For reasons unknown to nearly everyone Captain Angry bought me a pizza! It's probably because he is so rich and I am so poor and he felt bad for me, but I like to imagine it's like the plot line for the box office sensation Pay It Forward, only better.
Which means that I now have to pay this pizza forward. So, the first person to send me their address get's my mouse.
edit: also, yes I know I am all hot and sexy in the last picture.