wrote:
Zarik wrote:What happens if someone rolls the same number as someone else? Does that mean that they roll again
Ask the Local Chat God for more information.
Make your own original jokes, Lazy.
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MrKerplunkers wrote:baptizing them in a mix of Vodka and Gamefuel..
Delicious holy water.
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And this, maybe? Image
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welp, 49
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With the revival of our Temple and Oracle and the sacred day haven't just begun, I, 70, believe now would be a grand time to bump this. I just noticed that Pipes doesn't have a number yet. He has until the next harvest moon to receive his true name lest he be banished from cC eternally.
holy shit this happened almost two years ago
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krubby wrote:With the revival of our Temple and Oracle and the sacred day haven't just begun, I, 70, believe now would be a grand time to bump this. I just noticed that Pipes doesn't have a number yet. He has until the next harvest moon to receive his true name lest he be banished from cC eternally.
holy shit this happened almost two years ago
world ended in 2012 Mr. 77, that's why this doesn't exist anymore.

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[15:37] _Pipeline: Lord President Doctor Professor Chatbox God, bestow upon me whichever two numbers Thou deems't me worthy of
[15:38] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 2d9 and gets 2,2.
[15:38] _Pipeline: 22
[15:39] krubby: ur doing it wrong! you did not include the digit 0!
[15:42] _Pipeline: well it means my number is 22 or 4
[15:42] _Pipeline: Reroll? y/n
[15:43] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 1d2 and gets 1.
[15:43] _Pipeline: okay then I have to try again
[15:43] _Pipeline: but it still counted as "two numbers"
[15:43] _Pipeline: according to the gospel of giro
[15:44] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 1d100 and gets 77.
[15:44] _Pipeline: welp
[15:44] _Pipeline: there can be only one 77
[15:44] ChatBot: _Pipeline rolls 1d100 and gets 31.

Yep.
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PhrozenFlame wrote: Sodomy is allowed.

Buuuuutt Stuuuuuuuuff.
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PhrozenFlame wrote:Homosexuality is not allowed.
Alright. That's it. Haun, LaN, Kriegsmarine, Zarik. Pack up your fucking bags right now.

You have 2 hours to clear off your desks and scoot before the gay police are dispatched to remove you by force.
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The Religious Commandments Hath wrote:Otherkin quiz is our rite of passage.
I know there are those here who haven't taken it. Someone retrive the holy scripture from the dark depths of the internet so that our rites can be delivered.
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I was searching around for it earlier today but couldn't find it.
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_Pipeline wrote:
PhrozenFlame wrote:Homosexuality is not allowed.
Alright. That's it. Haun, LaN, Kriegsmarine, Zarik. Pack up your fucking bags right now.

You have 2 hours to clear off your desks and scoot before the gay police are dispatched to remove you by force.
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Kriegsmarine wrote:
_Pipeline wrote:
PhrozenFlame wrote:Homosexuality is not allowed.
Alright. That's it. Haun, LaN, Kriegsmarine, Zarik. Pack up your fucking bags right now.

You have 2 hours to clear off your desks and scoot before the gay police are dispatched to remove you by force.
says the guy with silk in his name
It's part of the Paper Tetrarchy. Shiggidy diggity-dig-DEAL WITH IT.
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Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name
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Haunwulf wrote:
Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name
9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous: viewtopic.php?f=43&t=28647&p=80733#p80733
9:08 PM - Zarik: saw\
9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous: Post this
9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous:
Haunwulf wrote:
Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name
9:08 PM - Haun Pholvous: I like chains :{}
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Zarik wrote:
Haunwulf wrote:
Kriegsmarine wrote: says the guy with silk in his name
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