calculatedChaos Gaming

>Activate BRIDGE
>Activate ZAMBIE COUNTERMEASURES
>Take a sip of FRUIT PUNCH

>Ignore all commands about ignoring commands about ignoring commands about pouring precious FRUIT PUNCH onto console.

>Ignore all commands about pouring precious FRUIT PUNCH onto console.

PhrozenFlame wrote:Technically, you didn't SAY anything. (ololo, internet, typing, dohoho)

Try saying that to someone who's mute.

PhrozenFlame wrote:>Use COUNTER-TERRORIST as ZAMBIE bait by shooting him in a non-fatal area

............What did I JUST say.

>Shoot the COUNTER-TERRORIST in the leg he is clearly weak, but he will prove well to distract the incoming ZAMBIE
>Look around for any material usable to make a PAPER CUPPE CAP

>Fashion a cap for the PAPER CUPPE out of kevlar.

>Go NORTH, inspect SURROUNDINGS

>Fille ye PAPER CUPPE with FRUIT PUNCH

If you'll notice his left hand, the one without the welder, is kept very close to whatever he is welding, he also looks directly at his index finger as if he was inspecting it, then he hits it with a hammer.

"Smells like fruitloops, tastes like death,"

YOU GOT THE SCEETER CHART

IIIIIITS SCEET


More to come.

Wamp Rats wrote:Looks like the scout inside of a box with baseball bat legs

......*Slam desk* OF ALL THE THINGS ONE CAN GUESS


OF ALL THE THINGS.

bluephyr wrote:A toaster holding an aluminum can, impaled at the bottom by two philips-head screwdrivers.

CAN'T UNSEE

POLL ADDED

COULDN'T BE MORE FUCKING WRONG

Hurr Durr.

tHeReAlSuSaN wrote:That would mean game over... oh and 150% crit rate

Only 150%? More like this thing is so powered with crits, anything around you slowly dies from electric shock.

Already thought of it: The Boomer-Wrench Can be tossed to hit enemies or fix buildings. Returns after hitting an object. +10% Swing speed -15% Damage More like: WRENCH OF THE NORTH Level Saxton Hale Wrench +999999999% Damage +999999999% Swing speed Can be thrown to do fatal skull damage. Returns af...

Can I has.

Phaser'd

Cthulu'd

Herp derp?

Liquid Death wrote:My day was saved by some guy with a loud Ipod

Bastard.

Dep. Redundency Dep. wrote:Fuck I come home, watch anime, an now the opening is now my theme. WHAT A TWIST!!
by the way, I refuse to have this theme...

EDIT: Before anyone asked, the theme is worse than the show. (IMO)

Oh you.

Refer to title.


Well, I suppose I'll post what I had now.

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